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some dog breeds are so fucked up and ppl are so ignorant about it bc omg pugs are so qt!!!!
basically dog ppl are the worst
basically dog ppl are the worst
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i have really mixed feelings tbh and i'm not sure anon is the best place to go into it so i'll leave it at this:
i hate tumblr nb politics and i stay the fuck out of it
i hate tumblr nb politics and i stay the fuck out of it
Follow me to the woods and shadows deep, follow me to places where wind and quiet come to sleep.
Follow me to moonlit glades full of spells and more, follow me into the darkness, follow me into the gentle night, follow me, a ghost, a spirit, a vapor from your candle flame, follow me, a dream, into the woods, follow me into the dark.
Follow me if you can, do not look back, follow me into the woods, follow me into the dark.
Follow me to moonlit glades full of spells and more, follow me into the darkness, follow me into the gentle night, follow me, a ghost, a spirit, a vapor from your candle flame, follow me, a dream, into the woods, follow me into the dark.
Follow me if you can, do not look back, follow me into the woods, follow me into the dark.
i knew a guy who used to go about trolling ppl irl in high school
he'd tell all these disgusting jokes involving anal prolapse and would behave rly obnoxiously going up to ppl and blowing down their necks or sneaking ice cubes down their collars when they weren't looking. he also dressed like if jimmy urine and pee wee herman had a baby and thought that dudes avoided him bc they were worried he was gonna steal their girlfriends
he used to make up bullshit about being part italian/romani or romanian and living in harlem as a kid despise that his surname was waits and we lived in fucking boston
spray paint goatse for kicks
he'd tell all these disgusting jokes involving anal prolapse and would behave rly obnoxiously going up to ppl and blowing down their necks or sneaking ice cubes down their collars when they weren't looking. he also dressed like if jimmy urine and pee wee herman had a baby and thought that dudes avoided him bc they were worried he was gonna steal their girlfriends
he used to make up bullshit about being part italian/romani or romanian and living in harlem as a kid despise that his surname was waits and we lived in fucking boston
spray paint goatse for kicks
jurassic world is best if u basically just ignore the humans
im rewatching teen titans rn and i just saw the creepiest episode
now i'm scaried :(
now i'm scaried :(
nonas have you heard of some dumb hp fanfic called harry potter & the methods of rationality?
bc i did but it wasn't until now that i realised eliezer yudkowsky, the guy who wrote it, is literally fucking nuts
http://lesswrong.com/lw/1mc/normal_cryonics/
"You know what? I'm going to come out and say it. I've been unsure about saying it, but after attending this event, and talking to the perfectly ordinary parents who signed their kids up for cryonics like the goddamn sane people do, I'm going to come out and say it: If you don't sign up your kids for cryonics then you are a lousy parent.
If you aren't choosing between textbooks and food, then you can afford to sign up your kids for cryonics. I don't know if it's more important than a home without lead paint, or omega-3 fish oil supplements while their brains are maturing, but it's certainly more important than you going to the movies or eating at nice restaurants. That's part of the bargain you signed up for when you became a parent. If you can afford kids at all, you can afford to sign up your kids for cryonics, and if you don't, you are a lousy parent. I'm just back from an event where the normal parents signed their normal kids up for cryonics, and that is the way things are supposed to be and should be, and whatever excuses you're using or thinking of right now, I don't believe in them any more, you're just a lousy parent."
also
http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/bitwise/2014/07/roko_s_basilisk_the_most_terrifying_thought_experiment_of_all_time.html
"Listen to me very closely, you idiot.
YOU DO NOT THINK IN SUFFICIENT DETAIL ABOUT SUPERINTELLIGENCES CONSIDERING WHETHER OR NOT TO BLACKMAIL YOU. THAT IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE THING WHICH GIVES THEM A MOTIVE TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON THE BLACKMAIL."
im gonna lose the rest of my night to these lunks tbh i feel like i just fell down the rabbit hole
bc i did but it wasn't until now that i realised eliezer yudkowsky, the guy who wrote it, is literally fucking nuts
http://lesswrong.com/lw/1mc/normal_cryonics/
"You know what? I'm going to come out and say it. I've been unsure about saying it, but after attending this event, and talking to the perfectly ordinary parents who signed their kids up for cryonics like the goddamn sane people do, I'm going to come out and say it: If you don't sign up your kids for cryonics then you are a lousy parent.
If you aren't choosing between textbooks and food, then you can afford to sign up your kids for cryonics. I don't know if it's more important than a home without lead paint, or omega-3 fish oil supplements while their brains are maturing, but it's certainly more important than you going to the movies or eating at nice restaurants. That's part of the bargain you signed up for when you became a parent. If you can afford kids at all, you can afford to sign up your kids for cryonics, and if you don't, you are a lousy parent. I'm just back from an event where the normal parents signed their normal kids up for cryonics, and that is the way things are supposed to be and should be, and whatever excuses you're using or thinking of right now, I don't believe in them any more, you're just a lousy parent."
also
http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/bitwise/2014/07/roko_s_basilisk_the_most_terrifying_thought_experiment_of_all_time.html
"Listen to me very closely, you idiot.
YOU DO NOT THINK IN SUFFICIENT DETAIL ABOUT SUPERINTELLIGENCES CONSIDERING WHETHER OR NOT TO BLACKMAIL YOU. THAT IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE THING WHICH GIVES THEM A MOTIVE TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON THE BLACKMAIL."
im gonna lose the rest of my night to these lunks tbh i feel like i just fell down the rabbit hole
i'm the nona who is going off anti's and got threatened by a nurse in the psychiatry dept. i'm afraid the cops are gonna come knocking on my door tomorrow bc i was supposed to go to an appointment. i've been doing p.well since my decision to stop anti's and just getting to the core of living. dysphoria still scaries me but it's one day at a time
why would the cops care if you don't go 2 ur psych appt
The Harry Potter-series simply isn’t about sex or sexual orientation in general. That’s not the topic! So why do people expect reading about it?! The books are, plainly speaking, about the fight of evil and good. About friendship and, as I said before, to stand up for what’s right, for your friends, your believes, to do what you’re able to, to stand by the ones you love…
Not aboutany sexual orientation at all. Period.
And you know what?
I’m still convinced that these books are able to teach children so many good values, they give them hope, they encourage them to do and be so many other things. Sexual orientation isn’t one of them, that’s true. But there are other good books about that topic which children and teens should read as well, bc it’s important as well. It just doesn’t fit the Harry Potter-series.
So please stop playing down everything these books stand for and what kids can learn from these books just because there’s a topic that’s not discussed here. So isn’t climate change. And nuclear power. And atomic weapons. And food-shortage. See what I’m getting at?
Just needed to get this off my chest…you’re welcome to comment or unfollow me or whatever you want. This is my opinion.
Not aboutany sexual orientation at all. Period.
And you know what?
I’m still convinced that these books are able to teach children so many good values, they give them hope, they encourage them to do and be so many other things. Sexual orientation isn’t one of them, that’s true. But there are other good books about that topic which children and teens should read as well, bc it’s important as well. It just doesn’t fit the Harry Potter-series.
So please stop playing down everything these books stand for and what kids can learn from these books just because there’s a topic that’s not discussed here. So isn’t climate change. And nuclear power. And atomic weapons. And food-shortage. See what I’m getting at?
Just needed to get this off my chest…you’re welcome to comment or unfollow me or whatever you want. This is my opinion.
that's why all the characters are paired up in nice het relationships
http://www.humansofnewyork.com/post/122016610516/when-i-got-student-of-the-month-ms-gabriel-gave
http://www.humansofnewyork.com/post/122016316386/she-keeps-my-spirit-from-getting-heavy-because
so cute ;_;
http://www.humansofnewyork.com/post/122016316386/she-keeps-my-spirit-from-getting-heavy-because
so cute ;_;
i have never seen any of this series that didn't make me want 2 vom
http://elrond.co.vu/post/51239545619/a-non-extensive-look-at-my-queen-and-love-who-you
(Anonymous) 2015-06-21 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)this is why tolkien fandom is so embarrassing
hey why are people ignoring this female character who had no development and whose only mention was that she was tortured offscreen and not part of the story
hey why are people ignoring this female character who had no development and whose only mention was that she was tortured offscreen and not part of the story
Re: http://elrond.co.vu/post/51239545619/a-non-extensive-look-at-my-queen-and-love-who-you
(Anonymous) 2015-06-21 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)omg coalie no1curr
Re: http://elrond.co.vu/post/51239545619/a-non-extensive-look-at-my-queen-and-love-who-you
(Anonymous) - 2015-06-21 22:54 (UTC) - Expandngl i kind of wish i could switch back and forth from man 2 woman whenever i wanted
it'd be fun if ppl weren't so transphobic
it'd be fun if ppl weren't so transphobic
if i could do that i'd be a man 99% of the time
that was a good fanfic but i need to get laid
fuck i hate healey sfm
"oh this woc does her job better than me, i'd better frame her somehow to get her kicked out"
"oh this woc does her job better than me, i'd better frame her somehow to get her kicked out"
healy has always been terrible
i just watched that ep where he gets mad at red for wanting a divorce
i just watched that ep where he gets mad at red for wanting a divorce
if i was living in an rpg i'd probably be the healer
ppl like graceebooks think their whitesplaining is ok as long as they reblog a bunch of blackout selfies
do u ever go for a walk and think that urban decay is sort of beautiful? i do. there's this field full of lavender that i like and this creepy old house that's got wisteria that blooms every year. it sucks living here but those things are peaceful
no i wish i lived in a castle on my own private island
thought this would be a picture of hughes from fma
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i cleaned out this bowl for my watermelon and it still tastes slightly oniony
mang no i hate onion
mang no i hate onion
Q: Do I have to kill the snake?
A: University guidelines state that you have to “defeat” the snake. There are many ways to accomplish this. Lots of students choose to wrestle the snake. Some construct decoys and elaborate traps to confuse and then ensnare the snake. One student brought a flute and played a song to lull the snake to sleep. Then he threw the snake out a window.
Q: Does everyone fight the same snake?
A: No. You will fight one of the many snakes that are kept on campus by the facilities department.
Q: Are the snakes big?
A: We have lots of different snakes. The quality of your work determines which snake you will fight. The better your thesis is, the smaller the snake will be.
Q: Does my thesis adviser pick the snake?
A: No. Your adviser just tells the guy who picks the snakes how good your thesis was.
Q: What does it mean if I get a small snake that is also very strong?
A: Snake-picking is not an exact science. The size of the snake is the main factor. The snake may be very strong, or it may be very weak. It may be of Asian, African, or South American origin. It may constrict its victims and then swallow them whole, or it may use venom to blind and/or paralyze its prey. You shouldn’t read too much into these other characteristics. Although if you get a poisonous snake, it often means that there was a problem with the formatting of your bibliography.
Q: When and where do I fight the snake? Does the school have some kind of pit or arena for snake fights?
A: You fight the snake in the room you have reserved for your defense. The fight generally starts after you have finished answering questions about your thesis. However, the snake will be lurking in the room the whole time and it can strike at any point. If the snake attacks prematurely it’s obviously better to defeat it and get back to the rest of your defense as quickly as possible.
Q: Would someone who wrote a bad thesis and defeated a large snake get the same grade as someone who wrote a good thesis and defeated a small snake?
A: Yes.
Q: So then couldn’t you just fight a snake in lieu of actually writing a thesis?
A: Technically, yes. But in that case the snake would be very big. Very big, indeed.
Q: Could the snake kill me?
A: That almost never happens. But if you’re worried, just make sure that you write a good thesis.
Q: Why do I have to do this?
A: Snake fighting is one of the great traditions of higher education. It may seem somewhat antiquated and silly, like the robes we wear at graduation, but fighting a snake is an important part of the history and culture of every reputable university. Almost everyone with an advanced degree has gone through this process. Notable figures such as John Foster Dulles, Philip Roth, and Doris Kearns Goodwin (to name but a few) have all had to defeat at least one snake in single combat.
Q: This whole snake thing is just a metaphor, right?
A: I assure you, the snakes are very real.
A: University guidelines state that you have to “defeat” the snake. There are many ways to accomplish this. Lots of students choose to wrestle the snake. Some construct decoys and elaborate traps to confuse and then ensnare the snake. One student brought a flute and played a song to lull the snake to sleep. Then he threw the snake out a window.
Q: Does everyone fight the same snake?
A: No. You will fight one of the many snakes that are kept on campus by the facilities department.
Q: Are the snakes big?
A: We have lots of different snakes. The quality of your work determines which snake you will fight. The better your thesis is, the smaller the snake will be.
Q: Does my thesis adviser pick the snake?
A: No. Your adviser just tells the guy who picks the snakes how good your thesis was.
Q: What does it mean if I get a small snake that is also very strong?
A: Snake-picking is not an exact science. The size of the snake is the main factor. The snake may be very strong, or it may be very weak. It may be of Asian, African, or South American origin. It may constrict its victims and then swallow them whole, or it may use venom to blind and/or paralyze its prey. You shouldn’t read too much into these other characteristics. Although if you get a poisonous snake, it often means that there was a problem with the formatting of your bibliography.
Q: When and where do I fight the snake? Does the school have some kind of pit or arena for snake fights?
A: You fight the snake in the room you have reserved for your defense. The fight generally starts after you have finished answering questions about your thesis. However, the snake will be lurking in the room the whole time and it can strike at any point. If the snake attacks prematurely it’s obviously better to defeat it and get back to the rest of your defense as quickly as possible.
Q: Would someone who wrote a bad thesis and defeated a large snake get the same grade as someone who wrote a good thesis and defeated a small snake?
A: Yes.
Q: So then couldn’t you just fight a snake in lieu of actually writing a thesis?
A: Technically, yes. But in that case the snake would be very big. Very big, indeed.
Q: Could the snake kill me?
A: That almost never happens. But if you’re worried, just make sure that you write a good thesis.
Q: Why do I have to do this?
A: Snake fighting is one of the great traditions of higher education. It may seem somewhat antiquated and silly, like the robes we wear at graduation, but fighting a snake is an important part of the history and culture of every reputable university. Almost everyone with an advanced degree has gone through this process. Notable figures such as John Foster Dulles, Philip Roth, and Doris Kearns Goodwin (to name but a few) have all had to defeat at least one snake in single combat.
Q: This whole snake thing is just a metaphor, right?
A: I assure you, the snakes are very real.
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