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i'm sure there's some for jesus christ superstar
if they're going for italian characters why isn't his name cesare
god iron bull/dorian hits so many of my buttons
i am forever buttmad about the wank surrounding it turning people off such a good (canon!) ship
i am forever buttmad about the wank surrounding it turning people off such a good (canon!) ship
http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Jesus%20Christ*s*Judas%20Iscariot/works
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I DIDNT THINK SEXUAL DESIRE WAS A REAL THING LIKE I ALWAYS SAW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED SEX BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING OR EXAGGERATING OR SOMETHING THATS WHY IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS ACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WENT WITHOUT SAYING SEX ISNT THAT IMPORTANT IM 19 YEARS OLD I CANT STOP LAUGHING LITERALLY 99% OF THE POPULATION EXPERIENCES SEXUAL DESIRE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
any good omens nonas on?
i want some crowley/aziraphale recs, while we're on this topic
i want some crowley/aziraphale recs, while we're on this topic
i love this ship but idk what new fics there are
i think he has a regular dick that is big for a human
when kittens do that wiggle-butt-gonna-pounce thing but theyre still smoll and uncoordinated
when they have the little triangle shaped tails that waddle back and forth when they walk like teeny windshield wipers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omT6rgH94eI
i feel sorry for the fawn tbh
i feel sorry for the fawn tbh
why are its eyes bugged like that
it looks dad
it looks dad
something about the iron bull's design is just off and ruins my appreciation of the big bara tiddies
maybe it's just that his head is too small
maybe it's just that his head is too small
lol yeah
i either got used to it or just like him so much it doesnt matter to me anymore
i either got used to it or just like him so much it doesnt matter to me anymore
the sad part about that chick who did all the disney female faces with more realistic proportions is that a lot of the faces just aren't salvageable
elsa's before face is the most deformed but weirdly it turned out looking the best to me
Season 1 of Adventure Time:ah shUCKS, Ice King is capturing princesses AGaIn??? Better go punch him to justice!!! hahaha this is mATH!! *fart joke*
Season 6 of Adventure Time:If just being born is the greatest act of creation, then... what are you supposed to do after that? Isn't everything that comes next sort of a disappointment? Slowly entropying until we deflate into a pile of mush?
Season 6 of Adventure Time:If just being born is the greatest act of creation, then... what are you supposed to do after that? Isn't everything that comes next sort of a disappointment? Slowly entropying until we deflate into a pile of mush?
i just want to thank anon for being kind to me even though i know it's difficult a little while ago
I'm going to sell help in the morning, and be kind to myself until then
Hope you ago wonderful nights and days, sweet bibas
I'm going to sell help in the morning, and be kind to myself until then
Hope you ago wonderful nights and days, sweet bibas
sometimes anon can be non-shitty, i'm glad you got some nice nonas
hope u well bibs <3
hope u well bibs <3
“so, you’re a straight girl
so, you saw one photo of ruby rose
so, you say
“oh my god she can turn me gay”
you know what?
that’s fine. that’s fine by me.
go ahead. turn gay for natalie dormer,
and for lupita,
and for katy perry, and for beyonce, and for nicki.
“oh, i would go gay for her.”
would you? would you really?
go ahead, straight girl. turn gay. be my guest.
you wanna be gay?
fucking do it.
come out to your parents. watch them slowly retreat behind slammed doors.
is that enough for you?
go to a pride parade, and have stones thrown at you,
come to my country, so the government can threaten you with a 5 year prison penalty for a public or online demonstration of homosexuality.
are you gay for her yet? are you, are you?
why don’t you walk the halls of your school with the words gay
painted like a target at the back of your head,
with the same straight boys you flirt with
screaming
s l u r s
at you.
have you had enough? have you?
so you would “turn gay” will you?
say it again. say it again, i dare you,
say it again,
people like you made it so that
when i came out to my best friends, she spent a month thinking i had been joking about loving girls.
say it again. that you would turn gay for a pretty face.
my mother tried to convince me i was imagining things.
“there is a difference between thinking a girl is pretty and liking a girl. girls don’t like other girls”
tell me how you have “gone gay”
maybe i will find a way to unbecome it, and be straight again
so my parents will love me
so my friends will come back to me
so i will not have to be so damn scared all the time
straight girls, you do not “turn gay” because you saw some shoulders, and an undercut, and
your aesthetic appreciation
will never, ever equate to what i had to go through,
looking at my friends and saying “i am in love with you”
and her saying “i know” because she thought i was not being serious.
say it again, straight girls. say that you’re turning gay.
will you stay at the next pride with me,
with the world against us?
will you correct your parents when they say gay is a disease?
you do not turn gay.
you do not “go” gay.
if you are just realising that there is more to your heart
than loving boys -
then you should think about it.
but if you are just saying that
because you are entertained by the idea of
a glamorous aesthetically arranged photoshoot -
i don’t want to hear it. we don’t want to hear it.
enough already.
so, you want to be gay for ruby rose?
say it again, and again, and again,
until your best friends braves telling you
“i think i love girls too”
and then what? and then what? and then what?
you are not ready to be gay at all.
straight girls -
for us this is war.
straight girls - how do i say this and remain politically correct?
shut up.”
— so you’re gay for ruby rose/natalie dormer/a pretty famous lady
so, you saw one photo of ruby rose
so, you say
“oh my god she can turn me gay”
you know what?
that’s fine. that’s fine by me.
go ahead. turn gay for natalie dormer,
and for lupita,
and for katy perry, and for beyonce, and for nicki.
“oh, i would go gay for her.”
would you? would you really?
go ahead, straight girl. turn gay. be my guest.
you wanna be gay?
fucking do it.
come out to your parents. watch them slowly retreat behind slammed doors.
is that enough for you?
go to a pride parade, and have stones thrown at you,
come to my country, so the government can threaten you with a 5 year prison penalty for a public or online demonstration of homosexuality.
are you gay for her yet? are you, are you?
why don’t you walk the halls of your school with the words gay
painted like a target at the back of your head,
with the same straight boys you flirt with
screaming
s l u r s
at you.
have you had enough? have you?
so you would “turn gay” will you?
say it again. say it again, i dare you,
say it again,
people like you made it so that
when i came out to my best friends, she spent a month thinking i had been joking about loving girls.
say it again. that you would turn gay for a pretty face.
my mother tried to convince me i was imagining things.
“there is a difference between thinking a girl is pretty and liking a girl. girls don’t like other girls”
tell me how you have “gone gay”
maybe i will find a way to unbecome it, and be straight again
so my parents will love me
so my friends will come back to me
so i will not have to be so damn scared all the time
straight girls, you do not “turn gay” because you saw some shoulders, and an undercut, and
your aesthetic appreciation
will never, ever equate to what i had to go through,
looking at my friends and saying “i am in love with you”
and her saying “i know” because she thought i was not being serious.
say it again, straight girls. say that you’re turning gay.
will you stay at the next pride with me,
with the world against us?
will you correct your parents when they say gay is a disease?
you do not turn gay.
you do not “go” gay.
if you are just realising that there is more to your heart
than loving boys -
then you should think about it.
but if you are just saying that
because you are entertained by the idea of
a glamorous aesthetically arranged photoshoot -
i don’t want to hear it. we don’t want to hear it.
enough already.
so, you want to be gay for ruby rose?
say it again, and again, and again,
until your best friends braves telling you
“i think i love girls too”
and then what? and then what? and then what?
you are not ready to be gay at all.
straight girls -
for us this is war.
straight girls - how do i say this and remain politically correct?
shut up.”
— so you’re gay for ruby rose/natalie dormer/a pretty famous lady
i am sort of bitterly pleased that cullen/dorian fanfic on a whole is much worse than dorian/bull fic
Happy Father’s Day! Just a reminder to all of you that I don’t have a sugar daddy, I’ve never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably could go out and get one because I am what? SICKENING! You could never have a sugar daddy because you are not that kind of girl. Baby everything I have I have worked for and I have got myself. I’ve built myself from the ground up B*TCH!!!
one day.. dojima was walking down the street. he saw a criminal being mean to an old woman. "stop!" dojima said. the criminal stopped. he got arrested. The end
Anonymous
uncledojima answered:
Love this story. It’s very in character and I enjoyed the plot. Great job anon!
Anonymous
uncledojima answered:
Love this story. It’s very in character and I enjoyed the plot. Great job anon!
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