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what if god was a squid

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so cthulhu

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wtf was ramsey bolton's mom like

tw r*pe

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peasant girl who roose bolton raped

tw suicide

(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
i've disliked david sedaris ever since i read his interview abt his sister's death

his attitude was basically "yeah it's sad igss but she was always kind of weird and could never rly hang w/the rest of us, welp wat can u do"

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uh well what's the right attitude to have when a family member you're not very close to dies and some interviewer asks you about it?

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(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
What do murderous whales, an orphaned fawn, and tattooed dragons have to do with the Northern Lights? Everything.

Troika never knew life in the lair. Set adrift that first, dreadful night, he trudged through the world painfully unaware of what it truly means to be dragon. Then the voice invaded his dreams, and he knew what must be done. Ignoring Aurora is unthinkable, but Troika has already fulfilled his destiny, and he has no reason to risk his life for dragons he barely remembers. Still, nobody denies an Elemental, and certainly not a dragon of the Sapphire clan. But is she calling him home to die, or will he expose the brutal killer before he becomes the next victim?

With vicious whales, orphaned fawns, and mysterious dragons, this book has something for every lover of Fantasy.

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troi·ka
ˈtroikə/
noun
noun: troika; plural noun: troikas

1. a Russian vehicle pulled by a team of three horses abreast.
a team of three horses for a troika.

2. a group of three people working together, especially in an administrative or managerial capacity.

(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I coulda sworn most YA adaptations, at least these days, were marketed to girls. which is sexist, because don't girls deserve better than this crap?

(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
no

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Cat clings to plane wing for flight
Pilot’s video shows surprising stowaway as ultra-light aircraft flies hundreds of feet above the ground

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poor bb

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lol @ old ppl who get buttmad that no1 has heard of all the old shit they curr 2 much abt

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someday it will happen to you

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omg these watermelon slices are so weird tasting i think they've started fermenting and making watermelon wine

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enjoy the vom times

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ImageImage

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"that shouldn't be"

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why does google require so many fucking steps just to sign into gmail now

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hahaahhaahaaaahhahh

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alxander was a terrible movie, but it was very gay and pretty

plus rosario dawson's boobs, angelina jolie slaying all over the place, and val bruschetta kilmer getting murdered :3

10/10 would rec

and colin farrell needs to do more gay shit bc gd

(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
exactly how i feel abt this movie

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went 2 the beach and now my back is peeling

this is a special kind of hell

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Teacher: where's your homework?
Me: Where's Persona 5

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mary renault's book lack soul

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a o_O ul not exist

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https://youtu.be/1pBgMBBsv4k?t=46s

why are their desks so tiny

(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/10390571/france-hollande-taxes-socialist-farrage.html

lmfao protect richies at all costs uwu

(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
What we do know is that this non-existent (so far) tax has been the clincher that sent hundreds, possibly thousands of French citizens abroad: not just “the rich”, whom Hollande, during his victorious campaign, said he personally “disliked”, and who now are pushing up house prices in South Kensington and fighting bitterly over the Lycée Charles de Gaulle’s 1,200 new places; but also the ambitious young, who feel that their own country will turn on them the minute they achieve any measure of personal success.

a single bloo

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so did the dude see the cat and just not say anything? wtf

(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
he landed it after seeing the cat

what else was he supposed to do

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(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
do pet cats sound different depending on the country

(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross-linguistic_onomatopoeias#Cat_meowing

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(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
http://strugglingtobeheard.tumblr.com/post/118619937721/tumblr-friends-and-fam-tryna-raise-some-money-for

one of rileys friends wants money for badly coloured in colouring book pages

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A genderfluid femme Black mixed b*tch (nonbinary woman who does not experience transmisogyny). Will bite your head off and spit you out. Or love the shit out of you if you come correct. Currently my pronouns are she and they. Massachusetts born and bred. Finally earned my Master's in Sociology. Cat Lover. Twerk Enthusiast. Queer. Lover of Black femmes, good food, Loud, Nice Tunes and engaging conversation.

(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
i h8 being a virgin but at this point i feel like i've got some kind of a sunk cost fallacy going on. i want to have sex but i don't want it to be with some random b/c i want to feel like holding on to the damn thing for so long meant something.

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it doesn't tho

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(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I personally was just remembering a scene from some "Twilight" film where it was the guy and the girl sitting in some meadow doing exactly that. Watched it with the Rifftrax commentary and Mike says "to every girl watching this: your boyfriend will never, ever, ever do this with you."

(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFic-xaLsPs

(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
so would that cat have known he was in deadly danger or was he just like damn it got windy all of a sudden

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he looked p distressed

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nonas r so dumb

(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
and yet you are here

(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
ugh i h8 it when my coworkers whisper to each other all the time. i know it's stupid but i'm paranoid they're talking about me or something. plus it's just distracting and annoying.

(Anonymous) 2015-06-22 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
they're probs just complaining abt the boss or w/e