i knew a guy who used to go about trolling ppl irl in high school

he'd tell all these disgusting jokes involving anal prolapse and would behave rly obnoxiously going up to ppl and blowing down their necks or sneaking ice cubes down their collars when they weren't looking. he also dressed like if jimmy urine and pee wee herman had a baby and thought that dudes avoided him bc they were worried he was gonna steal their girlfriends

he used to make up bullshit about being part italian/romani or romanian and living in harlem as a kid despise that his surname was waits and we lived in fucking boston

spray paint goatse for kicks