may 15

[mommysquad]

what's on your bucket list, bibas? would you like to go skydiving? travel to the end of the earth? what about the whales

deletion thread

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

lbr most breakup songs are bitter as hell
most people are self-centered asses after a break up

[(Anonymous)]

won't someone think of the gotye

[(Anonymous)]

last night my friend excitedly explained to me what a squish is and said she has one on this guy we know

what do

[(Anonymous)]

nonas do you have hair on your vulva

like i have hair on parts that i can't even see unless i pull my lips apart

[(Anonymous)]

i have hair all over in there tbh

attributed it to pcos, i did

[(Anonymous)]

During the filming of Thor, actor Anthony Hopkins was known to write his lines on the back of his eyepatch.

[(Anonymous)]

i believe this

[(Anonymous)]

is genderb*tch seriously still pulling this "I'M POOR AND HOMELESS" thing

i JUST saw her refer to someone as her housemate in a post a few days ago

just because you don't own the place you live in doesn't mean you're fucking homeless

[(Anonymous)]

i couldn't be paid to read that blog, but probably, yeah

she's been calling herself homeless while having somewhere to live for at least the past year

[(Anonymous)]

i have brown areolas and pink nipples

is that weird

[(Anonymous)]

sounds qt

[(Anonymous)]

so it seems i've started getting really painful and really deep pimples before my period starts

[(Anonymous)]

It seems that the zucchini was chosen at random, but it is curious that squash means both squish and zucchini. I think that the choice is very bad for porting to Spanish, because this plant is idiomatically related to relationships, and in a bad sense. Giving gourds to one who has asked you out is a negative answer. Moreover, and this is independent of language, a courgette is a phallic symbol, so it could be understood as friends-with-benefits relationship. I think this is even worse than choosing the amoeba as a symbol of asexuality, because in Spanish it is the symbol of the lowest intelligence.

i said

[(Anonymous)]

awoooo, werewolves of london

Re: i said

[(Anonymous)]

and his hair was perfect

[(Anonymous)]

i did absolutely nothing today

and there's three months of this ahead of me, sigh

[(Anonymous)]

me2 nona. :( wat do.

[(Anonymous)]

NEVER MIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUUUU

[(Anonymous)]

“So go and tell your friends that I’m obsessive and crazy, that’s fine, I’ll tell mine you’re gay” OMG SHE’S SO AGAINST THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Not everything is so serious and if you know anything about her then you know she’s not the kind of person who would be against them, never mind vocalize it. It’s a line in a song about an angry breakup. Does it even matter? No.

[(Anonymous)]

Does it even matter? No.

haha f u

[(Anonymous)]

c'mon thunder, i want a real storm

[(Anonymous)]

Director Kenneth Branagh insists that his 2011 film Thor is actually based around actor Jeremy Renner’s character, Hawkeye. He does admit that Chris Hemsworth’s cameo as Thor “got out of hand.”

[(Anonymous)]

ok i lol'd

[(Anonymous)]

lql @ the idea that not being a parent means you can't give advice on parenting

yeah because making offspring tots means magically know how to care for it as proven by the fact cps aren't needed ever

[(Anonymous)]

sidfc

tw: abuse

[(Anonymous)]

idk if it needs the tw: but just in case

i left my now ex-husband and i got a job in another state. i admit that i lied to him so i could leave, but i had reason to believe he'd hurt me or try to if he knew i didn't intend on coming back. i have most of my stuff. the stuff i don't have is mostly stuff i can live without, except for my college diploma.

he refuses to send it and says i have to come back for it. he lives in seattle and i live in north carolina now. i don't want to go back and i don't know anyone who would go back with me except my dad and i don't want to make him fly from florida to seattle to do this with me. can i just get a replacement diploma? is that a thing you can do? has anyone done it?

i'm really angry and i want to go and call the cops and take my diploma but i know it's not really worth it. but i want my goddamn diploma one way or another.

Re: tw: abuse

[(Anonymous)]

i'm pretty sure you can get replacements. contact your school and see what they say. there might be a replacement charge, but it's probably still cheaper/easier than having to deal with your ex.


gl nona. hope you well.

[(Anonymous)]

ugh there is a cricket somewhere in my house that will not shut up.

tw: mi

[(Anonymous)]

man part of my freshman year of high school a cricket lived in my vent for a while, i was having a lot of mi issues so i didn't think it was real for a while

i broke down one night and told my dad about the cricket he stayed in teh basement where my room was one night and heard it too

was so relieved

[(Anonymous)]

over hedges and ditches

[(Anonymous)]

buttfaces

[(Anonymous)]

jfc cat i can smell your shit from upstairs. wtf did you eat?

[(Anonymous)]

but if i touch you like this

and if you kiss me like that

it was so long ago

but it's all coming back to me

[(Anonymous)]

i wish it was socially appropriate for me to just ask my coworker to have sex with me

so sexually frustrated rn

[(Anonymous)]

is it a dude

bc he probs will

[(Anonymous)]

i hate glee but i like some of the recent songs

[(Anonymous)]

i really liked the version of mean that puck and shannon just did.

[(Anonymous)]

mom, tortilla chips are not dog food

hth

[(Anonymous)]

lql

[(Anonymous)]

stopped taking my ssri because it had so many side effects and man, i came like 8 times tonight

sex drive, i missed you so much this past year

[(Anonymous)]

one day i'd like 2 find my sex drive again