ohmigod interactive comics are every bit as hilarious and goofy and terrible as i'd imagined
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Asher: INFJ female, demisexual panromantic, 20-something, linguistics major, piano and vocal instructor; the hostess and true owner of the body; fronts about 80% of the time. If we ever say “I” without signing off, it’s Asher talking. Has occasional barn owl (Tyto alba) shiftiness/dysphoria. Is divided into two primary median aspects, Lily, an altruist and the closest thing we have to an ‘original’, and Jade, Lily’s doppelganger, a sociopath whose existence resulted from long-term exposure to (and blurring with) Estael, who isn’t really designed for human consumption.
Ayden: male, eastern carpenter bee (Xylocopa virginica virginica), Asher’s Pullmanic daemon; functions as a balancing influence between Lily and Jade.
Estael: agender (uses pronouns ‘she/her/hers’); one of the two resident seraphs; fronts about 15% of the time
Lorael: androgynous (uses pronouns ‘he/him/his’); the other resident seraph; fronts about 4.9% of the time; Estael’s twin/mate/other half/whatever; migratory between Tegid System and Rabbit
Ayden: male, eastern carpenter bee (Xylocopa virginica virginica), Asher’s Pullmanic daemon; functions as a balancing influence between Lily and Jade.
Estael: agender (uses pronouns ‘she/her/hers’); one of the two resident seraphs; fronts about 15% of the time
Lorael: androgynous (uses pronouns ‘he/him/his’); the other resident seraph; fronts about 4.9% of the time; Estael’s twin/mate/other half/whatever; migratory between Tegid System and Rabbit
look, a great fart feels amazing
but when you get a REALLY GOOD POOP
jfc there is no better feeling. lighter than air, you glide from the bathroom, ready to take on the world
but when you get a REALLY GOOD POOP
jfc there is no better feeling. lighter than air, you glide from the bathroom, ready to take on the world
omg mods i can not BELIEVE you would IGNORE the needs of PEE SPAM anons EVERYWHERE
SHAKING
my GOD
damn
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SHAKING
my GOD
damn
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omg 30 seconds in and i have to pause to get my bearings already
I say gross too. And sometimes I even spell it groce. (I like to say 'this is so groce they could open up a grocery store.') SUCK ON IT HATERZ.
lol there are some gentlefarters i like a lot out there
lol there are some gentlefarters i like a lot out there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRWCOaFpoGU&feature=related
also i know this goes against everything the femdome stands for but i kind of hope that the avengers is at least 40% thor's manpain at having to fight his brudder again
also i know this goes against everything the femdome stands for but i kind of hope that the avengers is at least 40% thor's manpain at having to fight his brudder again
even if poop can be more satisfying farts are the better release. no constipation, no tearing, no runny farts.
no competition
no competition
both farts and poop because they are sadly not mutually exclusive for me all that often ;~;
why do ppl think it's only a big deal to cheat people out of their money if you do it for ~serious diseases
is it possible for a 3 year old to be so absolutely terrified of water, like bathing water, not water in classes or sinks, like whenever she gets near a bath or shower she gets hysterical and screams her lungs off. could that be just natural or did something bad probably happen to her involving water?
some kids are just scared of shit man
um it's a new post take screening off..why is it even on, i just got here
every time a nona types 'groce' i read in my mind as sir john harrington in south park
the SHART erasure in this post is FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE
i agree it's COMPLETELY DISGUSTING the way gassy wet sisters are IGNORED because """""there """"wasn't"""" a gif of sharts""""""
MY ASS there wasn't a GODDAMN gif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY ASS there wasn't a GODDAMN gif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG I HAVE THE BEST DOG
even if he likes "mistress going to work and school and then playing with me all day" days better than "depressed and lying in bed" days he sticks by my side regardless
even if he likes "mistress going to work and school and then playing with me all day" days better than "depressed and lying in bed" days he sticks by my side regardless
aw biba. it's great you have such an awesome puppy. hope u better
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