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C:。ミ ([personal profile] mummysquid) wrote in [community profile] hms_anon2014-03-05 04:20 pm

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the fuck you say punk

have it erased

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ovipositors
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[personal profile] kaijufan69 2014-03-06 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
10/10 would fetish again, want to have them, want other people to have them, would rec to a friend

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http://juliajm15.tumblr.com/post/78277776500/yo-hoo-big-frozen-genderbend-dump

(Anonymous) 2014-03-06 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
this is p. good

but it would be better if they only genderbent the males

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Image

human babbies in shark egg cases

imagine the possibilities

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"Marsupials give birth to a live but relatively undeveloped fetus called a joey. When the joey is born it crawls from inside the mother to the pouch."

wouldn't it be easier if the marsupial gave birth into the pouch?

and ppl expect us to believe in intelligent design

(Anonymous) 2014-03-06 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
no, most marsupials give birth to multiple bbs and it's a fucking race to the pouch

first one to get there gets to live

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remember that time we spent pages and pages discussing the best way for humans to give birth (like something preferable to how pregnancy is today)

and nonas were getting rly into it and arguing the pros & cons of egg laying and shit

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egg laying is superior

hth

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watchin bsg

is gaius baltar always the worst or does he get better

(Anonymous) 2014-03-06 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
he's always the worst but he's really entertaining about being the worst

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would u eat an unfertilized human egg tho

(Anonymous) 2014-03-06 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
i think depending on how we ovulate in an egg laying hypotheses unfertilized human eggs might not exist

i mean it would take so much to make an egg we might only start producing a shell if the ovum is fertilized

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there was a chapter of franken fran where fran developed a new way for women to give birth if they were having trouble carrying to term

they would give birth to maggot looking things that would develop into a cocoon then hatch into a baby

it turned out not to be a gr8 idea because those babies were extremely vulnerable and everything that could go wrong did

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i think that the lesson there was less that it was a bad reproductive method and more that it was bad to release the method so soon when fran hadn't had a chance to test it completely

like the woman stole it and didn't even let fran finish testing it so there were no warnings attached it was just 'lol take these maggot babies!'

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im at the gas station and i just witnessed a little boy steal 2 fun sized twix bars by shoving them in his afro this child is resourceful and he will go far in life

yes tumblr children shoplifting is so qt and funny

(Anonymous) 2014-03-06 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
it was qt & funny when i did it
so?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7b4spjXhw

how humans should give birth

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Though the major Christian denominations reject the concept of reincarnation, a large number of Christians profess the belief. In a survey by the Pew Forum in 2009, 24% of American Christians expressed a belief in reincarnation.[141] In a 1981 Survey in Europe 31% of regular churchgoing Catholics expressed a belief in reincarnation.[142]

(Anonymous) 2014-03-06 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
i prefer to believe that we all become part of a hivemind when we die

this hivemind is god and that's why god is so useless, we're all busy arguing

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i can't tell the difference at all, wow

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i would let a vampire get her red wings ngl

(Anonymous) 2014-03-06 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
what if she got a lil too hungry and bit u on the clit

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christians are also huge ghost believers which is weird because i'm pretty sure when i went to church my pastor was firm on dead ppl instantly going to heaven or hell

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what about purgatory though

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i had a nightmare last night that i had lice but i wouldn't believe it until my friend dug through my hair and picked off a white worm with big orange pustules

i woke up scratching my head and itchy all over, totally believing i had mutant lice

(Anonymous) 2014-03-06 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
you were dreaming about my offspring?

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imagine reproducing like tasmanian devils tho

giving birth to like hundreds of tiny babies that then crawl up your stomach to your boobs and then two latch on and then the rest starve to deal on you

and you can't save them

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no wonder those fuckers are always so mad

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itt

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how would u defend ur warm, leathery clutch of eggs

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fire
to my last breath

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This is wrong on so many levels - I’m not trying to be rude, sorry, but you obviously lack some information both about the Whoniverse and about asexuality.

First of all read this, to educate yourself about the fact that Time Lords DO actually reproduce through an artificial process that resembles cloning, and how that relates to Susan.

Secondly, even if you don’t agree with the existence of looms — I think you’re confusing “asexual” with “sterile”. Asexual people can have sex. Asexual people can have children.

Asexuality is a lack of ATTRACTION. It means we aren’t sexually attracted to people. That’s basically the only thing it means. And sure, this means we’re a lot less likely to have sex, as we have less interest in it. Doesn’t mean we can’t, for other reasons. (Because it feels good, for the benefit of a partner, because of the health benefits, because in this day and age we are constantly judged by our sexual value…) But having sex does not negate our sexual orientation. (A gay guy doesn’t suddenly turn straight by having sex with a woman. If they did, they’d be a lot less self-hating, repressed, closeted gay guys out there.)

And… you know what, back to point one. Time Lords don’t need to have sex to have children.

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lunk

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how can someone post 20 pages on tumblr in 4 days. any not just photos either but huge text posts. do they not have lives?

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if they didn't have a life they wouldn't be able to post at all you stupid fuck

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i'l talk about evil stiles fat mpreg lactation all day long but i'm grossed out by you rn anon

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shh come into my bosom

do you need a lil pouch time biba

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me & your man

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i love dinosaurs

cw tricht

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I'd totally give birth like that one frog

with the back

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me too

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do german snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß

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yeßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß

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ilu anon

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ilu 2

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if humans had pouches would they be hairy inside or smooth

would pouch-hair-removal be a thing

(Anonymous) 2014-03-06 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
probably smooth to avoid babies suffocating in pouch pubes

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