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i was all excited this morning. i took a shower and walked around and had some yogurt. then i had a two hour nap and now i'm still all exhausted. it's going to take forever to get better.
aw nona, you will feel better in time. have some more food rn, it's probably past lunch time
may i ask what you're recovering from?
may i ask what you're recovering from?
finally got the grandamapocalypse in the new one. its way less scary then in the old one and so far no elder pledge
nothing interesting happened for ages on mine
i just farted (this means i'm getting better)
ugghhh grunting should be banned from tennis
especially azarenka
especially azarenka
lmao if nonas don't think publishers release new editions more frequently than they have to so they could keep milking students
i just ruined part of my bosses' documents at the same time i broke the hole puncher and i don't even know if she can print them out again (she probably can) and i just want to sit on the floor and cry
i was already having a bad day why did this have to happen too
i was already having a bad day why did this have to happen too
did lizziey ever do anything actually terrible? on the internet i mean, not her real life lol
i just remember her being infuriatingly stubborn to the point where she would keep arguing even though she knew she was wrong, and anytime anyone would refute her points she would say it was only bc everyone hated her
i feel like most of her infamy started bc someone found her leaked nudes and she dared to not be hot, or apologetic about them
i just remember her being infuriatingly stubborn to the point where she would keep arguing even though she knew she was wrong, and anytime anyone would refute her points she would say it was only bc everyone hated her
i feel like most of her infamy started bc someone found her leaked nudes and she dared to not be hot, or apologetic about them
i remember smthg about her IRL getting brought up about her neglecting her kids or smthg wrt her kids safety and she was like THEYRE MY KIDS MY PROBLEM or w/e and ppl wanted to contact the police. but I forget what the actual thing was
just rediscovered my love for felix da housecat
honestly 1 artist im not embarassed of liking during my scene phase lol
honestly 1 artist im not embarassed of liking during my scene phase lol
there's a club at my school that's supposed to be for women in my field since it's harder for us to break into it and i'm not surprised they're like "men are welcome too" but there's always part of me that just goes "but why?"
and a bunch of guys are coming to the meet and greet and ugh i know they're gonna try to dominate the conversation bc they always fucking do
even in spaces we create for ourselves men have to barge in and take over. i wouldn't mind if they just sat and listened while we did all the talking but it's never like that.
and a bunch of guys are coming to the meet and greet and ugh i know they're gonna try to dominate the conversation bc they always fucking do
even in spaces we create for ourselves men have to barge in and take over. i wouldn't mind if they just sat and listened while we did all the talking but it's never like that.
Do you ever wonder why the same behavior that had her loving you one week has her hating you the next week?
If so, I know exactly what you’re going through.
Hi, my name is Gary P. Simmons, and it took me 37 girlfriends, some secret research (more on that later), and one wife before I FINALLY got a handle on how to deal with PMS.
If so, I know exactly what you’re going through.
Hi, my name is Gary P. Simmons, and it took me 37 girlfriends, some secret research (more on that later), and one wife before I FINALLY got a handle on how to deal with PMS.
here is a chimpanzee who is sad. Every time a primate in the forest reaches puberty, at some point they receive a magical present. Most primates receive magical bananas, some magical logs, some magical vines. Some receive even more mysterious magical gifts. Some carry their logs, bananas, vines, etc. with great pride; especially a lot of the banana-weilding-variety of simian because there were a LOT of them and they teased the others for not having bananas. So, several of the other present-carrying primates decided to form a club of non-banana-having variety. Some found pride in their magical vines or flowers or whatnots; some embraced the idea that it didn’t matter what magical thing you were carrying, but what kind of life you decided to live.
Now, our sad chimpanzee friend had never received her magical present and realised that she probably never would. Over time, she found other present-less friends in the forest and they felt that playing in the river was more fun than carrying a banana or a vine or what-have-you, anyways. But the banana-holders were mean spirited and teased her so not having a present. They told her many mean things and said that she would “get her banana one day”. But she didn’t care about bananas and wanted to join the non-banana-having club.
However, many of the monkeys were mean. They told her that because she ate normal bananas, she was not one of them. She protested, telling them that she didn’t have a magical banana and that the others were being mean. Some accepted her, some did not.”
Now, our sad chimpanzee friend had never received her magical present and realised that she probably never would. Over time, she found other present-less friends in the forest and they felt that playing in the river was more fun than carrying a banana or a vine or what-have-you, anyways. But the banana-holders were mean spirited and teased her so not having a present. They told her many mean things and said that she would “get her banana one day”. But she didn’t care about bananas and wanted to join the non-banana-having club.
However, many of the monkeys were mean. They told her that because she ate normal bananas, she was not one of them. She protested, telling them that she didn’t have a magical banana and that the others were being mean. Some accepted her, some did not.”
is that metaphorsexual tumblr still happening
I liked it when the tennis player on the l word grunted
I don’t think [Mako] should have the boy as a partner. I think her partner should be Black Widow.
— My 6-year old niece on Pacific Rim (via ANTHEIA)
— My 6-year old niece on Pacific Rim (via ANTHEIA)
scarjo would have made a more compelling main character
at least she has more range than oatmealface
at least she has more range than oatmealface
Relief Week
Why Relief Week is the perfect time to start your mood log (don’t worry, I’ll show you how)
Love Week
2 Little things you can do during Love Week to fire up her libido
Restless Week
3 “tests” she may throw at you during restless week (and how you can respond to those tests)
Volcano Week
One common tactic men use to try to diffuse the tension…and why it will blow up in your face
2 “survivor skills” you can use to help you keep your sanity
The face-saving reaction you can give her if she tells you she doesn’t want to be touched
Why Relief Week is the perfect time to start your mood log (don’t worry, I’ll show you how)
Love Week
2 Little things you can do during Love Week to fire up her libido
Restless Week
3 “tests” she may throw at you during restless week (and how you can respond to those tests)
Volcano Week
One common tactic men use to try to diffuse the tension…and why it will blow up in your face
2 “survivor skills” you can use to help you keep your sanity
The face-saving reaction you can give her if she tells you she doesn’t want to be touched
Take his penis in your hand and LOOK at it.
is it normal to feel nauseous and dizzy after a cig?
Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, forget about it because it is genetic and you can’t learn it). This technique works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris. Slide it back-and-forth; in effect, your tongue is doing something similar to a woman’s vagina around a man’s penis. This is likely to bring any woman over the edge to an explosive orgasm.
"women definitely wish they had dicks to put inside of vaginas. unfortunately all they have is clits but maybe i can make a vag with my tongue"
-men
-men
why would anyone start smoking nowadays
do u also use radioactive elements to give urself a youthful glow
do u also use radioactive elements to give urself a youthful glow
there's a company around here that does vapor cigarettes and every time i meet someone who works for the company they are so obnoxious
and since they sell it on being a healthy alternative to smoking (no studies to back this up tho) they'll just sit and puff their vapor smoke in your face and shit. even if it's not bad for you that seems rude all the same. like milk won't kill you but i wouldn't throw it in someone's face.
and since they sell it on being a healthy alternative to smoking (no studies to back this up tho) they'll just sit and puff their vapor smoke in your face and shit. even if it's not bad for you that seems rude all the same. like milk won't kill you but i wouldn't throw it in someone's face.
well like nicotine gum, it's pretty obviously bad for u, but it's not as bad as normal cigarettes
sex tips by men/for men almost make me feel a little sorry for the poor fucks.
Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pull back her hood. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck; pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like tormenting her – but don’t overdo it! We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction when starting out.
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