may 15

[mommysquad]

what's on your bucket list, bibas? would you like to go skydiving? travel to the end of the earth? what about the whales

deletion thread

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[(Anonymous)]

prompted b/c of found mom's lube nona.
i'm housesitting for 2 university profs rn and they told me i could stay in their room b/c the other room is their sons.
well, they didn't bother hiding their sex toys.
they have all kinds of buttplugs, handcuffs, expensive looking lubes, fancy vibrators.

lol. i can never look @ both of them the same.
(no, i'm not gonna use any of them)

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

During the filming of 2011’s Thor, actress Rene Russo was forbidden from handling the prop swords due to her violent criminal past. An inexperienced security guard was blamed when she managed to acquire this steel prop. Though her frenzied rampage through the set claimed the lives of six crew members, director Kenneth Branagh claimed that the footage was “too good not to use” and digitally replaced the late crew members with frost giants. It is said that actor Liam Neeson (King Laufey) quit the project in protest of Branagh’s decision, only to be replaced by Colm Feore who reportedly “had no problem [with it].”

[(Anonymous)]

chocolate makes you happy and it keeps you awake

[(Anonymous)]

http://comeonintothemadhouse.tumblr.com/post/23083153571/everybody-knows-im-an-internetting-monster-bdsm

lmao what a dumbass

kinksters are the worst

[(Anonymous)]

well this didn't take long

[(Anonymous)]

alcohol is illegal in alaska

[(Anonymous)]

they say I talk with so much emphasis
ooooo, they so sensitive

[kinkmemenona]

does anybody have the frankie muniz mermaid picture on hand

jw

[(Anonymous)]

i've never had piv sex before and i'm nervous

what are some tips, plz?

[(Anonymous)]

yesss both of the movies i was torrenting just finished downloading

http://dumbthingswhitepplsay.tumblr.com/post/23139900682/jesus-fuck-am-i-tired-of-people-asking-wher

[(Anonymous)]

even ignoring the heteronormativity in the main pair being a feminine faab person and a masculine maab person, why is every single other couple str8

[(Anonymous)]

every1 should ship bruce

[(Anonymous)]

idg the appeal of french kissing

am i doing it wrong?

[(Anonymous)]

blue juice

[(Anonymous)]

should i shave my cunt

[(Anonymous)]

opinion of his personality aside kanye is an objectively talented artist

worst tumblr layout ever

[(Anonymous)]

blogs that have the next/previous arrows and numbers near the top so you scroll to the bottom then you have to scroll back up again just to go to the next page

[(Anonymous)]

So I'm asexual and...
Yeah? So? Does the fact that I’m asexual remove my right to be a person? The fact that I dont want sex, am repulsed by it, and believe I do not need sex to live a fulfilled life makes me inhuman?

Well, according to my parents, anyway.

Because this is who I am. It’s just like being gay, or straight, or bi. You don’t turn any of these things! You don’t turn asexual, either.

I’m not a “late bloomer.” I have always been this way, and the fact that people just won’t accept this makes me really fucking pissed (haha it’s funny because I used fucking even though I’m asexual).

My mom would be fine with me being gay. If I were gay, she would jump for joy compared to this. And I’m not saying that I don’t like gay people, so don’t jump on me. You can be gay, bi, straight — anything! Whatever you want. But to look down on me because my sexuality is not natural? What? Are you kidding me?

I’ve been called a prude, and been made fun of because I don’t want something that is “human” and “natural” (and, newsflash, animals do it too). When people tell me “oh, you’ll get over it” or “you’re probably going to be the first of us to lose your virginity”, I start to feel sick, because I know exactly what gay people have felt like.

Can we please, please, just let everyone be who they want? Gay, straight, bi, trans, and ace, too? It doesn’t even matter what other people are. Why do you care, it has nothing to do with you.

Ace, and proud.

//rant

[(Anonymous)]

sometimes i hate knowing that the female character types i imagine and would like to see will never be in media in my lifetime

[(Anonymous)]

have you donated to melissa this month

[(Anonymous)]

While filming the robbery scene in 2011 The Town, director Ben Affleck recruited the services of a set of rare identical quadruplets, all of whom were actual Catholic nuns. The actors that you see robbing the armoured car are not Ben Affleck, Jeremy Renner and co, but the sisters. Affleck made the unusual choice so that he could better observe how the action was developing on screen, and only intended to have the sisters stand in and plan out the shots. “What can I say?” quipped Affleck in his traditional Boston accent. “Those nuns were balls-out ass-kickas.” Sister Mary-Louise Alcott reported that the sisters were glad to take part, saying that it brought them a better understanding of crime and sin, something they will use in the future of their parish.

[(Anonymous)]

TW conversion therapy
I’m browsing AVEN and finding multiple threads from minor asexuals whose parents are making them go to a doctor, a psychologist, a psychiatrist, or some other therapist because they came out.

I have no commentary. I’m just saddened.

Hang in there, under-18 asexuals.


rage on the side of my face nonas

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

i seen the word cisphobia so many fucking times in like 1.5 hours that it’s distracting me from sora’s fine kingdom hearts booty


groce