may 15

[mommysquad]

what's on your bucket list, bibas? would you like to go skydiving? travel to the end of the earth? what about the whales

deletion thread

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

prompted b/c of found mom's lube nona.
i'm housesitting for 2 university profs rn and they told me i could stay in their room b/c the other room is their sons.
well, they didn't bother hiding their sex toys.
they have all kinds of buttplugs, handcuffs, expensive looking lubes, fancy vibrators.

lol. i can never look @ both of them the same.
(no, i'm not gonna use any of them)

[(Anonymous)]

awww damn. pagetop.

[(Anonymous)]

hortense, fetch the lubricant!

[(Anonymous)]

idr where this is from but it makes me lol every time

[(Anonymous)]

that's creepy of them

[(Anonymous)]

i kno. i want to believe they forgot. they were both super stressed the day they were leaving so it's likely.

[(Anonymous)]

they probably did it on purpose tbh
sry biba some people are creeps

[(Anonymous)]

idk. they're both phds at the uni and have a 4 yr old son. ): i don't want to believe this.

[(Anonymous)]

lol h8 2 break it 2 u but plenty of ppl who seem sweetness in light~ or w/e aren't

[(Anonymous)]

i'm p sure they forgot but we'll see.

[(Anonymous)]

if it was only one time, they probably forgot

[(Anonymous)]

lol come on people, that's what nightstands with drawers are for

[(Anonymous)]

well, it was in an open box under their nightstand. (which is small and did not fully cover the box) it was not covered or sealed or anything so it was p obvs they didn't try to hide it.

i was just looking for a place for the books i brought. ):

[(Anonymous)]

wait so it was in a kind of hidden box

i don't see how that so creepy and wrong

[(Anonymous)]

not rlly tho. (but i don't think it's "wrong" i'm just kind of embarrassed for when they get home)
it was just under their nightstand which is small and didn't cover it. it was obvs there was an open box under it. you didn't have to pull it out or anything to know it was there. also, if u have the lamp on and look down u can see the toys clearly.

[(Anonymous)]

nona

i feel i need to warn you

they're going to come home early and suggest having sex and filming it.

it will end up on the internet.

[(Anonymous)]

lol. i thought this 2 so dw, i'm not having any sex w/ them. they're both phds, too. bad career move. i'm not 2 worried.

[(Anonymous)]

lmfao are they rich and white?

[(Anonymous)]

i went to a friend's house and was waiting for her to get off work (she was held up in traffic, i'm not the kind of weirdo who shows up at someone's home and waits on their porch knowing they're not home). i needed to pee and her husband sent me into their master bathroom because the other toilet in the house was broken. there was a buttplug drying in the sink.

[(Anonymous)]

lol!
she or he must have went in later and must have been mortified.

[(Anonymous)]

i mentioned it to her later when we were by ourselves, and she was a little embarrassed but mostly angry at him for letting me in there and not removing it first.

[(Anonymous)]

this is the sort of thing i could believe was an accident

[(Anonymous)]

afaik it was. she didn't put it away before she left for work and he forgot it was in there when he let me in.

[(Anonymous)]

i'm buttplug nona

i hear you