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She caught his eyes again, giving him a coy smile. Holly realized that he had thought this over, since this was probably the best position to accommodate their size difference, not to mention it felt awesome in her opinion. He supported her weight by cupping her ass in his hands until she wrapped her legs around his waist and her arms around the back of his neck. His neck was hot and slick from sweat and strands of hair fell in front of his eyes as he pressed her back against the headboard giving him leverage to release his hands and pin her in position by spearing into her. Holly moaned loudly in pleasure and shock at the sudden forceful movement, forgetting that there might be someone who could hear her. Artemis loved to hear her cry out but was not thrilled at the idea of being caught with his pants down, literally. He covered her mouth with his own and pushed his tongue into her mouth with the same force and rhythm as he pushed with other parts into other holes.
that guy from sweet genius is fucking weird
creepy man
creepy man
he really is
he tried to get his contestants to cook bb chickens before
i can't
he tried to get his contestants to cook bb chickens before
i can't
oh no poor yt having to listen to ppl be racist
i went to take the trash out and was standing there sorting the recycling and i thought a bee stung me. i looked down and found 6 fire ants on my foot/ankle. >:'c
nuke the city
nuke the city
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/biba_nona?cf=regular
50 ppl have cruised my profile, with one guy actually messaging me. i'm waffling between these methods of trollling him:
ponyo spam
buddhist quotes
keanu quotes
non sequiturs
condescending queen
coldplay lyrics
sjw talking points
hmmmmm...
50 ppl have cruised my profile, with one guy actually messaging me. i'm waffling between these methods of trollling him:
ponyo spam
buddhist quotes
keanu quotes
non sequiturs
condescending queen
coldplay lyrics
sjw talking points
hmmmmm...
damn your constipation powers, iron. damn you
should i re-install the sims 2 or give sims 3 another shot?
ugh it's so dark and rainy today i feel like its already evening.
nona i see u go through a buzzfeed article on people u'd like to meet. now stop.
As it turns out, everyday activities can be new experiences. May
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by metacognitionist
I was in the middle of a week of vacation and this girl was increasingly into me. We make plans to go to the beach at night to watch fireworks and I can tell minutes in she wants to sit on my boystick that night. The more it becomes apparent she wants to do the no pants dance, the more I realize I have to grow tail.
So, after the fireworks, she invites me to her place which sounds great, but I need to lay cable. And Im not rocking her tiny motel room toilet with corndogs and chinese food right before poking her. So I told her that I wanted to go swimming first. I didnt expect her to follow me. I should have seen it coming. She thought it was romantic.
And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. I would lean forward in the hopes I wouldn’t feel a fecal torpedo scrape up my back. This is when I would push her or tackle her out to sea. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.
I used the salt as an excuse to shower, to which she joined me. From that point on the vacation was a haze of room service, candlelight, me putting things in fantastic places.
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by metacognitionist
I was in the middle of a week of vacation and this girl was increasingly into me. We make plans to go to the beach at night to watch fireworks and I can tell minutes in she wants to sit on my boystick that night. The more it becomes apparent she wants to do the no pants dance, the more I realize I have to grow tail.
So, after the fireworks, she invites me to her place which sounds great, but I need to lay cable. And Im not rocking her tiny motel room toilet with corndogs and chinese food right before poking her. So I told her that I wanted to go swimming first. I didnt expect her to follow me. I should have seen it coming. She thought it was romantic.
And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. I would lean forward in the hopes I wouldn’t feel a fecal torpedo scrape up my back. This is when I would push her or tackle her out to sea. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.
I used the salt as an excuse to shower, to which she joined me. From that point on the vacation was a haze of room service, candlelight, me putting things in fantastic places.
this went in a totally different direction than i expected
but lolol
but lolol
anyone up for ask-box spamming
i suggest you not read anything he writes because it's all vile, just spam the ask box
http://permutationofninjas.tumblr.com/
i suggest you not read anything he writes because it's all vile, just spam the ask box
http://permutationofninjas.tumblr.com/
the kids on dance moms miami don't seem that good to me
i keep reading this post as 'are you a master debator'
im secretly 12
im secretly 12
i p much have always hated the foreman character since the beginning of house
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