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mommysquad ([personal profile] mommysquad) wrote in [community profile] hms_anon2012-05-04 07:22 pm

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are you a master flirt or an awkward turtle?


deletion thread

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
when my son was small i had a couple of friends who were going through infertility after a first child and they were so fucking obnoxious

and now i am not able to have more and i am that person. i just feel so fucking bad that there are no more babies for me. :(

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
ok

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
ugh i got like 3 calls in a row from some number i don't know and i think it's a spam thingie

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
when does korra air

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
11/10 central i think

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
nona if I wash my make up brushes and dry them upside down using the cold air part of the hair dryer that's okay right

i don't want my bristles to be falling out

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
nona who posted that cheerleading gif the other night, with the redhaired girl

if u could repost it, pls

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha so i've been on an extended vacation for awhile and i forgot to bring my cameras charger with me

so the only pictures i will have to show for all this are a couple of grainy webcam pics of cats gj

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
get a disposable camera

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(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
dammit i feel like i'm becoming the fangirl i used to dislike

but idgaf rn i just want to read fic with loki where whoever (thor, tony, natasha idc) brings him around to the side of good through the magic of their ~~love ~~~~

no shame

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
awkward 5eva

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
d'awww me2

still managed to date a couple of ppl and find a rly nice gf tho c:

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
my baby came before i found the magic how to keep her happy i never was the fantasy what you wanted me to be don't judge me so harsh little girl

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
you got a playboy mommy coming home,

little girl they'll do you no harm

i'll be home to take you in my arms

tw drugs (cont)

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
dear nona who mentioned antidepressants/mushrooms - ugh i know, right? i wish i'd known before i tried mushrooms, because the only time i did was also when i was on antidepressants and i just kept eating caps and saying "I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING" lol

Re: tw drugs (cont)

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
lol yeah you get a little bit of a nice, lovey feeling but that's it, and I had to learn this the hard way. so I ate those nasty tasting things for nothing.

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
boring in hurr rn
too early igss
gonna do laundry and i expect it to be jumpin when i get back

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
you mom is dead

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(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
he mom is dead

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*poot*

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
i pooped this poop today that i was honestly surprised was able to make it down the toilet. it was at least a foot long and just a tad smaller around than a coke can

srsly, this was an epic poo. i was proud.

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
And then it all changed, and Yauch was the first to take it all back. On 1994’s “Sure Shot,” MCA pulled the plug on the characters that made them famous: “I wanna say a little something that’s long overdue, the disrespect to women has got to be through. To all the mothers and the sisters and the wives and friends, I wanna offer my love and respect to the end.” The band didn’t limit themselves to a single apology. (Popchips, you listening?) The band spent their career gently deflating their penis balloon, even taking on other bands when necessary. In 1998, the band asked The Prodigy not to play “Smack My B*tch Up” at the Reading Festival. (The band was not receptive to this input.) Yauch sent a clarifying e-mail to the NME after the event: “We are in the process of learning from our mistakes, and feel that some of the things we did in the past that we thought were a joke ended up having lasting negative effects.”

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
sidc

it's still date r*pe music

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
what if butts wasn't butts...
but butts?

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
buttception

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
coupons clipped, already went to the post office now lifetime and ice cream all day cause its too hooooot.

i wanted to drink tequila on a roof cause cinco de mayo but lol no friends. :(

attn superstitious nonas!

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
comment itt or your mom will die tomorrow

tw: injury

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
ah i love waking up with a million small cuts and scars because i'm a clumsy oaf, and actually taking the time to apply neosporin like lotion

Re: tw: injury

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
i like waking up to them because they are leftovers from lastnights sexy times

been a while tho :(

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
ahh gavin degraw why are you suddenly playing on my pandora

get out of here nobody likes you

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
has he recovered from that attack?

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor pabu doesn't want bath

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
aw, daddy saved them, yay!

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
:( LOKI

ALL MY FEELS TO YOU

POOR BB

maybe they could bring in some earth therapists to asgard, teach them something about healthy family dynamics

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
should i buy a tube of lipstick or four volumes of the manga i love?

(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
wow that's some expensive lipstick

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(Anonymous) 2012-05-05 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
also wow darcy had a much smaller role in this movie than i remembered
kind of confused by all the fan love now

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