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this got the page top because penis is the best!
アロマンチックとロマンチック
アロマンチックとは、他者に対して恋愛感情（ロマンス）に基づく魅力を感じない性質を指す。アロマンチック・アセクシャルの多くは触れること、触れられること、といった物理的な親密を望まない。ロマンチックとは、他者に対して恋愛感情（ロマンス）に基づいた魅力を感じる性質を指す。ヘテロ・ロマンチック・アセクシャル、ホモ・ロマンチック・アセクシャル、バイ・ロマンチック・アセクシャル、パン・ロマンティックという用語も存在する[6]。
lmao this is so embarrassing
アロマンチックとは、他者に対して恋愛感情（ロマンス）に基づく魅力を感じない性質を指す。アロマンチック・アセクシャルの多くは触れること、触れられること、といった物理的な親密を望まない。ロマンチックとは、他者に対して恋愛感情（ロマンス）に基づいた魅力を感じる性質を指す。ヘテロ・ロマンチック・アセクシャル、ホモ・ロマンチック・アセクシャル、バイ・ロマンチック・アセクシャル、パン・ロマンティックという用語も存在する[6]。
lmao this is so embarrassing
one of our distant relatives were talking to my brother during our family reunion and i went over to greet him and was immediately asked if i was my brother's girlfriend
then another aunt asked the same thing an hour later
wtf why
then another aunt asked the same thing an hour later
wtf why
Be damp: What is damp? Damp is the most sexual wetness. This is why, when you fuck your sexual lover, you must be damp. Before you fuck, mist yourself in steam. This will make you not too wet and not too dry: Damp. Then when you and your sexual lover are inside of each other, you can enjoy the sexual dampness, and you can go insane with lust, no questions asked!
my body is caked and dented in scars, lacerations and holes because i'm a good person, a strong person, doing good things in a horrible place.i'm was entering a finished 3rd horror feature into sundance but its incomplete, i made it by myself in a empty building when i was homeless, its under 'sundancers andyp's' on youtube, the 2nd part is the best, my 1st two features were generic slashers and don't count as serious, i'm finishing up another book, a fantasy novel i think will be bigger than harry potter...i WILL become larger than stephen king, and you wonder why i choose such a high totum to climb other than a smaller horror writer? well its because i've finished libraries of writing, novels and shorts, all the decades i've been alone and sad in a dark room as an introvert, what is dormant, and what is almost accomplished is more thatn king, almost, i need a few green miles and stand by me's first, and then i need a few other stories and books and i will have achieved more elaborate words than star wars or marvel combined, i just have to get them seen is all, tha'ts the hard/easy part......
have any nonas watched please like me? it's a pretty funny show about a gay man even if everyone in it is kind of unlikeable
i just watched an episode from the 2nd season that made me cry so hard tho damn
i just watched an episode from the 2nd season that made me cry so hard tho damn
I'm not a sleazeball, i've only had 3serious long relationships, that means i've only had sex with 3 people, no additional fingerbangs or buttfuckings, maybe i kissed ten more girls, but that's it.
tmi and i have no idea why my landlord told me this, but as i was leaving the house the other day she cornered me to talk about her son being home bc he had a zit that needed to be popped on his taint. like...... why would you tell me this? what do i care? does he know that i know this about his taint?
I knew a guy who thought he had acne all over his face but really it was ingrown hairs from DRY shaving He didn't use foam or water or anything JFC HOW AND WHY
As I said, dogs are canonically prohibited from entering temples, while cats are allowed. If allowed, then are they not, in fact, prescribed? Contrary to the depraved Western notions that cats are somehow signs of the devil, witches’ familiars, or harbingers of ill fortune, the Russian, and hence Orthodox, thought on the matter is that they are in fact a sign of good. At the very least, they destroy mice. But the connection between the two is even deeper. In Orthodox ascetic theology, one important goal is the attainment of ἀπάθεια (apatheia), or passionlessness, which should be familiar to those who read the Stoics or Plotinus, though the Orthodox usage has more to do with Plotinus’ notion of apatheia as the soul’s freedom from passion after being purified. The common housecat, of course, has generally attained this detachment from “all earthly cares” and remains a model for all of us. However, the common housecat has been domesticated and therefore become corrupted by its contact with the city. One must therefore find an ascetic in the desert or wilderness to be the true model for Orthodox theology. Pallas’ cat is the obvious and only candidate for this, as it not only lives in the environs of Russia, but is everything that a cat is and more.
not to undermine the sacredness of cats but tbh ive always seen this as having to do w the fact that dogs want to pee everywhere, whereas cats are properly finicky and discreet in the way humans like people to be in religious areas
http://hms-anon.dreamwidth.org/277268.html?thread=1381845012#cmt1381845012
this actually happened to me omgggg
i had an online friend when i was 11 and i thought he was 17 but for some reason i never thought that was weird, because i thought 'wow we have the same interests and he even talks like me and doesnt get the weird adult jokes like me' even though he would brag about all the cool older teen/high schooler shit he did to me constantly
and then years later i found my friend again on tumblr and the whole time i knew her as a kid, she was a girl the same age as me pretending to be a cool older guy and obviously failing
this actually happened to me omgggg
i had an online friend when i was 11 and i thought he was 17 but for some reason i never thought that was weird, because i thought 'wow we have the same interests and he even talks like me and doesnt get the weird adult jokes like me' even though he would brag about all the cool older teen/high schooler shit he did to me constantly
and then years later i found my friend again on tumblr and the whole time i knew her as a kid, she was a girl the same age as me pretending to be a cool older guy and obviously failing
*obviously failing to anyone who wasn't also a dumb 11 yr old i mean
remember when anon was into this for like a week and then it vanished
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reported my neighbour for watering her lawn in a massive drought
this will be her 2nd 250 dollar fine
you'd think she'd learn
this will be her 2nd 250 dollar fine
you'd think she'd learn
lawns r so fucking ugly, pointless and destructive in the first place
ban lawns
ban lawns
I've been to other places. There's no "white privilege" in fucking Colombia.
hi nonas, i just wanted to say i hope u are having a great day/evening/night and ilu <3 be well
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