(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
white people

"better _____ than ____"

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dead
red

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
remember when john edwards' wife died

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hew dis

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I never imagined that I'd be starting my fifth year as a faulty member in the Medieval Studies department as a thirty-two-year-old widow. I'm sure to be the butt of every joke around campus as the collateral damage of a sex scandal that made national headlines. And my husband left me completely broke after he killed himself.

I don't want to lose my house and all the money I invested in it so I make an arrangement through The Club. I'll get what I need...money to get out of the financial ruins my dead husband left me in. And Dante McNally will get what he wants...access to my body...whenever and however he wants it...

There's only one catch. Dante is one of our new graduate students and the recipient of a prestigious research fellowship funded by his billionaire father. And this is the year I'm supposed to be applying for tenure.

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
lol

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
tumblr's lgbt(a) community sure has a short memory

even the older ones forget that allies existed before asexuals

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
i've seen a lot of complaints in the trans community about ftm stuff flooding the trans tags and outnumbering mtf stuff

but it's like, ten years ago you could barely find a trans site that even mentioned it was possible to be a trans man

let them have their time in the sun

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i can't wait to finish this fucking book

the ending better be spectacular

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
is it a dance with dragons

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omg this woman will not get off the copier and i need 2 use it

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
wtf report her if she's photocoping her ass

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Me:*walks into school wearing cross necklace and my Christian band t shirt and sneakers talks to a friend about God*
Friend:Dude I read this passage the other- *other Friend walks in*
Friend 2:Hey Guys! Whatcha talking about?
Me:The Bible.
Friend:*nods happily*
Friend 2:Ugh... I hate the Bible.
Me:*laughs nervously* hahah hah uhm okay then well uhm.
Friend:*looks over worried*
Friend 2:You should tone down your style (y/n). You're like crazy about that book.
Me:is it bad that I-
Friend:(y/n) come on.. /He/ wouldn't want you fighting.
Me:*bites lip and sighs* I guess I could talk to you later about it then?
Friend:yeah of course.
Friend 2:You Know what I'm just gonna leave before you try to shove anything down my throat.
Friend:Hey Come On That..
Me:It's fine.. *frowns* I gotta go, *leaves in sadness*
Friend 2:She's always talking about it.
Friend:Well She Is Obligated to. Also you know why she talks about heaven is cause she loves and cares about you!
Friend 2:Yeah well if she loved and cared she'd leave me alone.
Friend:I don't think she wants you to..- Nevermind..
Me:is actually listening from outside. Starts crying.
Friend 2:I'm just saying if she can't control her Jesus talk I can't be friends with her anymore!
Friend:...I see...

#Christianproblems #Christian #christanity #religion #phobia #bullied #discrimination #depression #sad #love #care #friends

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lmao

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Teens Mistakenly Knock On Door Of Off Duty NJ State Trooper. Trooper Shoots, Massive Manhunt Ensues.

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Three teenagers were shot at and hunted down like dogs early Saturday morning after mistakenly knocking on the door of a New Jersey State Trooper in Sparta.

The teens reportedly had left a high-school graduation party and were attempting to meet a friend at his home on West Mountain Road.

Instead, they erroneously went to the home next door, and after repeatedly ringing the doorbell and loudly knocking, the unidentified trooper came to the door and yelled at them before they ran away.

The three got into a vehicle and the officer fired three gun shots as they attempted to flee, disabling the car about a half a mile away where two of them – John Baker-Marasco and Jesse Farcorn – were apprehended and taken to the Netcong Trooper Barracks for questioning and processing.

The third, Matthew Mayer, fled on foot, witness say.

Sparta Police and the New Jersey State Police were quickly dispatched and a manhunt ensued involving a helicopter equipped with a spot-light, canine units, foot patrols, and vehicles – which scoured the scene, questioned homeowners and searched private property.

Mayer was eventually found and arrested.

It is not clear what the teens were charged with and involved police agencies have said they cannot comment on the possible charges since the attorney general’s office is conducting the investigation.

The Press Office of the attorney general’s office has not yet responded to requests for comment made by local news outlets.

The startling story precludes the reality that police envision themselves as a protected class in society – to shoot first and ask questions later – even when off-duty.

The reaction has troubled local residents who were awoke to a martial law type abuse of private property rights in the wee hours of the morning during the search.

One homeowner complained that their home and property was searched and another said the police officers came to their home and questioned them about Mayer – but it is not clear how many total homes were combed through during the “investigation.”

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
but did the cop yell THIS IS SPARTAAAAA b4 he shot them

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/daylightatheism/2015/07/theres-no-religious-freedom-to-refuse-service/

aw yeah

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i wanted to draw 70′s au su u///u



thanks that's........... really something there

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that's like, aggressively fugly

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
just read an animal rights fanatic has put a bounty on walter palmers head
half a million for his head and skin

got a feeling he is never going to sleep peacefully again

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
good tbh

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sure jan

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
What I love about this, is that this isn’t Hollywood crying ™. This isn’t the single perfect manly tear of the hero, or the over the top Noooooooooo!!!!

This is real, ugly, in public and still can’t stop, tears down the nose, can’t breathe properly, awful crying.

And I love that we get Captain America doing it. Anyone who thinks Chris Evans doesn’t do an amazing job of portraying this incredibly human superhero, or Steve Rogers is a boring character in these films isn’t paying enough attention.

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
yo, steve, I'm really happy for you, i'ma let you finish, but peter parker had one of the ugliest cries of all time! One of the ugliest cries of all time!

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
if ur a meat-eater who fancies them self as a 'foodie' but calls tofu boring and tasteless im gonna assume u don't know shit about cooking 😊

and if you're a 'foodie' but think that vegans can't have a varied diet then it sounds like ur the one with the boring diet 💅

when ur entire diet consists of NOTHING but the same 3 meats and some cheese & eggs....don't come to me w/ "veganism sounds sooo boring"

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lol

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why do people keep humanizing peridot as muslim

do they not understand that making the character who keeps trying to destroy earth and kill the protags this is not progressive at all or

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because covered hair

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
'why do you act like your brother's going to steal something every time he comes up?!'

well, mother

maybe because he's a thief, you know he's a thief but have literally never lifted a finger to stop him, and nobody can even keep spare change in their pockets in this house without it ~mysteriously~ going missing

maybe that's why

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kill him ded

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Trump would 'love' to have Palin on his team
USA TODAY - ‎2 hours ago‎

Donald Trump went on Sarah Palin radio this week to praise Sarah Palin - and dangle the prospect of a job in a Trump administration.

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
didn't he have some kind of tirade about working mothers?

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
mah pussy is on fire!

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
monistat 7

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Her grandfather, Jérôme Seydoux, is chairman of Pathé, and her father is a great-grandson of businessman and inventor Marcel Schlumberger (her mother also descends from the Schlumberger family


um

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
if they're great-grandkids it's not that big of a deal

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
peridot's the most boring su character tbh

maybe you need to have read invader zim to get her

lapis lazuli isn't that exciting either but at least she's got a cool song

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prefer not to answer

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
found my first grey hair

it's not fair, both my parents only staarted graying in their 50s

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
stress tbh

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tw suicide, mass murder

(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
fucking reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFails/comments/3esxi7/psychopath_speedrunner_wont_stop_talking_about/

some twitch streamer mentions killing himself and going on a mass murder spree and gets his twitch chat shut down as a result and everyone's like "oh those fucking SJW types are responsible for this, it's not like mass murder is a big deal or anything, Y SO SERIOUS BAWWW"



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(Anonymous) 2015-07-29 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
one person mentioned "snowflake syndrome"


oh reddit

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