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After a vigorous round of training, Pikachu leapt into Ash's arms. "Pika-pika-chu!" he shouted joyously.
Ash embraced him for a while, then began to massage him. Pikachu became very aroused. His breathing became faster, and "Pi... pi... pi..." began to slip out his mouth.
"Are you ready, Pikachu?" Ash said. Pikachu nodded enthusiastically. "Pikachu!" he said.
Ash took off his shirt, then his pants and underwear, leaving his baseball cap on. He was already hard, and he began to stroke himself. Pikachu cheered him on. "Pika-pi! Pika-pi!"
Then Ash placed Pikachu on a rock. Pikachu shuddered in anticipation. Ash applied a generous amount of lubricant to his anus and to Pikachu, then squatted in front of the rock.
Pikachu began to massage Ash's opening, slipping one, then two paws in. Then he gave the signal. "Pika-chu!" Ash slowly began to sit down on Pikachu. Pikachu's head, then his whole body, went inside.
Pikachu rubbed Ash's prostate from within while Ash stroked himself to a climax. At the pivotal moment, Pikachu let off a Lightning attack, making Ash's orgasm the most earth-shattering one he had ever had. He collapsed in a heap, and the santorum-soaked Pikachu slipped out of Ash's rectum to rest beside him.
Ash embraced him for a while, then began to massage him. Pikachu became very aroused. His breathing became faster, and "Pi... pi... pi..." began to slip out his mouth.
"Are you ready, Pikachu?" Ash said. Pikachu nodded enthusiastically. "Pikachu!" he said.
Ash took off his shirt, then his pants and underwear, leaving his baseball cap on. He was already hard, and he began to stroke himself. Pikachu cheered him on. "Pika-pi! Pika-pi!"
Then Ash placed Pikachu on a rock. Pikachu shuddered in anticipation. Ash applied a generous amount of lubricant to his anus and to Pikachu, then squatted in front of the rock.
Pikachu began to massage Ash's opening, slipping one, then two paws in. Then he gave the signal. "Pika-chu!" Ash slowly began to sit down on Pikachu. Pikachu's head, then his whole body, went inside.
Pikachu rubbed Ash's prostate from within while Ash stroked himself to a climax. At the pivotal moment, Pikachu let off a Lightning attack, making Ash's orgasm the most earth-shattering one he had ever had. He collapsed in a heap, and the santorum-soaked Pikachu slipped out of Ash's rectum to rest beside him.
i call inserting things into your anus "doing a pikachu" now
big names in england, i doubt anybody would care about a singer famous from only here peeing their pants. not scandalous enough, eh?
sorry, ducks
sorry, ducks
i don't show off my body
there's nothing to show off besides my ugliness
there's nothing to show off besides my ugliness
old news, but i am blown by what a complete trainwreck sf_drama has become.
my friend wants to skype but that means i have to put a shirt on
today is terrible
today is terrible
can someone answer my question about 4shared
i just want to download music abloobloobloo
i just want to download music abloobloobloo
why is it deleteworthy to call fat people fat
Regardless, I am very much a femme dudebro with purple sparkly nails right now.
Bright light blue for oral because I left my black at home (for shame!).
Bright light blue for oral because I left my black at home (for shame!).
it pisses me off when people feed their cats vegan diets. cats are supposed to eat meat.
ia but
you're trying it, tho
even though i love cats/dogs can b vegans 2 wank
esp when it happens in sf_d
so many buttmad vegans
you're trying it, tho
even though i love cats/dogs can b vegans 2 wank
esp when it happens in sf_d
so many buttmad vegans
this is how clint should have been filmed for the entire movie tbqh
idgi how backstage photos make some of the costuming look like cheap cosplay, haha
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions#History
how many did you know nonas
how many did you know nonas
Searing meat does not "seal in" moisture, and in fact may actually cause meat to lose moisture. Generally, the value in searing meat is that it creates a brown crust with a rich flavor via the Maillard reaction.
somebody tell food network
somebody tell food network
/anon/
i just finished insurgent
like i stayed up all night finishing it cause i couldn't put it down during the last quarter of the book and
oh my god
oh
my
god
lol i was worried that i wouldn't love it as much as i loved divergent but i shouldn't have been and just omggggggggg
also i appreciate how realistic tris' relationships with her friends are instead of like "oh you killed my boyfriend but idc about it i'm not mad at you we're still totally bff" like a lot of ya
i just finished insurgent
like i stayed up all night finishing it cause i couldn't put it down during the last quarter of the book and
oh my god
oh
my
god
lol i was worried that i wouldn't love it as much as i loved divergent but i shouldn't have been and just omggggggggg
also i appreciate how realistic tris' relationships with her friends are instead of like "oh you killed my boyfriend but idc about it i'm not mad at you we're still totally bff" like a lot of ya
This is self-indulgent as hell and you'll never hear me claim otherwise. But I'm working on a fanfiction that's based on Rick Riordan's universe - that of Percy Jackson & the Olympians and Heroes of Olympus. Basically I've got a son of Aphrodite named Aaron, who's accompanying a satyr named Gaius who's about to collect a son of Demeter for Camp Half-Blood. This son of Demeter is attending a charter school. Along with them is a daughter of Demeter, named Tansy (yes, I went there). She's doing escort duty with a mortal girl (self-insert) at the downtown DC Planned Parenthood, which happens to be adjacent to the charter school where the son of Demeter goes. (There did used to be a charter school by the 16th and L Planned Parenthood, though not anymore. There may very well be one in the future though!) Oh, the protesters are Dick and Carol, and Dick is actually a chimera, while Carol is actually a harpy. The Mist makes them appear to be ordinary anti-choice protesters to us mortals.
Meanwhile Aaron's Aphrodite sense is tingling because the mortal girl is emo-tastic over a guy, and she could stand for some sexual healing. (As long as children of Aphrodite have the ability to speak French because it's the language of love, and some can charmspeak, well, why can't some sense heartbreak and have the power of sexual healing?) The protesters/monsters actually throw a jibe the way of Aaron over that. A battle between demigods and monsters ensues, the mortals see it as an act of clinic violence. The mortal girl is shaken up, and Aaron stays behind to comfort her while Tansy and Gaius take the son of Demeter to 7th and H where they'll catch a cheap bus to New York.
Meanwhile Aaron's Aphrodite sense is tingling because the mortal girl is emo-tastic over a guy, and she could stand for some sexual healing. (As long as children of Aphrodite have the ability to speak French because it's the language of love, and some can charmspeak, well, why can't some sense heartbreak and have the power of sexual healing?) The protesters/monsters actually throw a jibe the way of Aaron over that. A battle between demigods and monsters ensues, the mortals see it as an act of clinic violence. The mortal girl is shaken up, and Aaron stays behind to comfort her while Tansy and Gaius take the son of Demeter to 7th and H where they'll catch a cheap bus to New York.
has anyone read "the story of edgar sawtelle"? i'm working through it, and it is is pure tedious doggy torture.
what a load of self-satisfied smug and charmless tatter x
how long should I microwave my butter to get it melty but not burnt?
probably not, given that i expect my partners to actually work instead of handing all the shit off to me
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