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Here are some reasons you want me:
I have my basic needs covered. I am educated, I have a good job that I like and am proud to do and I have a comfortable home in a quiet part of the city. It's hard to call it cozy though because I'm no decorator…maybe you'll have some advice.
I know how to work on cars, at least, as things break on my car I learn how to fix them, and I get some enjoyment out of doing it. Therefore I might be able to work on yours, if the problem isn't too involved and you're nice to me!
Once we're close, you would be a priority to me, I would always be looking out for you.
My sports are bike racing and running. I am obsessed with health, fitness, and nutrition. These are my hobbies. Thanks to this lifestyle I am in good shape, am very rarely sick, have learned how to dedicate myself to goals, and look good under my clothes. I am always reading about training and nutrition. I enjoy hearing about and encouraging other people's progress and I love to share everything I've learned with anyone wanting to hear it. If you have fitness or weight loss goals, I'll help you get there. If you have done p90x, I want to hear about your experience with it!
Here are some reasons you can't handle me:
I'm a rebel. If the speed limit is 65, you better believe I'll be inching towards 69. Also, check out how I ignored the instructions and put my entire profile in one section. I bet you've never seen anyone do that before.
My big smile catches people's attention when it comes out in public. You'll be jealous of everyone looking at me.
Training for racing is extremely time consuming. This means that I can't be that clingy, "be at my side every moment", "spend every second with me!", "forget all your interests and friends and hang out with me" type that I know you are looking for, sorry...
I will expect you to be willing to get a sore throat cheering at bike races.
I have a really hard time with bedsheets.
Chances are I can show you up in the kitchen. I have learned how to cook delicious, real food. I got a charcoal grill for Christmas and the results so far have been fantastic.
I haven't been able to spend much time browsing profiles lately so if you want to talk you will have to message me.
I have my basic needs covered. I am educated, I have a good job that I like and am proud to do and I have a comfortable home in a quiet part of the city. It's hard to call it cozy though because I'm no decorator…maybe you'll have some advice.
I know how to work on cars, at least, as things break on my car I learn how to fix them, and I get some enjoyment out of doing it. Therefore I might be able to work on yours, if the problem isn't too involved and you're nice to me!
Once we're close, you would be a priority to me, I would always be looking out for you.
My sports are bike racing and running. I am obsessed with health, fitness, and nutrition. These are my hobbies. Thanks to this lifestyle I am in good shape, am very rarely sick, have learned how to dedicate myself to goals, and look good under my clothes. I am always reading about training and nutrition. I enjoy hearing about and encouraging other people's progress and I love to share everything I've learned with anyone wanting to hear it. If you have fitness or weight loss goals, I'll help you get there. If you have done p90x, I want to hear about your experience with it!
Here are some reasons you can't handle me:
I'm a rebel. If the speed limit is 65, you better believe I'll be inching towards 69. Also, check out how I ignored the instructions and put my entire profile in one section. I bet you've never seen anyone do that before.
My big smile catches people's attention when it comes out in public. You'll be jealous of everyone looking at me.
Training for racing is extremely time consuming. This means that I can't be that clingy, "be at my side every moment", "spend every second with me!", "forget all your interests and friends and hang out with me" type that I know you are looking for, sorry...
I will expect you to be willing to get a sore throat cheering at bike races.
I have a really hard time with bedsheets.
Chances are I can show you up in the kitchen. I have learned how to cook delicious, real food. I got a charcoal grill for Christmas and the results so far have been fantastic.
I haven't been able to spend much time browsing profiles lately so if you want to talk you will have to message me.
ew is this that dom neckbear from the other page
i really fucking hate rockitb*tch/lollychad
do u think spamming her every comment with tentacle porn will persuade her to leave
what else does she have an unreasonable hatred for?
do u think spamming her every comment with tentacle porn will persuade her to leave
what else does she have an unreasonable hatred for?
im so sick of the namies here
i want to just make a comm of my own so i can ban any namie i dont like
or just ban ppl from posting namie at all
i want to just make a comm of my own so i can ban any namie i dont like
or just ban ppl from posting namie at all
My wife is praqnat and due in Feb and she has been talking about breastfeeding to save money but I just got a second job now and we will now be able to afford the formula. I keep telling her that if she breastfeeds it will make her breasts look like an orange in a sock but she just doesn't understand. I even showed her some pics of some saggies yet she still wants to do it to save money. Help I do not want her breasts to hang down to her waist.
i dont hate namies
i just hate most of the current set of annoying tryhards
i just hate most of the current set of annoying tryhards
i feel if there was an inspirational balloon picture about punching fuckheads in the teeth that'd be more applicable to my life
How dare you put misogynistic words into my mouth you fucking paltry quantity of rubbish. I did nothing of the sort. There's a difference between pretending something didn't happen, and mentioning it every few seconds. How stupid are you? You are shaky, vainglorious, and unfit to appreciate the behaviorism of another person. You completely drive others away.
Holy crap, put the thesaurus down you infuriating, arrogant self-absorbed pretentious little pseudo-intellectual prick. I don't give a flying fuck how offended you are by people bringing up rockitb*tch's shitty behaviour, it is not okay to call people halfwits and simpletons and it is not okay for you to tell people in this community how they ought to react to someone behaving the way that rockitb*tch has behaved. Yes, they should be using trigger warnings to discuss her disgusting, triggery-as-fuck behaviour. That does not mean people shouldn't bring it up at all.
As for your frankly hilarious assertions that naughtwriter should be more like you, I just cannot get over the sheer level of your arrogance. Who the fuck do you think you are, exactly? And what exactly is it that you are asking naughtwriter to be like? Your descriptions are completely nonsensical. When you write please remember that the purpose of the written word is to communicate, not to obfuscate.
As for your frankly hilarious assertions that naughtwriter should be more like you, I just cannot get over the sheer level of your arrogance. Who the fuck do you think you are, exactly? And what exactly is it that you are asking naughtwriter to be like? Your descriptions are completely nonsensical. When you write please remember that the purpose of the written word is to communicate, not to obfuscate.
it's too early to start with the fisting and squirting videos
yet i feel compelled...
yet i feel compelled...
Kunihiko Ikuhara - director of the Sailor Moon anime - as Sailor Mars, with Nagano Mamoru - creator of The Five Star Stories - as Venus.
I am experiencing aches and cold sweat. If only this were a forerunner to gluttony. But it is not. And I do not deserve this. I understand peoples hearts, and know their maladies, and play the game with their souls. I am not unkind.
you are uncomfortable in your own skin. you are a stranger to your own self.
it's good to know other ppl get mad over the same stuff i find annoying
if i was an enzyme i'd be dna helicase so i can unzip ur genes
using written kitten and all the cats i get are so mean looking :c
Now at the risk of sounding bromidic and clear as a dishwasher, I'll shut up. I do like to combine dishwater exhortation with fascinating ganders. Make everything indicative, ya know? So yeah I'll shut up haha I talk too much.
i hope identicalstuff gets run out of sf_d soon what a fucking asshole
http://commanderfingerkisses.tumblr.com/post/23960328726
do u think being a kid is just like being high all the time
do u think being a kid is just like being high all the time
Dude, I don't know anything about your history with this person, but no matter how much you think you have the moral high ground, it's not cool to completely derail a post like this. You should stop it. Listen, I've been in this situation before so I get it. It can be hard not to bring up the past when someone did something fucked up. But eventually I learned that it's not appropriate to derail serious discussions with grudges. I learned its better to keep your distance, and be cool yet entrancing, faint yet gaseous, incandescent yet misleading. Notional. Like a pro. That's how to be in this kind of situation. You know?
nonas wat do
say you are sharing a room w/another person. and you know they are asleep bc they are snoring and grinding their teeth
do you schlick? provided you know how to schlick quietly w/o any noise
y/n?
say you are sharing a room w/another person. and you know they are asleep bc they are snoring and grinding their teeth
do you schlick? provided you know how to schlick quietly w/o any noise
y/n?
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