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so tired nonas. soooo tired.
this is why i avoid going to bed at 6am on a regular basis
this is why i avoid going to bed at 6am on a regular basis
watching a massively trgggering thing on suicide rn and it's amazing hearing my friends qtalk about it lol I've had to leave twice and they keep going on about how funny it is and realistic that the family and friends are there and aware and supportive. they have no idea
mods you have to unscreen as well as turn screening on
hth
hth
dolphins are so awesome. we went to the gulf coast a few years ago, and i've got a picture of my daughter swimming with two dolphins behind her.
the mod who unscreens this comment will have a beautiful wonderful day
dang i've been up since 930 and it's only 4 but i already feel like i need to take a nap, i was doing so much today
whenever i take naps i can never go to sleep at the proper time though :(
whenever i take naps i can never go to sleep at the proper time though :(
When you are admitted to a hospital, they place on your wrist a white wristband with your name on it. But there are other different colored wristbands which symbolize other things. The red wristbands are placed on dead people.
There was one surgeon who worked on night shift in a school hospital. He had just finished an operation and was on his way down to the basement. He entered the elevator and there was just one other person there. He casually chatted with the woman while the elevator descended. When the elevator door opened, another woman was about to enter when the doctor slammed the close button and punched the button to the highest floor. Surprised, the woman reprimanded the doctor for being rude and asked why he did not let the other woman in.
The doctor said, "That was the woman I just operated on. She died while I was doing the operation. Didn’t you see the red wristband she was wearing?"
The woman smiled, raised her arm, and said, "Something like this?"
There was one surgeon who worked on night shift in a school hospital. He had just finished an operation and was on his way down to the basement. He entered the elevator and there was just one other person there. He casually chatted with the woman while the elevator descended. When the elevator door opened, another woman was about to enter when the doctor slammed the close button and punched the button to the highest floor. Surprised, the woman reprimanded the doctor for being rude and asked why he did not let the other woman in.
The doctor said, "That was the woman I just operated on. She died while I was doing the operation. Didn’t you see the red wristband she was wearing?"
The woman smiled, raised her arm, and said, "Something like this?"
k.
that's not creepy, tho. that's just stupid.
that's not creepy, tho. that's just stupid.
things can get confusing when your definition of a good friendship and a romantic relationship are exactly the same.
do asexies not know that you are friends with ur romantic partners too.
http://j-moriarty.tumblr.com/post/22990169788/i-dont-see-how-being-asexual-is-so-confusing-to
this is such a terrible analogy lol
this is such a terrible analogy lol
ya sexual ~preferences are just like food ~preferences
do any bibas have any tips for dealing with dark circles and sunken in eyes? i wear glasses all the time so you can't really see them but if i ever decide to wear contacts, it'll look terrible :c
called my grandma for mother's day
she wished ME a happy mother's day and asked if my dog gave me a card
what is this what is happening who am i
she wished ME a happy mother's day and asked if my dog gave me a card
what is this what is happening who am i
do you have a dog
she was making a nice joke about your caretaking of the dog
it's not difficult to understand
she was making a nice joke about your caretaking of the dog
it's not difficult to understand
happy mothers day :3 i drew sth 4 u blushie.jpg
u r the best mods evr, hope u alive and well<3
u r the best mods evr, hope u alive and well<3
yeah well i still love mommysquad the mostest. :P
oh i thought whenever people brought up srs with regard to reddit they meant sex reassignment surgery
i was wondering why it was such a big topic over there
i was wondering why it was such a big topic over there
only our femdome sisters who shall take down the power
"Daddy, I had a bad dream."
You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness — it's 3:23. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"
"No, Daddy."
The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not, sweetie?"
"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."
For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.
You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness — it's 3:23. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"
"No, Daddy."
The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not, sweetie?"
"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."
For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.
AND THEN DAVID BOWIE COMES OUT AND GIVES A BADASS PERFORMANCE OF HEROES
my mom calls the dogs my 'brother' and 'sister'
i ain't ashamed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i ain't ashamed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i don't call them my kids' siblings, but i do say i'm their mommy. and i call the cats their sisters.
How do you deal with the fact that society won’t view you and your PLP as a “couple” the way they would if you were fucking and romancing each other, even if you live together, even if you rely on each other the most, even if you own property together, have kids together, travel together, do business together, etc?
fuchiascreams
u r not trans. no1 curr if u "feel better." no1 curr at all. we h8 u.
go
the fuck
away
u r not trans. no1 curr if u "feel better." no1 curr at all. we h8 u.
go
the fuck
away
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