can't relax because a delivery might turn up before my partner gets home
please hurry home
please hurry home
why can't u relax? u don't have to answer the door if it's just a package or w/e, they'll just leave it
bibas do u think 1,800 words worth of notes is enough to cobble together a 3,000 word paper (i'm p good at bsing and filling in gaps)
i know there's really no way to say but uggghhh dnw to research anymore :(
i know there's really no way to say but uggghhh dnw to research anymore :(
omgg i feel so good after leaving anon hate for people i can't stand in my fandoms
lmao i hate it when fic writers refer to nipples as nubs
im 90% sure i've heard dudes refer to the clit as a nub
SOME FEMDOME
what about mariel of redwall, the baddest bamf that ever sailed the high seas
what about mariel of redwall, the baddest bamf that ever sailed the high seas
omg that was one of the books my library never had :o
do i want quesadilla (just cheese, i don't have anything else...except i do have some chicken nuggets i could cut up i guess lol)
or do i want macaroni and cheese
or do i want macaroni and cheese
on bad nights he'll always crawl in my bed
his pinching fingers
his faceless sneer
on good nights, he'll always be gone
you can't talk two words to him on those bad nights
he likes to sing a song called "what if what if what if"
that's the verse
what if what if, who who who
on good nights, you forget you knew him
you dream of never being pinched
you forget those verses
you dream about doing normal things
the air runs thin, however, and he's there
his sharp nails plucking
he'll whisper that you wish it were more
what if what if you'd shift away?
his pinching fingers
his faceless sneer
on good nights, he'll always be gone
you can't talk two words to him on those bad nights
he likes to sing a song called "what if what if what if"
that's the verse
what if what if, who who who
on good nights, you forget you knew him
you dream of never being pinched
you forget those verses
you dream about doing normal things
the air runs thin, however, and he's there
his sharp nails plucking
he'll whisper that you wish it were more
what if what if you'd shift away?
anybiba want the rest of this peach ice cream
it has too many lumps, i am gagging
it has too many lumps, i am gagging
i will take that peesh aise krom off of your hands biba
hmm bibas u have reminded me
i picked up the first redwall book a few weeks ago at a secondhand bookshop but haven't read it yet
if i could just FIND it i would read it now
i picked up the first redwall book a few weeks ago at a secondhand bookshop but haven't read it yet
if i could just FIND it i would read it now
i hate when people use the word "suckle" instead of "suck"
hork
hork
i tried 2 read a redwall book but it bored me :(
i loved the cartoon tho
i loved the cartoon tho
the only good parts of the books were the food descriptions lbr. and some of the characters were badasses.
but the cartoon was the best yes
but the cartoon was the best yes
i had a dream that i fucked some dude int he bathroom just so i wasnt a virgin anymore and the only thing i could think of was "fuck i have to shit so badly."
nonas
this is why i luv u
so many redwall nerds in here
~fur and femdome~
this is why i luv u
so many redwall nerds in here
~fur and femdome~
we can't express our redwall love many internet places because of furries so this is a relief
"liberal" feminist dudes on tumblr who still say f*ggot and autist and still get aspats from other femnist women
wtf how does this happen
wtf how does this happen
holy snaps nonas you guys are moving quickly today
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one thing i never got about redwall
the goodies were all vegetarian species, and the baddies ate meat, but it was just small mammals, no dogs or anything existed
and then there were also lizards and toads and things
but were the bugs and fish sentient? or like beasts in teh world of redwall?
the goodies were all vegetarian species, and the baddies ate meat, but it was just small mammals, no dogs or anything existed
and then there were also lizards and toads and things
but were the bugs and fish sentient? or like beasts in teh world of redwall?
i remember there being at least sentient fish. but most are just beasts. think there weren't any bugs.
if little girls fly pink balloons
one day they surely must break
if little boys eat only with spoons
then no lads shall have any steak
one day they surely must break
if little boys eat only with spoons
then no lads shall have any steak
Here lies the troll by name of Chad
Eternal king of true buttmad
For although he may be deceased
His crease remains forever greased
Eternal king of true buttmad
For although he may be deceased
His crease remains forever greased
ughh i can't believe this one blog doesn't have anon asks, it's a public fandom blog, what a cowardly asshole, whoever runs it
they probs get a shitton of asks and don't want to deal with your shit
ughhhh killing time until my friends get back
hurry up i am v v impatient
hurry up i am v v impatient
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