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none of them are worth wasting hate on nemore
once i was at some distant relative's house
his wife had two little boys (maybe 3? idr) and she was INSANELY overprotective of them
she wouldn't let anyone use the word "kill" or "die" around them, and you would have to spell it
once i was alone in a room with one of them and i started making up a story about a monster, and she came back and heard the kid saying the word "monster" and she let into me for teaching him that word
his wife had two little boys (maybe 3? idr) and she was INSANELY overprotective of them
she wouldn't let anyone use the word "kill" or "die" around them, and you would have to spell it
once i was alone in a room with one of them and i started making up a story about a monster, and she came back and heard the kid saying the word "monster" and she let into me for teaching him that word
today in english someone asked who the toucan in the lion king is in terms of hamlet (w/e w/e that’s not relevant)
and so the whole class got into a debate about the fact it’s not a toucan but no one could remember what kind of bird it was and they were all like ‘some african bird’ and my english lecturer was naming african birds and it was getting really tense
and then i just pointed at nothing in particular and screamed ‘HORNBILL!’ and then sang at the top of my voice ‘KIIIINGS DON’T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORNBILLS FOR A START’ cause i got really excited
and then everything got really quiet and everyone was just looking at me and this girl slowly pointed at me and went ‘yesssss’ like i’d just found the cure for cancer.
and so the whole class got into a debate about the fact it’s not a toucan but no one could remember what kind of bird it was and they were all like ‘some african bird’ and my english lecturer was naming african birds and it was getting really tense
and then i just pointed at nothing in particular and screamed ‘HORNBILL!’ and then sang at the top of my voice ‘KIIIINGS DON’T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORNBILLS FOR A START’ cause i got really excited
and then everything got really quiet and everyone was just looking at me and this girl slowly pointed at me and went ‘yesssss’ like i’d just found the cure for cancer.
crayon-inspired trolling would be a lot less obvious if you didn't use the most recent article
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my boyfriend has been feeling depressed for a while and he says he feels that i don't care about him as much as he does me. we haven't been able to see each other for a week because of work, school, and also my family is visiting from overseas so i've been busy with that. today we were both off and i invited him to come out with me and my family, as i was still expected to entertain them and go with them sight-seeing. he felt awkward about it and opted out. i feel awful because i told him today we would see each other but i wasn't able to get out of the trip with my family. he's furious with me, saying that i treat him so horribly, that i never come through for him when he's upset, that he couldn't count on me today so he'll "see me sunday" (which he said very sarcastically).
nonas, did i fuck up? i know he has been miserable and needed me, and i hate that we couldn't see each other today since it has been a week since we last hung out in person, but i was not able to get out of sight-seeing with my family. am i wrong in thinking he's being unfair? if i fucked up, how can i make it up to him? he's so let down by me.
nonas, did i fuck up? i know he has been miserable and needed me, and i hate that we couldn't see each other today since it has been a week since we last hung out in person, but i was not able to get out of sight-seeing with my family. am i wrong in thinking he's being unfair? if i fucked up, how can i make it up to him? he's so let down by me.
“That was Hitler!” Eric exclaimed.
“Just his head,” the man, around fifty, tried to calm him as he glanced around the large rock they had found shelter behind. He had calmly introduced himself as Wally when he pulled Eric and his wife, Susan out of the path of what can only be described as a ballistic chainsaw.
I'm not sure what I just got myself into but I really don't like it
“Just his head,” the man, around fifty, tried to calm him as he glanced around the large rock they had found shelter behind. He had calmly introduced himself as Wally when he pulled Eric and his wife, Susan out of the path of what can only be described as a ballistic chainsaw.
I'm not sure what I just got myself into but I really don't like it
fart on the page
or eat it
or color it with crayola crayons
or eat it
or color it with crayola crayons
p sure one of my close friends bought me the DSM IV bc i jokingly made a facebook request for it. he does this kinda shit all the time.
idt it's a Nice Guy thing either tho bc he's p close with my boyfriend and i've known him for like, three years, and we hang out and watch movies a lot...
idt it's a Nice Guy thing either tho bc he's p close with my boyfriend and i've known him for like, three years, and we hang out and watch movies a lot...
http://hms-anon.dreamwidth.org/39895.html?thread=185427415#cmt185427415
lol coalhouse im embarrassed for you rn
lol coalhouse im embarrassed for you rn
this woman i know from college is almost certainly displaying some severe obsessive mental illness via dozens of unintelligible facebook posts a day. i want to feel sad for her but she was so horrible to me in college that i kind of find schadenfraude in it.
i stole crayons from the crayon buckets
is there anyone from ur past that ur not ~over~ yet? how do u deal w/ it?
try not to dwell on it/them.
be around other people
be around other people
what would u do if u were white and a black person said "ur the reason black ppl hate white ppl u fat fuck"
i ate crayons bc i thought they tasted really good
then the pieces came out in my poops so it looked like i had poop confetti
then the pieces came out in my poops so it looked like i had poop confetti
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
I can take you places you ain't never been before
Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know
I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow
Swag swag swag, on you
Chillin by the fire why we eatin' fondue
I dunno about me but I know about you
So say hello to falsetto in three two
I can take you places you ain't never been before
Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know
I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow
Swag swag swag, on you
Chillin by the fire why we eatin' fondue
I dunno about me but I know about you
So say hello to falsetto in three two
lmaoooo nick lachey's butt haircut in the last one
this boy called my mom fat so i hit him with a tree branch.
bb misandry
lol.. this is the comic book art of the future :(
idr anything that i did in kindergarten or preschool
except a wax crayon picture but that's literally it
except a wax crayon picture but that's literally it
i remember a lot of crayon drawing, singing, and napping (best part ofc)
also hopscotch and chinese jump rope
also hopscotch and chinese jump rope
lol this ringer show is the most ridiculous thing ever.
i'm such a bad fan
im the stereotypical fan fandom hates
im the stereotypical fan fandom hates
hi fandom troll trying to start this off
no1curr
no1curr
i am sobbing listening to starships
it is officially time to suck it up and just off myself already
it is officially time to suck it up and just off myself already
no it's not, biba :(
do you want to talk for a bit? what's going on?
do you want to talk for a bit? what's going on?
in preschool i would always undress the barbies and make them have romantic encounters.
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