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this is the most pathetic trolling i've seen on anon in hours
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how do people live in new york without having panic attacks every time they leave the house
it's so claustrophobic and there's SO many people
it's so claustrophobic and there's SO many people
brooklyn & queens tbh
manhattan stresses me out, i would never want to live there again
manhattan stresses me out, i would never want to live there again
what is f_fa? you can talk about this there, if you'd like.
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for christmas i want someanon to post an xojane daisy callout post
please i have been so good this year, i have barely peespammed
please i have been so good this year, i have barely peespammed
was sweating last night
now i'm cold
hope u w/e, weather
now i'm cold
hope u w/e, weather
is it bad to go to an interview at a cafe and a corporate ~fine dining~ place with navy nail polish w/glitter on it
or will the not curr
what if they think i'm femme flagging!
or will the not curr
what if they think i'm femme flagging!
my bf wants to get into bdsm
i'm not sure where my limits for that are but i have a feeling he wants more than i can give
i'm not sure where my limits for that are but i have a feeling he wants more than i can give
invite someone else in to remove some of the burden
people who are awkward around or fearful of kids make me eyeroll
they aren't made of dynamite, guys
they aren't made of dynamite, guys
ppl who use eyeroll as a verb make me eyeroll
did things in your school/hometown work on nepotism?
my town was like that like WHOA
to the extent that people not from there don't believe my stories
my town was like that like WHOA
to the extent that people not from there don't believe my stories
i've had an unpoppable ingrown pube for years
sometimes i have nightmares of hairs popping out all over my body
every space inside me being full of the one curled up pube
sometimes i have nightmares of hairs popping out all over my body
every space inside me being full of the one curled up pube
i pluck the hair around my areolas
i have a cyst on my left areola that's been there for years that i'm afraid might just be an ingrown hair that grew really really wrong
i have a cyst on my left areola that's been there for years that i'm afraid might just be an ingrown hair that grew really really wrong
every time people bring up girl scout cookies and someone mentions tagalongs, i think it says tagalog and get excited for a second. and then i get disappointed.
also, who even wants to talk about gs cookies other than thin mints and samoas?
also, who even wants to talk about gs cookies other than thin mints and samoas?
f u trefoils r delicious and traditional
frozen w/ chocolate frosting or cream cheese they are the best dessert ever
frozen w/ chocolate frosting or cream cheese they are the best dessert ever
I could possibly be seeing someone who;
Wants me to injest someone elses ejaculate while;
sticking phalanges into;
vagina with odd shaped labia majora which resemble;
The beard of christ or certain shellfish.
The trouble is;
Someone else has been masturbating to her profile pics and she is married yet claiming to be single.
Add to this;
Her "partial" came out while she was tossing my salad. This wouldn't be an issue except; Her face is now slightly concave and this leads me to believe I am somewhat superficial, which I would be ok with because I am more of a body man.. YET
my lack of penile girth and length has caused her to fall asleep while climaxing, which is ok, but she insists I climax but I can't because;
I only can when behind her which makes her;
Want me to wack on her clit which;
makes her ask if I am into analingus; which is confusing because I don't know what ACDC has to do with out lovemaking.
I am so confused because now she wants me to cross dress.
Still with me? NO? No fears, neither am I?
Wants me to injest someone elses ejaculate while;
sticking phalanges into;
vagina with odd shaped labia majora which resemble;
The beard of christ or certain shellfish.
The trouble is;
Someone else has been masturbating to her profile pics and she is married yet claiming to be single.
Add to this;
Her "partial" came out while she was tossing my salad. This wouldn't be an issue except; Her face is now slightly concave and this leads me to believe I am somewhat superficial, which I would be ok with because I am more of a body man.. YET
my lack of penile girth and length has caused her to fall asleep while climaxing, which is ok, but she insists I climax but I can't because;
I only can when behind her which makes her;
Want me to wack on her clit which;
makes her ask if I am into analingus; which is confusing because I don't know what ACDC has to do with out lovemaking.
I am so confused because now she wants me to cross dress.
Still with me? NO? No fears, neither am I?
big pimple right in the middle of my spine where i can't get a good angle on it
i wish a nona were here to pop it for me
i wish a nona were here to pop it for me
i really just don't understand what the appeal ever was for boybands.
cracked-inspired trolling would be a lot less obvious if you didn't use the most recent article
just sayin
just sayin
feeling like a nerd rn. my bf is playing skyrim and i'm on anon and we're just ~hanging out~.
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