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even though hungryandhollow had shitty friends, he was cute and i would've loved to caress his dong.
excuse u i have evolved past the need for pooping
lol at everyone freaking out about shrimp poop
most of them just eat phytoplankton or w/e, and if they're farm raised they usually starve them before harvesting them anyway
it's nbd
most of them just eat phytoplankton or w/e, and if they're farm raised they usually starve them before harvesting them anyway
it's nbd
plus if you've ever swam in the ocean you've probably swallowed the same stuff without knowing it
man u guys there is poop on like everything u touch and eat
there is poop everywhere
u just gotta embrace it
there is poop everywhere
u just gotta embrace it
well yeah but i'm not going to eat extra, avoidable poop just cause tho
that tomcatti person really did have a nice dong.
not that it excuses their existence or anything
not that it excuses their existence or anything
bibas
do not drink 1/3 of a bottle of manischewitz
do not drink any manischewitz if you can help it
aside from being vile, it is basically syrup and will give you the shits like nothing else
do not drink 1/3 of a bottle of manischewitz
do not drink any manischewitz if you can help it
aside from being vile, it is basically syrup and will give you the shits like nothing else
oh my god how did you not figure out when you were like twelve doing anything more than wetting your lips with manischewitz is a bad idea
it's like someone peed in grape juice, why would you do that
it's like someone peed in grape juice, why would you do that
i have a feeling "i don't wash my hands after i shit" nona is about
i usually wash my hands after pooping
not after peeing tho
not after peeing tho
ur gross and i hope you don't touch anything outside ur home
spiders shit on yr toothbrush if you don't use a toothbrush cover
ok bibas i want to get a pizza with pesto and spinach
what else tho?
black olives?
sundried tomatoes?
anchovies?
no mushrooms pls
what else tho?
black olives?
sundried tomatoes?
anchovies?
no mushrooms pls
olives & tomatoes, no anchovies, broccoli if it's an option
nonas i'm thinking about entering the small cool contest at http://apartmenttherapy.com - i've spent the day reorganizing my apartment, still going, prob won't finish tonight, but will be able to take photos in the AM, but idk, maybe it's stupid, i prob won't win, but i've worked really hard to give myself a really nice, calm, relaxing place
Do it anyways, anon! 'Cause you might just win and it'd be like an extra prize on top of having an awesome living space. Take a bite out of the silver sandwich!
what do you think of guy's who pretend to be bi (or exaggerate low-level bi-ness) to get girls' attention? i know it's much less common/much less of a cultural thing that the other way round but a couple of guy's i've been into for a while have done it & its weird. it's hard to feel too bad about it tho because i kinda like them changing their behaviour for female gaze.
watch avatar in another room? i assume ur watching on ur computer
it's tree breath tbh and the trees are fed by animal poop
my school library has this big book on display in the new book section called "couples therapy for domestic violence"
oh
oh
a branch of the organisation i work for runs couples therapy for couple's who have dv relationships and...idk. i mean, it's not my area, they're the specialists etc, and i recognise it's important to at least improve the safety of people who aren't going to leave the relationship, but i have no idea how our therapists sit down with assholes like that and try to help them work on their relationship.
o god i went swimming for the first time in ages yesterday and now i cannot lift my arms
help
pls
help
pls
a fb group i am in asked for ppl to post bios and i wrote mine and was like 'huh i actually am a pretty fucking cool person, nice'
anon tell me the ways in which u too are totally awesome
anon tell me the ways in which u too are totally awesome
lol i do this every time i have to write a bio for something or tweak my resume
i always start like "man this sucks i'm the worst" and ends with "shit i rule"
i always start like "man this sucks i'm the worst" and ends with "shit i rule"
lol this description of pokemon heroes 'Ash and his pals take on two villanious teen girls. For die-hard fans only.'
why are the ratings so bad for this one?
why are the ratings so bad for this one?
WHY CAN'T WE GIVE OURSELVES ONE MORE CHANCE
WHY CAN'T WE GIVE LOVE THAT ONE MORE CHANCE
WHY CAN'T WE GIVE LOVE THAT ONE MORE CHANCE
i have been all resolved and gung-ho about cleaning since i got home from work at noon
but i have done nothing but put away half a load of clean laundry
gj self gj
but i have done nothing but put away half a load of clean laundry
gj self gj
you got that half of a load done and that is an accomplishment
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