lets learn it together
all i can say is reciting the ave maria and 'la gatta salta la casa'
all i can say is reciting the ave maria and 'la gatta salta la casa'
how do you use dorm showers
should i dress in the bathroom after showering or should i walk with a towel to my room
should i dress in the bathroom after showering or should i walk with a towel to my room
robe+FLIPFLOPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT GET A FUNGAL INFECTION IN UR FOOT
a movie w/lesbian pirates who betrayed each other but have 2 work togetha
are you kidding naney
no one's spamming anymore and it's been over an hour, what the fuck
no one's spamming anymore and it's been over an hour, what the fuck
Gatekeeping IS:Witholding information or resources from people through institutional power.
Gatekeeping IS NOT:Telling people not to do things.
Gatekeeping IS NOT:Telling people not to do things.
sometimes i feel weird being a lesbian and reading a shit ton of slash fic as opposed to femslash
where are all the magical pregnancies in femslash fic? why do they all have to be futa?
i need to distract myself
bibas pls rec long, mediocre yet strangely engrossing crack fic
hp preferred, sherlock and marvel also ok, no het
pls
bibas pls rec long, mediocre yet strangely engrossing crack fic
hp preferred, sherlock and marvel also ok, no het
pls
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7899682/1/Schooled
italian is like latin tripped in the street and got up covered with double letters and extra o's
french went off in a whooole other direction
french went off in a whooole other direction
i just can't stand the way french sounds
i always hating singing in it, holding out those horrible nasal vowels
i always hating singing in it, holding out those horrible nasal vowels
the saddest part of dashcon was that con runner's friend who came out to spend time w her/volunteer a little to pay for her ticket and wound up running the dealers room alone 6am-8pm or w/e only to be thrown under the bus
On the eve of the invasion, a young lieutenant in Motorized Infantry Regiment 3 asked his division commander how he was supposed to justify the attack to his men. Model replied, "You say calmly that we need groceries for the long war against England, and we must fetch them now."
what are nona dragon age otps
is everyone just isabela/marian, handers and various combos of bull/dorian/cullen
is everyone just isabela/marian, handers and various combos of bull/dorian/cullen
i've never had to knock wood and i'm glad i haven't yet, makes me wonder if i could
i'd better knock on wood, cus i'm sure it isnt good
and i'm glad i haven't yet, thats the impression that i get
and i'm glad i haven't yet, thats the impression that i get
YO, for one second let me just say that y’all are hypocrites. Homesexual men and women literally have dildos that are shaped like dragon dicks. if y’all can fuck yourselves with dragon dicks, then why the fuck cant a guy fuck himself with a discreet sexual toy that is disguised as a football?
I’m really tired of Tumblr’s anti straight white male bias. i get that a lot of us suck, but telling us we suck wont help us get better. it’s the number one rule of parenting, self fulfilling prophecy is a huge and real thing.
y’all need to chill out and let people fuck in peace.
I’m really tired of Tumblr’s anti straight white male bias. i get that a lot of us suck, but telling us we suck wont help us get better. it’s the number one rule of parenting, self fulfilling prophecy is a huge and real thing.
y’all need to chill out and let people fuck in peace.
You best step the fuck off and away from elfyourmother, you hear me medusas-heir? She don’t need to listen to this crap, and believe me, it’s getting pretty fucking tiring for her followers to have to see the sort of shit clueless twits like you put her through.
She’s one of the few fucking persons in this entire goddamn fandom who actually knows (and cares!) about consent and how fucked up this fandom fucking is, because Seren knows very few others do.
When the canon is so consistently and utterly fucked up, when it is so consistently abusive, misogyynistic, racist, appropriative (and that’s just a few words to start!) I do believe she can do WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE LIKES WITH HER GODDAMN WRITING.
I agree with her 100% on the issue of Seb and the frankly disgusting as fuck way this fandom treats him, Seren preserve me. (And don’t even get me started on the way they treat Fenris, because I will rant for months)
She has every right to be pissed off about how this ungrateful and frankly terrifying fandom treats Seb. WHY THE FUCK SHOULDN’T SHE GET ANGRY ABOUT THAT SHIT?
So stop acting like a fucking MRA dudebro who’s trying to step in on a feminist conversation with only half the facts.
Elfyourmother has never given a flying damn what a person’s particular canon/likes/shipping preferences are. That doesn’t matter to her. It’s one of the reasons I like her so much, because she isn’t a fucking Knight of the True Canon™ like so many others in the fandom are. She doesn’t get pissed off and try to yell about how stupid you are if you like your canon in a different way - you’d be surprised how many others do.
Unless, of course, your canon is abusive, shallow, poorly-thought out trash, and then she will speak out. As she should.
She cares about these “pixels” for far more reasons than just “wishing her characters could fuck them”, just as she cares about people for far more reasons than just wishing she could fuck them. This was the first space in the entirety of the fucking fandom where I felt safe, where I knew I wouldn’t be triggered by some stupid asshole’s ridiculous entitlement. Why in the hell should she have to put up with the crap she’s had to put up for years (even though it’s aimed at a bunch of “pixels”? Tell me, why should she?)
She writes canon in a way that only isn’t abusive trash (LIKE THE FUCKING ORIGINAL CANON IS IN SPADES) but is so brilliantly well-thought and manages to close the enormous truck-sized plot holes Gaider and his team of bumbling minions (aka the writers) left in their wake. She’s smart, intelligent, witty, and has done more for Thedas (fictional or not as it is) than the rest of you morons fapping over how traumatized poor Fenris is, or how it’s such a waste for Seb not to have sex, teeeheehee, like you whiny little pasty ass Hawke fangirls are fucking entitled to their bodies.
She cares more about the characters than you. She thinks in ways that would you chasing your tails for hours, then comes up with spectacular canon at the end of it and one that makes perfect sense. And at the end of the day, SHE’S JUST A BETTER WRITER THAN ALL OF YOU (including the official writers).
So, in conclusion, leave her the fuck alone, you pathetic little child, and come back when you’ve learned some gods-be-damned sense, or, at the very least, have learned how to write a story with half her skill, grace, concern, intelligence, and talent.
Thank you very damn much.
She’s one of the few fucking persons in this entire goddamn fandom who actually knows (and cares!) about consent and how fucked up this fandom fucking is, because Seren knows very few others do.
When the canon is so consistently and utterly fucked up, when it is so consistently abusive, misogyynistic, racist, appropriative (and that’s just a few words to start!) I do believe she can do WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE LIKES WITH HER GODDAMN WRITING.
I agree with her 100% on the issue of Seb and the frankly disgusting as fuck way this fandom treats him, Seren preserve me. (And don’t even get me started on the way they treat Fenris, because I will rant for months)
She has every right to be pissed off about how this ungrateful and frankly terrifying fandom treats Seb. WHY THE FUCK SHOULDN’T SHE GET ANGRY ABOUT THAT SHIT?
So stop acting like a fucking MRA dudebro who’s trying to step in on a feminist conversation with only half the facts.
Elfyourmother has never given a flying damn what a person’s particular canon/likes/shipping preferences are. That doesn’t matter to her. It’s one of the reasons I like her so much, because she isn’t a fucking Knight of the True Canon™ like so many others in the fandom are. She doesn’t get pissed off and try to yell about how stupid you are if you like your canon in a different way - you’d be surprised how many others do.
Unless, of course, your canon is abusive, shallow, poorly-thought out trash, and then she will speak out. As she should.
She cares about these “pixels” for far more reasons than just “wishing her characters could fuck them”, just as she cares about people for far more reasons than just wishing she could fuck them. This was the first space in the entirety of the fucking fandom where I felt safe, where I knew I wouldn’t be triggered by some stupid asshole’s ridiculous entitlement. Why in the hell should she have to put up with the crap she’s had to put up for years (even though it’s aimed at a bunch of “pixels”? Tell me, why should she?)
She writes canon in a way that only isn’t abusive trash (LIKE THE FUCKING ORIGINAL CANON IS IN SPADES) but is so brilliantly well-thought and manages to close the enormous truck-sized plot holes Gaider and his team of bumbling minions (aka the writers) left in their wake. She’s smart, intelligent, witty, and has done more for Thedas (fictional or not as it is) than the rest of you morons fapping over how traumatized poor Fenris is, or how it’s such a waste for Seb not to have sex, teeeheehee, like you whiny little pasty ass Hawke fangirls are fucking entitled to their bodies.
She cares more about the characters than you. She thinks in ways that would you chasing your tails for hours, then comes up with spectacular canon at the end of it and one that makes perfect sense. And at the end of the day, SHE’S JUST A BETTER WRITER THAN ALL OF YOU (including the official writers).
So, in conclusion, leave her the fuck alone, you pathetic little child, and come back when you’ve learned some gods-be-damned sense, or, at the very least, have learned how to write a story with half her skill, grace, concern, intelligence, and talent.
Thank you very damn much.
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