hms_anon | (no subject)

why is femslash smut so boring

written by virgins or non-lesbians

so's dudeslash but the same issue isn't there

it's all like "and they rubbed boobies, they were soft lady boobies, not like a hard man, giggle giggle soft shudder the end"

most smut is boring

f/f is smaller than het and slash, so there's less well-written stuff

boring m/m is boring because it's formulaic though

boring f/f is boring because it's weirdly passionless and always super vanilla