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C:。ミ ([personal profile] mummysquid) wrote in [community profile] hms_anon2013-01-06 08:17 pm

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oh god theres no gif what will we do



need anything deleted?
contact the mods

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
so tired of guys messaging me on okc

'After browsing this site for 2 solid hours thank you for writing a profile that actually made me laugh out loud'

not here for ur entertainment

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
clarm down

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tw ableist slur

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
When the ever-loving fuck was it okay to use the word "moron"? Usually I'm kinda quiet here but seriously, just because a queer person is angry about their oppression does NOT mean they get to oppress other people with their language. It's fucking wrong.

Or is it that the morons and the r*tards and the people with disabilities aren't as important as the queer folk?


logansrogue water u doing

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
social justice is only important when they can make it all about them

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
itt gifs or anecdotes about cats being undignified with optional "that never happened" sit-and-groom please

gif you say?

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
so les miz is terribad

but dear god anne hathaway

she fucking nailed it

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
she was gr8

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
logansrogue still uses the word b*tch on her website

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
who cares tho

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
why don't you comment any more mods

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
be excellent to each other

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
send this to the tumblr

http://hms-anon.dreamwidth.org/123464.html?thread=599318600#cmt599318600

i love it

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
i thought i was finally doing better at being social, and i asked a friend if they wanted to come to a movie w/me like two weeks ago and they just

never replied

at least tell me no instead of just ignoring the question completely

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
are they really a friend if they do that to you

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
lol oops

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/york-man-sets-online-dating-honey-trap-recover-154523736--abc-n

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
A New York musician posed as a saucy femme fatale in order to come face-to-face with the man who took his iPhone.

Nadal Nirenberg left his iPhone 4 in a cab on New Year's Eve. The next morning, around 6 a.m., he noticed someone was using his online dating profile, which was linked to his phone, to troll for dates.

The Brooklynite decided to lure the person with his phone into a honey trap. He set up a phony female profile on OK Cupid, complete with a cleavage-bearing photo plucked from the Internet, and began communicating.

"My best version of talking as a girl as a flirty girl, I should say, is adding winky face emoticons," Nirenberg said.

The mark took the bait, writing: "U wanna meet?"

When Nirenberg said he did, the target, thinking he was communicating with a buxom beauty, asked, "Will you kiss me?"

Nirenberg coyly responded, "Well … I don't have a boyfriend."

They made a plan to meet up at Nirenberg's Brooklyn apartment for a date.

The man with Nirenberg's iPhone showed up in a nice jacket, smelling of cologne, and had a bottle of wine, Nirenberg said.

"I followed him up the stairs and he turns around and, basically, I confront him right here," Nirenberg said. "I put the $20 in his hand to defuse the situation as fast as possible, but I had a hammer in my hand just in case."

The man handed over the iPhone, took the money and ran, but not before Nirenberg got the last word.

"As he was walking away, I was surprised, I said, 'You smell great though,'" Nirenberg said.

It was a happy ending for the musician, who said 10 minutes after he got his phone back, he received a text for a last-minute gig.

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
why are you mad about this

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
mods aer you there

there is racist shit on the earlier pages

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
there's some 16 year old on chopped and he was the first one chopped why is this making me happy i hope he cries

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good job mods

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
you touch my tralala

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
oh

my ding ding dong

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
dudes hate it when women are funny anyway

they'll laugh at their jokes but they never want to sleep with them so

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
idk the guys i've dated have always complimented my sense of humor and said i'm funny

but i def think some guys are threatened by it

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
sometimes people hold improbably high standards because they really aren't all that enthused by having even those standards met

she may be closeted lesbian

just let her work it out herself

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
lol

when women have ANY kind of standards for men they're considered "too high" tbh

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
hi fuckfaces y is there no gif? what lazy motherfucker mod didn't put up a gif?

i come here for the gifs u assholes



tnx for ruining my day

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
i'm gonna see how long i can hold this pee

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
u gonna get a uti biba

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
anon you're so naive, don't you realize

bitter anon is bitter because she's even uglier

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
did p_p g2b or did she stay pressed the whole night?

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
is american dad new sunday night?

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
the fact that 80% of the world is religious doesn't make you question your lack of faith?

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
nope

people used to believe loads of idiotic things about the world before they were proven wrong

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
my belly button is an innie

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
mine to
outties r unnatural
fuq them tbh

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
remember those hooked on phonics commercials lol

CALL 1-800-ABC-DEFG

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
CALL J G WENTWORTH

ITS UR MONEY

USE IT WHEN U NEED IT