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mommysquad ([personal profile] mommysquad) wrote in [community profile] hms_anon2012-05-15 06:05 pm

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 hey nonas



are you street-smart?
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(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
what DOES this generation have going for it that it will be remembered for? like music/fashion/trends etc?

(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
black president

that's about it

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(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
the best

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/1111954942.html

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a man may prefer the taste of hippocras, yet if you set a tankard of ale in front of him, he will quaff it quick enough

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oh, hi 7th grade

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lbr this was just mt dew and sprite put together

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(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
i'm having kanar . . . with damar!

(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Shinobi seeks Kunoichi - 101 (Asheville )

MN (male ninja) seeking FG (female geisha)

30 Something ninja seeks geisha accomplice.
Must enjoi all things Japanese, African and Native American. That's swords sticks and rocks. Things we would use to thwart all the hippies and dirt merchants of this town with.
You must be fully aware of what being a ninja entails is in this world today; honesty, integrity, moral responsibility and an uncanny ability to sense a shit storm a mile away, avoid it and or dispatch all foes immediately (proper grammar too). Also handsome, sexy and smart (aleck)!
My Geisha should be;
A quick change artist, capable of playing the part of beautiful & lovely, able to back flip into your Kunoichi outfit and join me for stealthy missions in the city and mountains resulting in our domination of anything that comes in our way (I will kiss you periodically during these adventures). Sweet, stable and able to handle this chaotic world we live in. Understanding of the value of your peers and elders. Sweet sword skills, these are similar skills associated with kick-ass bike riding, a back-side kick flip down an eight set or the ability to turn yourself back into a lady and ready for dinner in under 30 minutes ( the dinner that ive made would be waiting for you at home after you've returned from a reconnaissance mission). Optional that you may want to start our own clan. Who knows? Little ninjas are pretty badass too!

Well, I'm wonderfully interested in what adorable shinobi women will respond. You'll need to prove your ninja abilities in some way shape or form to impress me for a response.

Who's your favorite ninja or ronin (Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow do not count)?
Top three books, doesn't need to be about dark shadows of awesomeness (ninjas), just equally as kickass!
Favorite ninja, ronin movie or director of such (Last Samuri does not count)?
How many miles have you done this month (not in a car)?
How many swords or stealth weapons do you own?
Pictures of your beautiful self are also acceptable if you really think you've got what it takes to fill this position.

Size, age and race are not seen in the eyes of a true ninja, only integrity, honor, wanting to follow a path and sheer ass kicking prowess!

I not joking, you must absolutely love ninjas and want one in your life!

Ladies, have a great day!

P.S. If you needed to google more than twice, I'm not interested.

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ok im bested

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i want to go to there

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(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
step back ur dancin kinda of close

(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
m/f couple looking for live in bigirlfriend - 43 (louisville ky)

we are a couple,from louisville ky.,,looking for a live in bigirlfriend for both of us to enjoythe wife is a small hot bbw,,she is 41 and weighs 175lbs and is 5'8 tall,,,and i am 44 and weigh 165lbs and 5'8 with a 6.5 cut cock,,,we have a extra room and as far as anyone would know we are just roommates..age isnt a issue all we ask is please be clean and ddf,,male half is 420 friendly,,please put RAIN in subject line and send pics or we will not respond back...

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5'8" 175 is not a bbw

YES! i found that gif

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Re: YES! i found that gif

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can you die happy now

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w a t

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Yesterday was Thursday. If this is true, what day is today?

icu captcha

(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
yesterday wasn't thursday, you fibber!

(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
all our generation has is nostalgia

(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
you'll make my ass very wet

(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
the 90s gave us deep space nine

(and voyager but let's not talk about that)

(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
ooommg biba who watches lifetime movies and other movies with me

i am trying to watch waking madison bc i am a masochist and you can see the script in one scene, the psychiatrist is actually reading from it

this is so bad

(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
i watched a lot on saturday and some on sunday
lql that governor's wife movie

come 2 mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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nastiest hi-c flavor ): but the box was my fav

Hansom Talented Catch IF YOU WOMEN SEE ME INPERSON. - 57

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My Dear Ladys Do I Ever Have Good News For You! This Great Sexy Handsom Talented SensualSinger that's a Once in a Lifetime Catch If The Proper Bait is Used to Temp Me. Now One Main Reason i'm Posting this is Simply Becouse I am Old Fasson in that this Letter is Only To Tell You Wonderful Women That If You Want To Know More About This Great Lover is Seing Him LIVE & IN PERSON With NO EXEPTION That's NONE NADA NO WAY JOSE I AM ALIVE YOU ARE ALIVE & OUR LIVES Are a One Time Pricelss Gift Not To Be Waisted Just Playing Dumb Games But Playing Real Life Games with a Partner & His Beating Heart That Could Be One that You Fall For & He Falls For BUT NOT ON THE INTERNET! I Remember the Good Old Days When The Man Would Call a Woman and as Her To Go Out on a Date and his Internet is Still Ony a Modern Phone You Can Use to Communicate & Agree On Where & When To Meet & This Is What I Still Do & What I Will Be Doing As I ROCK THE WORLD As The Fillmore Singing Legend RocknCowboy Now {Reno's Ride'n RocknCowboy} Who Wants Pretty Women to Ride & Ride With Him on His Road to Music Legend & Area Music Promoter & You Girls Can Help Inspire This Creative Guy With Your Loving Company. I Hangout at & Around Victorian Square Near My Recording Studio & Studio of Orgasmic Love Duo's Jamming While They Rock the Night & Days Away in Climatic Star Sex Concerts that Always Causes an Encore & MORE. So Girls I am Waiting HARD HOT & Ready All You Need To Do Is ASK. ASK & YA SHALL RECIEVE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>++++++++!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>> Who's The First Luck Lady? {Ride'm As You Guide'm.}



ok last one i swear

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lmfao

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holy shit national geographic i don't care about your spelling me

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bee

goddamnit

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continuing important questions about the cute ginger i want to have drinks with

this weekend i will be on my period. i want to have sex with cute ginger. should i wait till i'm off my period for drinks or should i just invite for drinks and see what happens and then be all 'ehy i'm menstruating and it's not an issue for me but if it's an issue for you that;s cool'?

i don't know how to handle this. all i know is i want sex with the cute ginger

(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
insist on red wings

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(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
ass

(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
punky brewster
kidd video
hey dude
st:tng
nick jr
3-2-1 contact
reading rainbow
newton's apple
mr. wizard
bill and ted
BTTF
perfect strangers

just a few of the reasons why the 80s were most excellent

(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
ALL OF THE MUSIC

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(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Lesbians like sushi and bisexuals like hot dogs and sushi. Lesbians would never be interested in eating hot dogs. A lesbian can eat sushi all day every day and never consider hot dogs. In fact, lesbians can never eat too much sushi. A bisexual can go without sushi, then really miss the feel and taste of sushi, because there is nothing like sushi. Then they go out and get some sushi. They swear they can go without hot dogs, because sushi is so much better. They start to eat sushi all day every day. The lesbian continues to do the same.

Then one day the sushi is a little stale and the bisexual remembers how hot dogs are different. She didn't have that problem with hot dogs, at least not that she can remember. Eating hot dogs was easier and less complicated. The lesbian does not start to crave a hot dog when this happens. The lesbian knows she only likes sushi, so even though it got stale, she is still focused only on the sushi. She wants the sushi to get better, because she knows really great sushi is hard to find. The bisexual won't try as hard to figure out why the sushi got stale. Sooner or later she will do what is easier. She will go out for a hot dog. There are hot dogs on every corner and she knows she'll have a few to choose from soon enough. Perhaps she will just have hot dogs for a long time or will try some hot dog rolls or sushi dogs. This is why I prefer lesbians. The only problem is that they may go out for some completely different sushi, thinking that the new sushi will be different. But at least they are aren't out eating hot dogs.

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w a t

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graham crackers w/ cream cheese and cinnamon sugar

(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
get it nona

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can you die happy now

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anyone else born before 1980? i can't be the only really old person here.

sigh.

(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
hey

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