30 Something ninja seeks geisha accomplice. Must enjoi all things Japanese, African and Native American. That's swords sticks and rocks. Things we would use to thwart all the hippies and dirt merchants of this town with. You must be fully aware of what being a ninja entails is in this world today; honesty, integrity, moral responsibility and an uncanny ability to sense a shit storm a mile away, avoid it and or dispatch all foes immediately (proper grammar too). Also handsome, sexy and smart (aleck)! My Geisha should be; A quick change artist, capable of playing the part of beautiful & lovely, able to back flip into your Kunoichi outfit and join me for stealthy missions in the city and mountains resulting in our domination of anything that comes in our way (I will kiss you periodically during these adventures). Sweet, stable and able to handle this chaotic world we live in. Understanding of the value of your peers and elders. Sweet sword skills, these are similar skills associated with kick-ass bike riding, a back-side kick flip down an eight set or the ability to turn yourself back into a lady and ready for dinner in under 30 minutes ( the dinner that ive made would be waiting for you at home after you've returned from a reconnaissance mission). Optional that you may want to start our own clan. Who knows? Little ninjas are pretty badass too!
Well, I'm wonderfully interested in what adorable shinobi women will respond. You'll need to prove your ninja abilities in some way shape or form to impress me for a response.
Who's your favorite ninja or ronin (Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow do not count)? Top three books, doesn't need to be about dark shadows of awesomeness (ninjas), just equally as kickass! Favorite ninja, ronin movie or director of such (Last Samuri does not count)? How many miles have you done this month (not in a car)? How many swords or stealth weapons do you own? Pictures of your beautiful self are also acceptable if you really think you've got what it takes to fill this position.
Size, age and race are not seen in the eyes of a true ninja, only integrity, honor, wanting to follow a path and sheer ass kicking prowess!
I not joking, you must absolutely love ninjas and want one in your life!
Ladies, have a great day!
P.S. If you needed to google more than twice, I'm not interested.
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(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:22 am (UTC)(link)MN (male ninja) seeking FG (female geisha)
30 Something ninja seeks geisha accomplice.
Must enjoi all things Japanese, African and Native American. That's swords sticks and rocks. Things we would use to thwart all the hippies and dirt merchants of this town with.
You must be fully aware of what being a ninja entails is in this world today; honesty, integrity, moral responsibility and an uncanny ability to sense a shit storm a mile away, avoid it and or dispatch all foes immediately (proper grammar too). Also handsome, sexy and smart (aleck)!
My Geisha should be;
A quick change artist, capable of playing the part of beautiful & lovely, able to back flip into your Kunoichi outfit and join me for stealthy missions in the city and mountains resulting in our domination of anything that comes in our way (I will kiss you periodically during these adventures). Sweet, stable and able to handle this chaotic world we live in. Understanding of the value of your peers and elders. Sweet sword skills, these are similar skills associated with kick-ass bike riding, a back-side kick flip down an eight set or the ability to turn yourself back into a lady and ready for dinner in under 30 minutes ( the dinner that ive made would be waiting for you at home after you've returned from a reconnaissance mission). Optional that you may want to start our own clan. Who knows? Little ninjas are pretty badass too!
Well, I'm wonderfully interested in what adorable shinobi women will respond. You'll need to prove your ninja abilities in some way shape or form to impress me for a response.
Who's your favorite ninja or ronin (Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow do not count)?
Top three books, doesn't need to be about dark shadows of awesomeness (ninjas), just equally as kickass!
Favorite ninja, ronin movie or director of such (Last Samuri does not count)?
How many miles have you done this month (not in a car)?
How many swords or stealth weapons do you own?
Pictures of your beautiful self are also acceptable if you really think you've got what it takes to fill this position.
Size, age and race are not seen in the eyes of a true ninja, only integrity, honor, wanting to follow a path and sheer ass kicking prowess!
I not joking, you must absolutely love ninjas and want one in your life!
Ladies, have a great day!
P.S. If you needed to google more than twice, I'm not interested.
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(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:23 am (UTC)(link)no subject
(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:25 am (UTC)(link)this is in my city too :(
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(Anonymous) 2012-05-16 06:27 am (UTC)(link)