may 15

[mommysquad]

what's on your bucket list, bibas? would you like to go skydiving? travel to the end of the earth? what about the whales

deletion thread

Comments

[terrylennox]

touching a firm wrestler's butt was on my bucket list
but I checked it off

[(Anonymous)]

oh my

[terrylennox]

it was everything I dreamed it would be

[(Anonymous)]

deetz!!

[terrylennox]

the guy in my icon threw it on me on the dance floor
he had a nice country donk

[(Anonymous)]

not bad terry, not bad at all

[(Anonymous)]

put it back on the list

[terrylennox]

is it okay if I have a different butt on there
I figure a rotation is good

[(Anonymous)]

telling ferris bueller he's my hero was on mine

checked that off myself when i literally bumped into matthew broderick at the democratic national convention

granted i whispered it, but whatever, still counts

[(Anonymous)]

lol good thing he didn't hear you, he gets buttmad when ppl call him ferris irl

[(Anonymous)]

actually he was super nice

sjp was a dick tho - he apologized for walking into me and i apologized and then we did that thing where you don't know which way the other person is going and you keep getting out of each other's way only to get into each other's way and he goes 'shall we dance?' and i laughed and she's like 'ARE YOU DONE? CAN WE GO NOW?'

also they're both hobbit sized, it was disconcerting

[(Anonymous)]

i've heard he cheats on her

[terrylennox]

gj nona!
that's so cool