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hey bibas!

what's your favorite mode of transportation?

deletion thread

because some of us daycrew ppl are also here at night hth

not all anon is a nice pleasant hivemind im sick of this whining

hope u computer ded

biba lol

lmao do u ever leave

What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little asshole? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with getting first on a post on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers from typing. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

lmao roid rage

lol you save 4chan copypasta?

no i was just on 4chan and someone posted that and i was like "i need to post this on anon"

bc every time i see it it's still funny

y were you on 4chan

because someone mentioned it last page

i wanted to see if there's any good new creepypasta but ofc there isn't

clarm down solly

lol i bet solly is a major internet tough guy

if you question his belief that god and buddha personally dictated the us constitution to abraham lincoln while lincoln was singlehandedly winning the civil war he'll hunt you down

what if i am sick of ur whining about our whining

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