April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

Need anything deleted?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

cookies

[(Anonymous)]

tongue piercings

y/n

tw: vomit

[(Anonymous)]

omg, nonas

one of my cats barfed this morning literally as i was walking out the door, basically undigested cat food that i fed her about an hour before. it's been stupid hot here, and she does that when it's hot.

i was already running late to my bus so once i was sure she was alright, i was just like, "fuck it, i'll clean it when i get home" and ran.

i just got home, and no barf, just some shiny dried stomach acid. one of them ATE THE BARFED UP CAT FOOD.

cats, you are gross.

[justanona]

okay i asked a professor to write a letter of recommendation for me and they said to write it and then he'd go over it. how do u even write letters of recommendation?

[notdolan]

"i want you to name your first child joey"

"...why"

"because i'm getting older. i may never have kids. i want to continue my family name."

"your family name is tribiani"

"................................"



lol joey ilu

[(Anonymous)]

why do fangirls care more about the love triangle than the actual plot of the hunger games why are teen girls obsessed with fucking romance

[(Anonymous)]

i'm just a soul whose intentions are good
oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood

[(Anonymous)]

i just want you to know i had this pie sunday and i can't stop thinking about it

why can't we be together 5ever, pie

[(Anonymous)]

goddammit anon why did you get me to read tj and amal

it's good but short and stops in the middle of sex

[(Anonymous)]

http://hms-anon.dreamwidth.org/41968.html?thread=196624624#cmt196624624

UM LYNX PLS

[(Anonymous)]

DOLAN, PLS TELL THE MODS 2 STOP RAINING ON OUR PONYOPARADE

[(Anonymous)]

justanona reminded me of the time i asked a teacher for a reference letter and he agreed. it took him awhile but that was fine since i made the deadline

but then i looked at what the recommendation said bc i was able to see it. it was literally two sentences just going "i taught her before and she was a good student. she'll be good for your program." (paraphrasing but that was about what both sentences said)

that was it lol i don't think he even remember wtf i was applying for even though we'd talked about it a few times

[notdolan]

another confession

remember the nona who converted her ps2 controller to a vibrator using an elaborate setup in a tony hawk game?

yeah that was me

tw vomit

[(Anonymous)]

why do animals eat their own puke
do they not register that it is nasty

[(Anonymous)]

how many chads do we have, i say at least three
and at least one is one of the dick-measuring nonas

[(Anonymous)]

i wish i could remember stuff i did while anon so i could confess

http://hms-anon.dreamwidth.org/42141.html?thread=196731805#cmt196731805

[(Anonymous)]

quit being a manipulative shit and people will quit hating you

NAMIES

[(Anonymous)]

comment anon with a random lesser known fact about yourself and nonas will try to guess who you are

[(Anonymous)]

how many of you are hated for good reasons or have problems of your own making

im a shit friend because im needy and emotionally manipulative

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

no but srsly

where is rihanna's "boy is u big enough" gif

[(Anonymous)]

one time I was dogsitting my sister's pug and gave it a small rawhide chew toy, and it swallowed almost the whole thing in one go

I let him out to poo and saw he shat out the almost-whole chew toy and went to retrieve it, but before I could he ate the poo with the toy in it

fortunately I got it the next time around

[(Anonymous)]

just realized if i was a guy i'd be a nice guy

[(Anonymous)]

what celebrity would you most like to sleep with?