my brother went walking with the dogs on the moors this afternoon. me & my mum went part way with him but he likes rly long walks so we left at about 5pm. it's 9.15pm & dark now and he's not home. he never takes a fucking phone with him.
i know everything's probably fine and he's just too stupid to come home at a reasonable time, but i'm worried as fuck. my mum's gone to look for him (she's taken a phone).
say relaxing things pls nonas
i know everything's probably fine and he's just too stupid to come home at a reasonable time, but i'm worried as fuck. my mum's gone to look for him (she's taken a phone).
say relaxing things pls nonas
the sound of women being naughty at brunch means it's time for watch what happens
emasculating men by picking up the tab > getting men to buy you dinner
nonas what in the world is "swining"
i thought it was a typo but she uses it multiple times. swinging? swimming? raising pigs?
i thought it was a typo but she uses it multiple times. swinging? swimming? raising pigs?
wait what lunks
also it's amazing how people can keep making the same typo over and over without realizing what they're doing
also it's amazing how people can keep making the same typo over and over without realizing what they're doing
at the library i work at, one of my co-workers is a devout christian and also a huge manga fan. she was reading after school nightmare but was too afraid to check out the books at the desk because she didn't want anyone to see her checking out a book with two dudes kissing on the cover.
i tried to explain to her that non-weeaboos can't really tell the difference between male and female anime characters and they all pretty much look the same to us and no one would give the cover a second look and most people wouldn't even know that the back cover is actually the front of the book anyway. but she didn't understand.
i think this was the cover in question.
i tried to explain to her that non-weeaboos can't really tell the difference between male and female anime characters and they all pretty much look the same to us and no one would give the cover a second look and most people wouldn't even know that the back cover is actually the front of the book anyway. but she didn't understand.
i think this was the cover in question.
str8 bibas who dont want to be forever alone: i know im breaking the misandry character for a second here, but there are actually good men out there. there are no perfect men, but there are men who genuinely care about women's issues and who want to be less misogynistic and don't want to hurt women. it may take some figuring out within the relationship how to deal with that, but it can happen
men in general are terrible but individual men can be good is what im trying to say
men in general are terrible but individual men can be good is what im trying to say
hate when i spend hours making dessert or w/e for family gatherings and then someone else brings a pie that's really just pudding in pie crust and everyone creams themselves over how fantastic it is
i love emasculating men ngl
their incoherent sputtering when i deny their help at lifting heavy objects warms my heart
their incoherent sputtering when i deny their help at lifting heavy objects warms my heart
i love when bibas pretend they're badass manhaters but in reality they act coy and shy around them b/c they know other nonas would berate them if they knew the truth
i have a bad back and a paralyzed arm
if a dude wants to lift something for me, i'm more than happy to oblige him
they're the only ones who even offer to help me, anyway
if a dude wants to lift something for me, i'm more than happy to oblige him
they're the only ones who even offer to help me, anyway
this chocolate covered peep is a frighteningly bright yellow on the inside
I am a weak woman. no one offers to lift stuff for me goddammit.
can someone tell me why i should waste time having a more complete and nuanced knowledge of christianity?
nona above you do realise that the moors are real, not just invented by emily bronte, right? dumbaline.
WHY DO I GET HIGH ON CAFFEINE
this is ridiculous, i had two cups of coffee and now i'm all giggly and philosophical
i have a bad case of caffeine lightweight i guess
soon it's gonna be the stage where everything is just so unbearably beautiful that i want to hug music
this is ridiculous, i had two cups of coffee and now i'm all giggly and philosophical
i have a bad case of caffeine lightweight i guess
soon it's gonna be the stage where everything is just so unbearably beautiful that i want to hug music
I'M SO EXCITED
I'M SO EXCITED
I'M SO...
SCARED
I'M SO EXCITED
I'M SO...
SCARED
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that's how you get prion diseases tho dumbaline
tastes AWESOME
i actually think i like it better than regular frozen yogurt
i actually think i like it better than regular frozen yogurt
i get so humiliated when i have to ask for a mans help tbh
esp bc most of the time, its not because im too weak for whatever i need done, its bc im too small (5'1) and the thing im carrying or w/e is too big for me to grab onto while holding my weight properly
there is this knob in my lab that is rly rly hard to turn, and i could probably turn it myself, but its too high up for me to turn and use my shoulders. i can only reach it w my hand. so i always have to ask a taller dude to come over and do it for me
so embarrassing to have to ask a guy to help me
esp bc most of the time, its not because im too weak for whatever i need done, its bc im too small (5'1) and the thing im carrying or w/e is too big for me to grab onto while holding my weight properly
there is this knob in my lab that is rly rly hard to turn, and i could probably turn it myself, but its too high up for me to turn and use my shoulders. i can only reach it w my hand. so i always have to ask a taller dude to come over and do it for me
so embarrassing to have to ask a guy to help me
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