(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
im so horny for a man that isn't even real

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who

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(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
lol this is qt

covid

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently Donald Trump’s dangerously deranged press conference today wasn’t enough to satisfy his sadistic lunacy, so this evening he began attacking every major news outlet for the negative coverage that his press conference received. Now it looks like even that wasn’t enough, because Trump is resorting to melting down in all caps:

Donald J. Trump
[personal profile] realdonaldtrump
WE CANNOT LET THE CURE BE WORSE THAN THE PROBLEM ITSELF. AT THE END OF THE 15 DAY PERIOD, WE WILL MAKE A DECISION AS TO WHICH WAY WE WANT TO GO!

Okay, first of all, what fifteen day period is he talking about? Donald Trump hasn’t announced any quarantines. He hasn’t invoked the Defense Production Act. He hasn’t actually done anything. Yet now we’re apparently in the midst of some fifteen day period of… something, after which he’ll decide if we… keep doing it?

The trouble here is that Donald Trump has absolutely no idea what he’s talking about. He appears to believe he’s implemented programs that he hasn’t implemented. And he’s making very loud announcements about things that aren’t even real. The man appears to be hallucinating. He needs to be removed via the 25th Amendment immediately.

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(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
my parents watch those press conferences every day bc they wanna know what's going on but it's nothing but bullshit and gibberish

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https://oleandir.tumblr.com/post/613354972124512256/guys-read-all-of-this-please-please-pl-some

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
i swear i read a regency romance like this one time

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all of this has made me realise that everybody subconsciously believes in eugenics and it freaks me tf out like talking about the elderly like it’s nbd if they die it’s really sad like these are our elders bro the disrespect.

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
yeah

ngl i definitely have family idc if they personally get the virus but i'm worried abt my grandma. she's nice

tw antisemitism, covid-19

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Extremist groups, including neo-Nazis and other white supremacist groups, have encouraged members to spread COVID-19 to police officers and Jews, according to an FBI report obtained by ABC News.

"Members of extremist groups are encouraging one another to spread the virus, if contracted, through bodily fluids and personal interactions," according to the alert issued by the FBI's New York office Thursday.

Intercepted messages from these groups show members were asked to use spray bottles filled with body fluids to attack police. Others were directed to spread to Jews by going to "any place they may be congregated, to include markets, political offices, businesses and places of worship."

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(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
i've heard that

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
i think some cardamom in my bread would be nice

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tom nookie

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
my boobs hurt, does someone want to massage them

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
i volunteer

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
at some point england made a cartoon about dropping a bomb on your grandparents and for some reason everyone has seen it

tw covid

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
The argument can be made that they shouldn't have gone into the profession in the first place, then. And that when this is over, they should find different work.

Before I choose you as a target of my stress over the past couple of days, are you suggesting doctors, nurses, EMTs, nurses aids, ect are bad at their job for refusing to do care without adequate equipment?

No. I am saying that they would be better people if they did.

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(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
omfg

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
my boss: pls choose samples with high expression, and with low expression (around the median)
me, after spending hours selecting samples: okay done. but what should we call the low group?
him: uh, low?
me: but because we chose it from around the median, this group actually has moderate expression?
him: ??? why did you do that? i said choose a group with low expression!

dude it is right there in writing, you wanted me to choose a group that was around the median. why ask this of me if you wanted a low-expression group???

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
sheep in animal crossing get to wear actual clothes now :o

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
*sheep voice* master has given dobby a sock!

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cw covid

[personal profile] sushicat 2020-03-23 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
my mums work cancelled her leave, she was about to retire

the health department is a piece of shit let her retire she doesn't need to be more at risk

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i'm sorry sushi

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(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
https://theinfiniteofthought.tumblr.com/post/612649456530341888/nifeandaccurate-from-the-tags-the-kitten

nonas this is so sweet :')
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i needed this

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that death anxiety horniness is flaring up

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
dobby was only there in the lord of the rings to cockblock sam and frodo. whenever it looked like frodo was about to shoot his shot dobby was just like whats is potatoses master

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this post is the only thing that makes me happy

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if you’ve ever wondered what the great depression would have been like with a government that absolutely refused to pass any part of the new deal then you’re in luck
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[personal profile] satans 2020-03-23 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
the new horizons museum is stunning

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
it truly is

i haven't unlocked it yet so when i went to visit my friend's island who has i was like :O

they also have a godzilla on the beach. i just have some coconut trees and a sand castle and picnic basket lol

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(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
sourdough starter is so weird

mixing flour and water until it comes to life

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
yeah

[frankenstein voice] It'S ALIIIIIIIIVE

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
stardew valley is for micromanaging sociopaths

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
this is the first animal crossing i've ever played and i didnt expect spiders to come and bully me on my own island
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this is my third and I am still v scared of spiders and scorpions

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childfree ... headcanons?

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When real life gets too difficult, isolate yourself on an island that has no infrastructure and cripple yourself with substantial debt, all the while being subjected to hard labour and pleasing ungrateful neighbours who moan at you if you try and take a day off.

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
enjoying seeing all the men who fancied themselves post-apocalyptic warlords and kings turning to facebook to ask how to cook rice

(Anonymous) 2020-03-23 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
take a cup of rice
rinse it
put it in a pot with 1.5x the water
turn up the heat to the highest setting
wait until the water starts boiling
put a lid on it and turn the heat to the lowest setting
set your alarm for 20 minutes
take your rice off the heat, take the lid off for 10 seconds, put the lid back on, and let the rice cool in the pot for 10 minutes

voila

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