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WE HAVE DIFFERENT HEARTBEATS BUT ALL THE SAME HEARTBREAK
he's really ridiculously handsome. like young pierce brosnan. it's gross. he gets so much attention and is totally unaware. i love that part.
it's true, you should find one if you're into the carrots
WASHINGTON—A comprehensive report issued Thursday has revealed that not a single one of the 7.5 billion inhabitants of earth is thinking about you right now. “An analysis of the evidence definitively shows that absolutely no one anywhere is giving any thought whatsoever to your life, your work, your well-being, your opinions, or your feelings,” the report read in part, before going on to state that of the scores of human beings who have visually registered your presence over the past several hours or the many thousands you have crossed paths with during your lifetime, precisely zero of them are actively thinking about you as a person or considering anything even remotely related to your individual existence. “Whatever words you may have spoken today and whatever tasks you may have accomplished—no one is thinking about any of that. No one has noticed what you’re wearing, either, or how well or poorly groomed you are. You might, of course, be thinking about yourself, but you are most certainly the only being in the entire expanse of the universe currently doing that.” In addition to concluding that no one is thinking about you at present, the report also found that you have not crossed anyone’s mind for quite some time and that nobody is expected to think about you at any point in the foreseeable future.
just because you get a check every month doesn't mean you're really sick
you may find this hard to believe, but CHAD never bullies, his friends BRAD and THAD might, but CHAD doesn't find it funny at all and is an all round great guy. You may feel like he isn't when he takes STACEY from you, but if he knew how much it upset you he would feel bad and offer you 10/10 bro to bro advice about women. Stay mad bro.
'Unless she is on a steady schedule, it's extremely difficult. Probably isn't worth your time unless you're looking to plant seed?
My wife is anywhere between 24-32 days. It's so consuming, I'm at the point of making tracking redundant. I caught myself looking in the garbage last month. The garbage!'
fucking jesus christ i hope his wife finds out and runs far far away
'plant seed' jfc
My wife is anywhere between 24-32 days. It's so consuming, I'm at the point of making tracking redundant. I caught myself looking in the garbage last month. The garbage!'
fucking jesus christ i hope his wife finds out and runs far far away
'plant seed' jfc
what in the fuck are they talking about
MEN'S RIGHTS
Men: How to Stop Paying Spousal and Child Support And Move On
i hate men
Men: How to Stop Paying Spousal and Child Support And Move On
i hate men
do crisis hotlines and vague and generic "I'm sorry you're feeling that way. I understand how difficult that must be" quotes actually help anyone
what's the point lol
what's the point lol
no it's dumb generic bullshit and i hate it when they pull that sort of stuff out of their ass
i emailed the samaritans a few times when i was at my lowest point and got nothing but canned platitudes out of them so i gave up
i emailed the samaritans a few times when i was at my lowest point and got nothing but canned platitudes out of them so i gave up
Why do Slavs get muscle and mass so fucking easly compared to other (Europeans) primarely? It's like God himself crafted Slavs at an anvil or some shit. The average Slav dude builds mass and muscle faster, better and even when they don't lift they're more muscular than westerners
What gives? also not a slav I'm greek, discuss
What gives? also not a slav I'm greek, discuss
The man in his 30s/40s that travels alone on Hungarian trains starterpack
(Anonymous) 2017-01-05 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Re: The man in his 30s/40s that travels alone on Hungarian trains starterpack
(Anonymous) 2017-01-05 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)lmao
say his name three times while taking a shit and he appeers
'Hello Customer,
We just wanted to confirm that you've changed your password. Unfortunately, our system detected that your account has been logged from unknown device.
Please take action on your account soon. It's important that you let us know because it helps us prevent unauthorised persons from accessing the PayPal network and your account information.'
good thing i'm not dumb enough to fall for this obvious phishing bullshit lmao, deleted the email and checked my account and everything is just fine
the email they were using was info@email1.secretsales.com
We just wanted to confirm that you've changed your password. Unfortunately, our system detected that your account has been logged from unknown device.
Please take action on your account soon. It's important that you let us know because it helps us prevent unauthorised persons from accessing the PayPal network and your account information.'
good thing i'm not dumb enough to fall for this obvious phishing bullshit lmao, deleted the email and checked my account and everything is just fine
the email they were using was info@email1.secretsales.com
i always respond to those with something like
gofuckyourself@gofuckyourself.com
gofuckyourself@gofuckyourself.com
Teenage Homestuck cosplayers laying in the middle of the walkways outright dry humping and making out. When they were asked to move they made a huge shit fit about it, accusing the staff of being homophobic.
imagine being a time traveler from 1990 and seeing this headline
i hope he builds it and his gigantic ego compels him to be the first one in it
and then there's a tragic moon accident
and then there's a tragic moon accident
my favorite video on the entire internet is that raw food vegan video about curing a black widow bite by eating nothing but watermelon for a month
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