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WE HAVE DIFFERENT HEARTBEATS BUT ALL THE SAME HEARTBREAK
he's really ridiculously handsome. like young pierce brosnan. it's gross. he gets so much attention and is totally unaware. i love that part.
it's true, you should find one if you're into the carrots
WASHINGTON—A comprehensive report issued Thursday has revealed that not a single one of the 7.5 billion inhabitants of earth is thinking about you right now. “An analysis of the evidence definitively shows that absolutely no one anywhere is giving any thought whatsoever to your life, your work, your well-being, your opinions, or your feelings,” the report read in part, before going on to state that of the scores of human beings who have visually registered your presence over the past several hours or the many thousands you have crossed paths with during your lifetime, precisely zero of them are actively thinking about you as a person or considering anything even remotely related to your individual existence. “Whatever words you may have spoken today and whatever tasks you may have accomplished—no one is thinking about any of that. No one has noticed what you’re wearing, either, or how well or poorly groomed you are. You might, of course, be thinking about yourself, but you are most certainly the only being in the entire expanse of the universe currently doing that.” In addition to concluding that no one is thinking about you at present, the report also found that you have not crossed anyone’s mind for quite some time and that nobody is expected to think about you at any point in the foreseeable future.
you may find this hard to believe, but CHAD never bullies, his friends BRAD and THAD might, but CHAD doesn't find it funny at all and is an all round great guy. You may feel like he isn't when he takes STACEY from you, but if he knew how much it upset you he would feel bad and offer you 10/10 bro to bro advice about women. Stay mad bro.
'Unless she is on a steady schedule, it's extremely difficult. Probably isn't worth your time unless you're looking to plant seed?
My wife is anywhere between 24-32 days. It's so consuming, I'm at the point of making tracking redundant. I caught myself looking in the garbage last month. The garbage!'
fucking jesus christ i hope his wife finds out and runs far far away
'plant seed' jfc
My wife is anywhere between 24-32 days. It's so consuming, I'm at the point of making tracking redundant. I caught myself looking in the garbage last month. The garbage!'
fucking jesus christ i hope his wife finds out and runs far far away
'plant seed' jfc
MEN'S RIGHTS
Men: How to Stop Paying Spousal and Child Support And Move On
i hate men
Men: How to Stop Paying Spousal and Child Support And Move On
i hate men
what in the fuck are they talking about
digging thru the garbage to find used tampons/pads to track his wife's cycle
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