John unwittingly bit his lower lip, half ashamed, half aroused. He put his hand over Sherlock’s and pushed it into his own fat. Sherlock gave a surprised gasp.
-Oh.
He slided closer, their bellies almost touching; Sherlock’s hard and taut, John’s bulging and soft. They could feel the heat their bodies were irradiating, even if they were not actually touching each others’ skin.
-Maybe I should make you do a couple of pushups, do you think you can manage that? Or are you too much of a fatty already? I bet that belly will pin you right to the floor, I don’t think you would even be able to manage a single one without going out of breath.
John squished his own belly with both hands.
-Oh, please don’t make me do pushups.
Sherlock smiled and clicked his tongue.
-So lazy. No wonder you’ve gotten so plump. I should put you on a diet.
-Oh.
He slided closer, their bellies almost touching; Sherlock’s hard and taut, John’s bulging and soft. They could feel the heat their bodies were irradiating, even if they were not actually touching each others’ skin.
-Maybe I should make you do a couple of pushups, do you think you can manage that? Or are you too much of a fatty already? I bet that belly will pin you right to the floor, I don’t think you would even be able to manage a single one without going out of breath.
John squished his own belly with both hands.
-Oh, please don’t make me do pushups.
Sherlock smiled and clicked his tongue.
-So lazy. No wonder you’ve gotten so plump. I should put you on a diet.
Jewish culture /=/ western culture
Being currently displaced in America due to the holocaust and family having nowhere else to go /=/ integrating with westerners
I have not assimilated with western culture, nor do I accept it as mine, so yeahno. I still follow the same traditions handed down from my ethno-religion, and THAT is my culture.
currently displaced because of the holocaust? is she serious rn?
Being currently displaced in America due to the holocaust and family having nowhere else to go /=/ integrating with westerners
I have not assimilated with western culture, nor do I accept it as mine, so yeahno. I still follow the same traditions handed down from my ethno-religion, and THAT is my culture.
currently displaced because of the holocaust? is she serious rn?
http://hms-anon.dreamwidth.org/147169.html?thread=721046241#cmt721046241
ugh i took a poop so hard my butthole is still throbbing it's been like twenty fucking minutes
sorry nona. i've had those and i hate those. maybe take an aspirin or smth.
if anyone wants to watch bates motel here are some links for the first four episodes
S01E01:
http://www.putlocker.com/file/9D4B0B2941A5AE25
S01E02:
http://www.putlocker.com/file/3593967E95776867
S01E03:
http://www.putlocker.com/file/F7C5CE6250C7F2B0
S01E04:
http://www.putlocker.com/file/623E610C4C0C38D0
S01E01:
http://www.putlocker.com/file/9D4B0B2941A5AE25
S01E02:
http://www.putlocker.com/file/3593967E95776867
S01E03:
http://www.putlocker.com/file/F7C5CE6250C7F2B0
S01E04:
http://www.putlocker.com/file/623E610C4C0C38D0
it is a retelling of nathaniel hawthorne's the scarlet letter but with all female characters, written in blank verse
http://www.reddit.com/r/theredpill
i cant tell if this is satire of mras or not
i cant tell if this is satire of mras or not
this one time my butthole hurt so much i thought i pooped out my butt
i'm not gonna lie, i'm a huge sciencenona and i just schlicked to him talking about star formation lol
did a parrot masturbate to me
i was on all fours with a dildo in my mouth
did a parrot masturbate to me
i was on all fours with a dildo in my mouth
i miss bad boys michael bay
transformers michael bay sucks
transformers michael bay sucks
when your nails are a nice length and then one of them breaks unexpectedly and you have to cut them all to match
good night sweet sistren
good night sweet sistren
I don’t get why people want, or want to be, “sexy” or “hot”. If somebody calls me hot I think or say “er…okay?”, and while it’s a compliment it rattles me a little. But they mean well.
And sexy, well. “You’re sexy” is not a compliment I want! Isn’t my heart good enough? Can’t we just cuddle? To me, “sexy” conjures up the image of everything I am not: oversexed, testosterone-pumping guy who thinks with the wrong brain. It’s a compliment I know, but it just doesn’t work. Just say “nice ass” or something. Admiring the human form is fine!
I don’t know. I don’t want to be an object of physical desire, I guess.
And sexy, well. “You’re sexy” is not a compliment I want! Isn’t my heart good enough? Can’t we just cuddle? To me, “sexy” conjures up the image of everything I am not: oversexed, testosterone-pumping guy who thinks with the wrong brain. It’s a compliment I know, but it just doesn’t work. Just say “nice ass” or something. Admiring the human form is fine!
I don’t know. I don’t want to be an object of physical desire, I guess.
I wonder what the homeless youth rate is for demisexuals and how many are legit afraid of getting kicked out of the house.
nonas i bought these tonight and thought of u



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