(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
claimed

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
John unwittingly bit his lower lip, half ashamed, half aroused. He put his hand over Sherlock’s and pushed it into his own fat. Sherlock gave a surprised gasp.

-Oh.

He slided closer, their bellies almost touching; Sherlock’s hard and taut, John’s bulging and soft. They could feel the heat their bodies were irradiating, even if they were not actually touching each others’ skin.

-Maybe I should make you do a couple of pushups, do you think you can manage that? Or are you too much of a fatty already? I bet that belly will pin you right to the floor, I don’t think you would even be able to manage a single one without going out of breath.

John squished his own belly with both hands.

-Oh, please don’t make me do pushups.

Sherlock smiled and clicked his tongue.

-So lazy. No wonder you’ve gotten so plump. I should put you on a diet.

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:32 am (UTC)(link)

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
MUFASA

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
gj

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:32 am (UTC)(link)

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
::hisses and pushes a toxic egg from my cloaca, slinking away as its noxious fumes fill the room::

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Jewish culture /=/ western culture
Being currently displaced in America due to the holocaust and family having nowhere else to go /=/ integrating with westerners
I have not assimilated with western culture, nor do I accept it as mine, so yeahno. I still follow the same traditions handed down from my ethno-religion, and THAT is my culture.


currently displaced because of the holocaust? is she serious rn?

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
yess

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
fuck you all

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
yes good

mods

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
keanu isn't in this

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
lol

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
ugh i took a poop so hard my butthole is still throbbing it's been like twenty fucking minutes

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
ok

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
*covers it with a glass dome*

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
if anyone wants to watch bates motel here are some links for the first four episodes

S01E01:
http://www.putlocker.com/file/9D4B0B2941A5AE25

S01E02:
http://www.putlocker.com/file/3593967E95776867

S01E03:
http://www.putlocker.com/file/F7C5CE6250C7F2B0

S01E04:
http://www.putlocker.com/file/623E610C4C0C38D0

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
ah yes!

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
why not

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
sorry nona. i've had those and i hate those. maybe take an aspirin or smth.

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
hope u tucks medicated pad

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
this was me last week

hope u no hemorrhoids

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
*opens a window*

(Anonymous) 2013-04-14 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
take some stool softeners