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steve steve steve sakana no STEEEVE!
eww, who is that gross-looking dude in the gif?
forecast high of 101 tomorrow uggghh
gonna borrow an idea from a nona i saw a few weeks ago, have a nice comfy indoor bbq with hot dogs and fruit salad and central a/c and movies
gonna borrow an idea from a nona i saw a few weeks ago, have a nice comfy indoor bbq with hot dogs and fruit salad and central a/c and movies
because Pride is such a sexualized event and I feel like I basically have no purpose being there as an asexual-spectrum person.
how astute of you
how astute of you
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
AND I WON'T FORGOT THE MEN WHO SPENT EIGHTY YEARS FROZEN IN ICEBERGS
TO BRING THEIR BUTTS TO ME
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
AND I WON'T FORGOT THE MEN WHO SPENT EIGHTY YEARS FROZEN IN ICEBERGS
TO BRING THEIR BUTTS TO ME
you're too much of a self-absorbed, arrogant, self-righteous dick for most people to love you
sorry, batman
sorry, batman
socialjusticesextips:
When you are meeting a person for the first time, do not break the ice. Smash the patriarchy instead.
When you are meeting a person for the first time, do not break the ice. Smash the patriarchy instead.
angrily fisting myself in response to this advice rn
I'm sad to say I understand the implications behind this sentiment, even if it is a troll. My ex-girlfriend had every intention of raising any son she had in frilly dresses and with every encouragement to date boys.
the amount of people taking this secret seriously there make me sad
people actually fell for that?
morons
morons
"Steve!" Tony closed his eyes as Steve put his arms and his wings around him and that was better, much better. He felt his heart slow and the trembling ease. "Steve."
Steve kissed him and took him back to the nest. "Steve," Tony said softly. He reached down with his good arm to play with Steve's dick. Steve smiled and his hands went down Tony's front, but then he stopped and made a puzzled noise. Tony looked down at himself. "Huh." No dick. Where did it go? Tony let go of Steve so he could feel around down there and see if he could find it. His fingers slipped into an opening he was pretty sure he didn't remember having. "Oh." It felt pretty good. No dick, but felt good, ok, fine. He grinned at Steve while he rubbed his fingers inside himself. This was easier than putting his fingers in his ass. Roomy and with a good place for Steve's dick to rub. "Steve?" Tony spread his wings out wide and lay on his back on the nest, wriggling happily. "Steve."
Steve kissed him and took him back to the nest. "Steve," Tony said softly. He reached down with his good arm to play with Steve's dick. Steve smiled and his hands went down Tony's front, but then he stopped and made a puzzled noise. Tony looked down at himself. "Huh." No dick. Where did it go? Tony let go of Steve so he could feel around down there and see if he could find it. His fingers slipped into an opening he was pretty sure he didn't remember having. "Oh." It felt pretty good. No dick, but felt good, ok, fine. He grinned at Steve while he rubbed his fingers inside himself. This was easier than putting his fingers in his ass. Roomy and with a good place for Steve's dick to rub. "Steve?" Tony spread his wings out wide and lay on his back on the nest, wriggling happily. "Steve."
He takes a look up at Phil, but Phil is definitely not with them. Phil is off in "I have my dick in my boyhood crush oh god" Land, and Tony has no interest at all in depriving him of it. He's not long for that world, though, not if the way his hips are working is to be taken as an indication. He reaches around and takes a hold of Steve's dick, leaning down over him and saying things Tony can't hear, maybe even Steve can't; Phil doesn't seem to care, just wants them to get said.
Steve is making muffled noises as Phil pushes him closer, still trying to stick what he's been told to do like a good boy- now there's a hot thought- but he's rapidly losing it. He groans low, coming hard onto the bedsheets, and that's pretty much it for Phil. He slams home and comes, his fingers curled around Steve's hips, pressing in so tightly that the skin blanches.
It's a good long while before either of them move; Steve has now faceplanted into the bed, and Phil is just sitting there making satisfied, blissed-out noises. Tony's getting really anxious to get on to the big finish, so to speak, and he's on the point of snapping when they finally get their asses back in gear. Phil gets rid of the condom, and he doesn't need instruction to switch places with Tony, taking Pepper into his arms and kissing her, slipping his hand between her thighs to finish what Steve started.
Tony pushes Steve's legs open a little further, looking around for the discarded lube- which is, of course, inexplicably stuck under Steve's knee. He only needs a little; Steve is wet and loose and rag-doll limp, which is a very good look on him. Three was a nice thought, but Steve is well and truly down for the count, before Tony could even get to him; he has been bested once again by Phil Coulson, but he's having a harder time being annoyed by it than usual.
Steve moans softly as Tony pushes into him, fucking him slowly, trying to show some restraint; that lasts about a minute and a half before he's fucking hard, snapping his hips forward. He's more than a little of an exhibitionist, but nobody's paying attention to him right at the moment, so there's not a whole lot of a point in trying to make it look good or last long. Pepper and Phil are wrapped up in each other, off doing their own thing, something that's making Pepper make desperate sounds, throw her head back; Phil is kissing all over her throat, sucking at her skin, and Tony's starting to realize that he's got a hell of an oral fixation.
Steve is making muffled noises as Phil pushes him closer, still trying to stick what he's been told to do like a good boy- now there's a hot thought- but he's rapidly losing it. He groans low, coming hard onto the bedsheets, and that's pretty much it for Phil. He slams home and comes, his fingers curled around Steve's hips, pressing in so tightly that the skin blanches.
It's a good long while before either of them move; Steve has now faceplanted into the bed, and Phil is just sitting there making satisfied, blissed-out noises. Tony's getting really anxious to get on to the big finish, so to speak, and he's on the point of snapping when they finally get their asses back in gear. Phil gets rid of the condom, and he doesn't need instruction to switch places with Tony, taking Pepper into his arms and kissing her, slipping his hand between her thighs to finish what Steve started.
Tony pushes Steve's legs open a little further, looking around for the discarded lube- which is, of course, inexplicably stuck under Steve's knee. He only needs a little; Steve is wet and loose and rag-doll limp, which is a very good look on him. Three was a nice thought, but Steve is well and truly down for the count, before Tony could even get to him; he has been bested once again by Phil Coulson, but he's having a harder time being annoyed by it than usual.
Steve moans softly as Tony pushes into him, fucking him slowly, trying to show some restraint; that lasts about a minute and a half before he's fucking hard, snapping his hips forward. He's more than a little of an exhibitionist, but nobody's paying attention to him right at the moment, so there's not a whole lot of a point in trying to make it look good or last long. Pepper and Phil are wrapped up in each other, off doing their own thing, something that's making Pepper make desperate sounds, throw her head back; Phil is kissing all over her throat, sucking at her skin, and Tony's starting to realize that he's got a hell of an oral fixation.
dear marvel, do an alpha flight movie, love, america
is this an angry face
my phone replaced it with bioanon's icon
my phone replaced it with bioanon's icon
well i saw fireworks from the freeway
and behind closed eyes i cannot make them go away
'cause you were born on the fourth of july, freedom ring
and behind closed eyes i cannot make them go away
'cause you were born on the fourth of july, freedom ring
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