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[mommysquad]

 hey nonas



are you street-smart?
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[zemedic]

You can have him. Even if I vere a man, Soldier isn't my - my type.

[kabuum]

MISSIN' OUT, LASS
he talks a mean game but he's quite submissive if ye know how to push the right buttons
mine all mine i don't give a fuck what ye all think

[(Anonymous)]

[kabuum]

NONA WHY

FAINTING

[(Anonymous)]

is it true that soldier has a teddy bear wearing pyjamas and a little army helmet and it named mr snuggles?

[kabuum]

yes
he also has pictures of puppies in sweaters hanging up in his quarters. and he puts festive bows on his shovels on holidays

[heavyweaponsanon]

nooo

you have made him sound like exactly doktor's type! hahaha demo vhy vhat are you doing

[zemedic]

Don't vorry, Liebe.

[heavyweaponsanon]

oh, you think i am so insecure...

[zemedic]

Perhaps.

[heavyweaponsanon]

pfff. maybe only leetle bit.

[zemedic]

Ha, that's not a bad thing. I like it vhen you cross your arms and glower, you look strong and intimidating.

[heavyweaponsanon]

vhat, i do not alvays? :D

[kabuum]

don't blame me, i speak nothin' but unscripted truth