may 15

[mommysquad]

what's on your bucket list, bibas? would you like to go skydiving? travel to the end of the earth? what about the whales

deletion thread

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

my friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the empire state

[(Anonymous)]

During the filming of 2011’s Thor, actress Rene Russo was forbidden from handling the prop swords due to her violent criminal past. An inexperienced security guard was blamed when she managed to acquire this steel prop. Though her frenzied rampage through the set claimed the lives of six crew members, director Kenneth Branagh claimed that the footage was “too good not to use” and digitally replaced the late crew members with frost giants. It is said that actor Liam Neeson (King Laufey) quit the project in protest of Branagh’s decision, only to be replaced by Colm Feore who reportedly “had no problem [with it].”

[(Anonymous)]

omg today at work my co-worker let out the nastiest fucking smelling fart EVER.
he also ran off as soon as it happened.

wtf do u think that accomplishes? we're the only ones in the store and if it wasn't -me-.

[(Anonymous)]

taylor swift hugged a guy wearing a swastika shirt at a katy perry party and said she didn't know what it was?

lmao /wat/ when did this happen

[(Anonymous)]

getting some vegan cookbooks from the library

hopefully that will be enough for me to actually increase my veggie intake

lol :(

[(Anonymous)]

itt ranting

[(Anonymous)]

i swear to god, the next person in this house to buy my sister any piece of technology more complicated than a toaster can deal w/ her. b/c she never bothers to actually learn how to use these things and just depends on other people to do it for her, and i'm sick of being yelled at when i can't fix the problems she causes by doing shit like syncing up her ipod w/ someone else's itunes and then not understanding y none of the music on her ipod is saved on her computer

i'm sorry you couldn't be bothered to learn how to use itunes yourself and instead just handed off your ipod to a friend (now an ex-friend) to get him to put music on it for you through his own computer. that's not my fucking problem

this comment brought to you by my sister yelling at me from across the room at i type this

[(Anonymous)]

omg i have like five june bugs in my house ajjksfksdfksfdsh whyyyyy

[nekokonneko]

i am so unmotivated to work on this presentation rn

kick my ass into gear pls

[(Anonymous)]

can we pic post

[(Anonymous)]

omg i accidentally clicked on page 36

i was so confused

i could not understand why everyone wanted screening

[(Anonymous)]

wow for some reason i never watched the extra scene after the credits in thor until just now

an extra 2 minutes of thor for me, igss

[(Anonymous)]

lolin @ ppl who think it's soooooo NOT OKAY to hook up with co-workers

hello this is the real world calling sjwland

[(Anonymous)]

loki = tetsuo from akira, y/n?

[(Anonymous)]

i can't decide whose presence in sf_d is the stupidest

casualwraith
mirhanda
dodger
pig_catapult

i d e k

[(Anonymous)]

meow :3c

[(Anonymous)]

i hope my coworker gets yelled at for her lack of an adherence to the dress code soon enough

i got yelled at because you could see my bra/cami straps under one of my cardigans unintentionally and my muslimah coworkers get reamed and harassed all the time

but this coworker literally comes to an office in booty shorts with lace cut tights and her boobs popping out of her shirt and no one says a word

it is so frustrating

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

selfish of me to hope my friend's date goes badly bc i am love with her but too chicken to tell her :/

o well igss

[(Anonymous)]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xomvT2UkL1I/T676-yRnlQI/AAAAAAAATHA/3yhfzUhX2-c/s400/kids.jpg

shaving doesn't help that

it also doesn't help with the smell

[(Anonymous)]

does taylor swift go here? who else is stanning for her so hard?

tw mention of pedophiles

[(Anonymous)]

ugh nona

one of my friends made a joke that i was a pedophile (idek something about a national geographic book i had that featured pictures of kids in swimsuits??) and my friend, who i came out to as bisexual last year, said "yeah, first she's bisexual, now she's a pedophile! lolol"


rly



rly

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

omg glee covered "starships" but cant say motherfucker

why cover the song then, it's so embarrassing, like kidz bop

[(Anonymous)]

apartment six floors