may 15

[mommysquad]

what's on your bucket list, bibas? would you like to go skydiving? travel to the end of the earth? what about the whales

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[(Anonymous)]

pootpootpootpootpootpootpootpootpootpootpootpoot

http://www.rps.net/cgi-bin/stone/randpower.pl

[(Anonymous)]

nonas do this

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

Also, “courgetting” for queerplatonically/platonically flirting! This word fills a gap in my vocabulary. I like you, I really want to get to know you with an intensity usually associated with sex or romance, but I am not interested in sex or romance with you.

[(Anonymous)]

i want her everywhere and if she's beside me
i know i need never care

[(Anonymous)]

http://hms-anon.dreamwidth.org/50547.html?thread=238150771#cmt238150771

literally can't stop laughing at this

[(Anonymous)]

Following the filming of 2002’s Red Dragon, actors Mary-Louise Parker and Edward Norton formed a short-lived “rap-core” band, called “Mourn A Dead Monk” (an anagram of their names). This still from the film was the cover for the first single from that album, titled “F*ck Sh*t Up.”

biba smells bad ^^^^^^^^^

[(Anonymous)]

and is a poop head

[(Anonymous)]

whatever happened to nice humble sweet boys

why back in my day

[(Anonymous)]

my birthday is coming up and i always try to have a good one but just end up getting rly depressed ;~; and all my best friends are like 3 states away so i won't even get to see them

look THIS is the dumbaline:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[(Anonymous)]

anyone above it is automatically a dumbaline

anyone below it is cool

[(Anonymous)]

pie in my oven rn

who wants some in an hr?

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[(Anonymous)]

i hate laughing because i think my laugh is so ugly and it just makes people awkward

[(Anonymous)]

i wanna hoog you

poog you

boogly boog you

i loooog you <33

[(Anonymous)]

what do old people smell like?

[(Anonymous)]

if you keep calling me a dumbaline i won't let you have my slice of pie

[(Anonymous)]

snickers ice cream bar nona makes me realize that i've been on a snickers kick lately.

sexual people don't experience the following emotions...

[(Anonymous)]

My zucchini came at my house last night, after we spend the whole day together. It was the first time we saw each other alone and it was perfect. She knows I’m asexual (whatever this means for her) and that’s OK for her.

But (oh, yes, there’s one…) I felt the need to tell her -you know- what I felt, being demiromantic(?)/aromantic and asexual. I tried to explain her what it was for me to care about someone, what I could feel and what kind of relationships I could desire. But I fell short. Do I even know ? Anyway, I tried to tell her that I felt no attraction (romantic or sexual) but that I thought often about her and that it was my way of caring, etc. That it was my way of being alive…

It was kind of awkward but mainly, I totally failed to express how aesthetically and sensually I was attracted to her. We slept in the same bed, but we didn’t really cuddle. Did she wanted to ? If yes, why didn’t she ? Did I spook her ? God, I’ve got to get better at this.

#pretendingmylifeisrelevant

they're for asexual queerplatonic zucchinis only

[(Anonymous)]

who wants my pie

[(Anonymous)]

Actor Chris O’Dowd is actually a licensed police officer in his native Ireland (which is how he landed this role). He complained to director Paul Feig that his lack of tie would have been frowned upon, as being on duty in an “improper uniform” is strictly forbidden by Irish law. Feig stated that the costume choices made O’Dowd’s character seem more approachable, and the tie remained off.

[(Anonymous)]

do you ever start laughing hysterically at your computer and feel weird

[(Anonymous)]

And together, these two hearty “Vegetables” made up a beautiful garden of love and fun that would go on to inspire and nourish other Aces and non-Aces of all kinds.

[(Anonymous)]

nona can you explain to me the weird obscure asexy terms and what they mean

in particular zucchini and squish

tw ed

[(Anonymous)]

ughhhh i had my jaw wired shut b/c of a car accident and i'm on a liquid diet and i want to die

this is fucking awful. i thought i bought carrot/guava smoothie. it's carrot/vegetable juice

literally lettuce juice. prob some kale. mehhhhh