chad gently stroked the flaccid nub of carl's acorn penis. "carl, why don't i turn you on anymore? i thought what we had was special."

carl looked away, despondent. "i'm sorry, chad. i don't know why but now i can only get hard when i'm trolling."

tears welled in chad's eyes. "then we'll troll, carl. we'll troll together."

and they did.