i think when i was sleeping over at my bff's house in high school when she got her report card. or her mom got it rather and opened it and came into her room screaming at her for like idk 2 hours
when i got a phone call from my mom bc i was hanging out w/friends and one friend's parents called their cop friend to find her bc she didnt pick up the phone. it was after graduation and we were all over 18
then i had to watch the cop take her home in a cop car after meeting in a gas station
once i burned some microwave popcorn and my stepfather FLEW INTO A RAGE i mean to be fair that stuff does smell like shit and he was mad about my grades but my best friend at the time was also in the house
that sucks so glad my parents would never yell at me that in front of my friends still wonder why her mom didn't wait til i left the next day or if anything be like "nona i have to talk to my daughter in private may i drive you home"
it wasn't long after pocahontas came out so i was about 8
i was at day camp, i wanted to sing "just around the river bend" at the weekly talent show. i went to sign up and the counselors told me no
i told my mom, who called the camp upset and then the counselors apologized to me the next day and let me go through with it ... but then at the talent show (which was in the round, in the middle of a big circle after lunch) some girl sang it right before me
I washed my sex toys and left them in my bathroom to dry (I'm the only one who uses it). forgot about them until my grandmother came to visit and decided to clean my bathroom. she didn't say anything but I know she saw them.
there are some ppl i know who i'm not in classes or clubs with anymore, so i only see them on fb
at least one of them i can't recognize anymore irl bc i don't see him often and he changed his hair. if he talks to me i get so confused bc i think he's a stranger lol
i was on a date at a really fancy restaurant with this rich dude and all his friends (in retrospect he was showing me off because i was 10 years younger which is super creepy), but we're talking 5 course meal, wines with every course, the works
i went to the bathroom and i saw some toilet paper floating and it should have been a warning - person before you had trouble flushing - do not attempt to flush it
so i flushed it of course and it started overflowing, so i tried to grab the idk what it's called, but the thing in the tank and it snapped off in my hand, so i just panicked and ran out and told the front desk (it was a restaurant at this resort) that 'someone flooded the bathroom'
the flood was so bad they had to close the bathroom and all the people dining had to use the restroom in the private area and there was a wedding going on, so the poor wedding had randoms running in and out all night to go to the bathroom
then i go back and sit down and two women at the table get up and try and go to the bathroom and come back and are like 'the bathroom flooded!' and look at me and i smile and say 'it was fine when i went, wow i must have just missed it!' but the whole rest of dinner was super awkward for me
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-25 02:03 am (UTC)(link)Re: ITT most awkward moment of your life
then i had to watch the cop take her home in a cop car after meeting in a gas station
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i mean to be fair that stuff does smell like shit and he was mad about my grades but my best friend at the time was also in the house
parents
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-25 02:07 am (UTC)(link)so glad my parents would never yell at me that in front of my friends
still wonder why her mom didn't wait til i left the next day or if anything be like "nona i have to talk to my daughter in private may i drive you home"
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i was at day camp, i wanted to sing "just around the river bend" at the weekly talent show. i went to sign up and the counselors told me no
i told my mom, who called the camp upset and then the counselors apologized to me the next day and let me go through with it ... but then at the talent show (which was in the round, in the middle of a big circle after lunch) some girl sang it right before me
it makes me sad just to think about. poor bb!imi
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-25 02:08 am (UTC)(link)i'm sorry that sucks
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-25 02:10 am (UTC)(link)he thought i was a friend of her older brother, who was fifteen, and backpedaled like a motherfucker
hitting on fifteenish year old = acceptable...twelve, too far i guess is what i was supposed to take from that
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-25 02:10 am (UTC)(link)at least one of them i can't recognize anymore irl bc i don't see him often and he changed his hair. if he talks to me i get so confused bc i think he's a stranger lol
it's awkward every time
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-25 02:12 am (UTC)(link)i went to the bathroom and i saw some toilet paper floating and it should have been a warning - person before you had trouble flushing - do not attempt to flush it
so i flushed it of course and it started overflowing, so i tried to grab the idk what it's called, but the thing in the tank and it snapped off in my hand, so i just panicked and ran out and told the front desk (it was a restaurant at this resort) that 'someone flooded the bathroom'
the flood was so bad they had to close the bathroom and all the people dining had to use the restroom in the private area and there was a wedding going on, so the poor wedding had randoms running in and out all night to go to the bathroom
then i go back and sit down and two women at the table get up and try and go to the bathroom and come back and are like 'the bathroom flooded!' and look at me and i smile and say 'it was fine when i went, wow i must have just missed it!' but the whole rest of dinner was super awkward for me