April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

Need anything deleted?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

go buy more beer, y/n

pros: beer shop is half a block away

cons: it's 5pm and i'm already kinda drunk

[(Anonymous)]

anon: where we debate the best way to measure out a cup of poo

[(Anonymous)]

its weird but even though i hate the "they fell in love in 2 days" thing with str8 couples, i'm okay with it when it comes to queer couples

i know "real life isn't like that" and all the concern trolling about how not everyone is gay and how it's "harder" for gay people to find partners or w/e, i just want my escapist fics and like seeing queer couples without the "omg am i gay?" angst

[(Anonymous)]

45 minutes to go

omg, clock, go faster

[(Anonymous)]

it's okay

not everything is a masterpiece or needs to be

[(Anonymous)]

man i hate it when people take dumb shit too seriously and decide they're the boss of things

if we're just loling about video games we don't need you telling us how to play video games okay

good advice

[(Anonymous)]

don't expect anyone to validate you

[superinane]

ngl this makes me lol every time I see it

[(Anonymous)]

doing a nuzlocke run for the first time on pokemon

my psyduck is a monster

[notdolan]

i had a funny story to share with anon but i forgot

does anyone have any funny stories to tell me instead

[(Anonymous)]

its pathetic but whenever i read college aus about characters being quirky and strange and having adventures and silly injokes with their friends i get so sad because i didn't have that. i was so depressed and socially anxious and now it's too late for me to have any of that.

[(Anonymous)]

watching this week's mad men

omg don, you fucking abomination of a human

http://hms-anon.dreamwidth.org/42141.html?thread=197585309#cmt197585309

[(Anonymous)]

NO ONE ANSWERED MY QUESTION >:'C

surprise of the fucking world

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/18/us/no-savings-found-in-florida-welfare-drug-tests.html?_r=1&src=ISMR_AP_LO_MST_FB

MIAMI — Ushered in amid promises that it would save taxpayers money and deter drug users, a Florida law requiring drug tests for people who seek welfare benefits resulted in no direct savings, snared few drug users and had no effect on the number of applications, according to recently released state data.

“Many states are considering following Florida’s example, and the new data from the state shows they shouldn’t,” said Derek Newton, communications director for the American Civil Liberties Union of Florida, which sued the state last year to stop the testing and recently obtained the documents. “Not only is it unconstitutional and an invasion of privacy, but it doesn’t save money, as was proposed.”

[(Anonymous)]

did anyone notice LJ suddenly stopped existing

[(Anonymous)]

just got back home so idk if this has been discussed already but is lj down?

[superinane]

is it normal to find the Ode to the Bouncer music video like extremely hot

i mean it's like roxythethemesong.avi but I love it

[(Anonymous)]

i think lj might be broken

[(Anonymous)]

ok i know this is dumb but

i went over to this guy's house last night and we had a bit to drink. we hooked up. i like this guy a lot, and he seemed really really into it, asking when he could see me next etc

so we decided i'd see him today when he gets out of work. but he sent me an email earlier about how he got a late start and he won't get out until late, but he'd let me know

i assume i'm still going to his place but is this a terrible sign? :c should i just give up and assume he was only into it bc of the alcohol :c

http://goldenliliesqueen.tumblr.com/post/21725251303/sometimes-i-think-the-spoon-theory-would-be-nic

[(Anonymous)]

good idea? or is the spoon theory beyond saving?

[(Anonymous)]

i hate when movies become "self aware"

like, a movie about a movie? kind of takes me out of it.

[(Anonymous)]

Let me love you tonight
And I'll make you feel alright
I know in my heart I want to be with you

[superinane]

my first and only pokemon nuzlock run ended when my first pokemon fainted


i couldn't go through with it

[(Anonymous)]

tbh i think a lot of the people who look down on loud or enthusiastic people are just self-hating and jealous that they can't be as excited about life. that's why everyone looks down on people who whop and yell because they feel alive

[(Anonymous)]

i've survived this month's menstrual cramps, yay!

and i had the day off so no teachers yelling at me for skipping class either