April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

Need anything deleted?

Comments

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varnishing ur errors rn

[(Anonymous)]

i can't be all 'do you wanna fuck me' because i say stuff like that all the time and we laugh about it

[(Anonymous)]

okay i don't know if this makes me an idiot, but i love the gushing, enthusiastic "so many feels " "OMG I AM SMILING SO MUCH" reviews on my fics more than any review that tries to sound like the new york times. idk, just knowing that someone is just excited about my ship as me or that my fic made them so excited really makes me happy yet i know these type of reviews are frowned upon.

[(Anonymous)]

69

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Crazy lady, livin' in a bag

[(Anonymous)]

when u call my name it's like a little prayer

tw: dieting

[(Anonymous)]

this mayo clinic health plan i'm on says no sugar for the first two weeks

:/ failing that part horribly. i just cannot live without my builders tea. i'm measuring it out so i know how much i'm getting at least?

[(Anonymous)]

in love with my married best friend

and i think she might love me back

but she also loves her husband

this is awk

[(Anonymous)]

OPPRESTHIVE STHISTHBIANS

[(Anonymous)]

everyone praises thor for having good female characters when tbh my first reaction was that they were mostly written in a pretty generic subtly sexist way, especially jane

[(Anonymous)]

how much money would it take for you to drink your own pee?

how about drinking someone else's pee?

how about eating your own poo?

how about eating someone else's poo?

[(Anonymous)]

i miss being a vegetarian. i went back to eating meat about a year ago and my body still feels groce.

but re-implementing a vegetarian diet sucks bc i did it slowly (no red meat, then no pork, then no chicken) so i could make the transition more easily.

w/e tho fuq it back to being a vegetarian.

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

ugh h8 writing cover letters

like just hire me pls

[(Anonymous)]

why was concrete poop mountain deleted?

[(Anonymous)]

nonas i just wrote a three page essay in spanish. i feel liek such a boss

[(Anonymous)]

i have three posts i'm trying to finish the comments in and they won't reload

why i don't just x out idk

tw suicide, death, gore

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.vice.com/vice-news/aokigahara-suicide-forest-v3

this is probably the best piece i've seen on the infamous suicide forest in japan, it's really haunting and sad and empathetic

it's only 20 minutes but i watched it an hour ago and it really stuck with me :( ftr there are a couple corpses shown that the nature guard finds

[(Anonymous)]

idgi is concrete poop mountain the new ponyo or pincy's address or smth

[(Anonymous)]

why do people get so buttmad at the thought of someone not wanting constructive criticism on their fic

not everyone is trying to be an amazing writer and unless they ask for it, i don't bother giving it because they're having fun and it's just a hobby

people get so angry at the thought that their amazing insights on literature might not always be wanted

[(Anonymous)]

oh hey, firefox 12 happened, let's see if it behaves any better

[(Anonymous)]

why can't i be secure in myself and liked?