April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

Need anything deleted?

Comments

sushi cat 2

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.kongregate.com/games/ArmorGames/sushi-cat-2

full belly achieved! :3

[(Anonymous)]

moo

tw ed

[(Anonymous)]

i am trying to lose weight healthily after gaining ~30lbs after recovery. tbh i'm not happy with the way i look and i just want to be healthy bc i stopped exercising and eating well.

but idk how to go about eating healthy. i only know how to b/p, starve, or just eat like crap. today i have had a muffin, about 1/3 cup of yogurt, and just now i had about two cups of boiled carrots, peas, and corn. but i'm hongry still and don't know what to eat.

halp me :(

[(Anonymous)]

no one's looser than a loser

poot

[(Anonymous)]

I am not kidding when I say that I find incredibly esoteric and specialized porn to be one of the most life-affirming things in the world. Even… no, especially the stuff that doesn’t do anything for me. Every giantess crush site, every furry vore gallery, every Shintaro Kago shit-and-dissection-fest, every body-inflation discussion group, every set of specialized apron-fetish films, every dendrophile fan club, every time I learn a new word like “boytaur” or “OT3″ or “docking” or “unbirth”… all these things bring me a genuine and unironic joy. These things, these kinks, these flights of imagination, are the impassioned obsessions of real people, everyday people. At least one of your coworkers, at least one of your family members. And that’s not creepy, that’s wonderful. Every one of those weird kinks is a shout of human individuality in a world that wants to reduce us down to buying patterns and demographic trends.

[(Anonymous)]

remember that one childfree post where the op didn't get why people thought kids dying in disasters was so tragic?

[(Anonymous)]

fart

[(Anonymous)]

fffff nonas

i'm so happy rn

helped out on two tour stops and going to another tomorrow, it's so much fun

[(Anonymous)]

snape should be spanked

[(Anonymous)]

this is the first day of my last days

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

i thought thor was genuinely good

for a comic movie ofc but still

[(Anonymous)]

you know humans have evolved with the instinct to protect kids for survival right

evpsych is still stupid when it's not about pink berries, you know

[(Anonymous)]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dire_wolf

dire wolves are real, bibas

itt feminist reads

[(Anonymous)]

yoko ono
particia hill collins
sonia shah
daisy hernandez
sandra cisneros

add to the list bibas<3

[(Anonymous)]

drinkin ur blood rn

[(Anonymous)]

The first things people usually notice about me
My articulate speech. Or my face. Or my black-girl booty, lol.

[(Anonymous)]

schni schna schnappi
schappi schnappi schnap

[(Anonymous)]

wearing this after work and sometimes even at work on casual days, idgaf

[(Anonymous)]

negl, i know it's a terrible movie but the end of armageddon will never not make me cry like a baby

[(Anonymous)]

bibas i went to see titanic 3D last night and it was like watching a list of things i masturbated to in 1998

[(Anonymous)]

wearing a theme t-shirt rn

no1cur except someone who knew about prinnies

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.threadless.com/product/1942/The_Sin/tab,guys/style,shirt

i'm wearing this. but the one for women obvs. the men one kinda skeeves me out but idky

[notdolan]

THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP

[(Anonymous)]

yes