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 What kind of shenanigans did you get up to behind your teachers' backs?

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itt

[(Anonymous)]

tell anon about your best friend

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[(Anonymous)]

me

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[(Anonymous)]

my best friend is really loyal and always helps me

he's pretty short and yellow and has a long spiky tail

i love him more than anyone in the world

i kind of want to take our relationship to the next level if you know what i mean

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[(Anonymous)]

lmao nona

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[(Anonymous)]

idk if there's a level past him massaging your prostate from inside your butt and electric orgasms, ash

i think that's the highest level you can go

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[westerlies]

i met him the first day of 7th grade in art class bc he overheard someone telling me to join the anime club :'] he's the only one that understands me tbh

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[(Anonymous)]

is he gay?

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[(Anonymous)]

uh nona

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[(Anonymous)]

i dated her and it all got foxed up now i don't have one

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[(Anonymous)]

i haven't had a best friend since college thanks to distance and the fact that i am horrible about keeping up with people, mainly because i fear rejection.

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[(Anonymous)]

hi me

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[(Anonymous)]

someday we'll write those letters and emails, i know it.

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[(Anonymous)]

not really my bff anymore

moved to tunisia. never shuts up about muslim issues and constantly drops "inchallah" in her english to show off. one of those who thinks america is a ~great country~ and islamophobia is making it worse waaah

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[(Anonymous)]

omg is your bff hcmls

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[(Anonymous)]

mte

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[(Anonymous)]

naw

she's insufferable sometimes but she's an atheist and hasn't pretended she isn't anything but white

...yet igss

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[(Anonymous)]

does hcm slick to america

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[(Anonymous)]

my best friend went to medical school and became super insecure and depressed

we don't really talk anymore bc she's busy and also very toxic

so you might say that i don't have one. feels weird man

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[imigination]

my friend is selfish, self-absorbed, anti-social, judgmental, and materialistic

she's also incredibly fun, always up for shenanigans, sincere, a mutual bad infulence, and the only person i think i dig and trust without qualifications

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[witchwife]

jeez imi the start of your comment had me like ...wat

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[imigination]

lol idk

i think she (justifiably) turns a lot of people off that way

but then amidst the few that she isnt instantly wary of and therefore distant from, i think she's just a really wonderful person to know

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[witchwife]

lol i understand

you did have me scrolling back up to the oc to see if i missed a command to list our friends' faults tho lol

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[witchwife]

she's practically my sister and she has a huge heart and also is going to school to work with seals

we don't talk much during the school yr bc distance but everything falls right back into place when we get back together <3

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[(Anonymous)]

i have two, one from each coast. they are both p. awesome

my nyc friend is coming to visit me in norcal in august, i'm so so so excited, we haven't physically seen each other except at weddings for like four years.

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[justanona]

bff1: idek anymore tbh. i think we're in this awkward spot of drifting away. like in the last stages of drifting apart. we used to be super cool and stuff but now it's just.. awk :(

bff2: lol i think we're drifting too

i guess we are just at the age where friends ~drift apart~ bc of adult life