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[mommysquad]

bibas are you snarky or grumpy enough to light things aflame?


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[(Anonymous)]

Here’s some things I’d flag (or, should that be finger?)

Feelings top
Late night snacking
Knitting in bars
Drinking in high heels
Feminist makeupping
Long distance romance texts
Femme family
Puppy cuddler
Big spooner
Moustache makeouts

[(Anonymous)]

what is a feelings top

[(Anonymous)]

oversharing??

[(Anonymous)]

also doesn't making puppy cuddling part of ur queerness mean that ur into beastiality?

[(Anonymous)]

this is just getting embarrassing

[(Anonymous)]

Feminist makeupping


what

what

also fuck mustaches

[(Anonymous)]

-don't know what this is
-i'll let u eat whipped cream off my tits, sure
-i guess u can tease me by gently running the head of the needle up my skirt along my thighs
-love me some drunk sex and heels-on sex
-i don't know what this means but if u leave lipstick prints all over me that's hot
-sexting, meh, not into it, but i'll try it
-nope not into poly, sorry
-WHAT. DEALBREAKER.
-fine (BUT TOO LATE BECAUSE WHAT. PUPPY FUCKING?)
-i can't grow a mustache, but u can run ur face over my bush (BUT TOO LATE BECAUSE WHAT. PUPPY FUCKING???)