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fall cat to complete the gifs
fall cat to complete the gifs
one time at my old job a lady made a reservation and said she had a service dog. ok that’s cool!
but then when she showed up her service dog was, in fact, a stroller of pomeranians (at least 5)
but then when she showed up her service dog was, in fact, a stroller of pomeranians (at least 5)
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pls... for symmetr..
pls... for symmetr..
to avoid burnout at work use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years
If you actually grew up in Brooklyn, you'd know that setting garbage on the sidewalk at night is something that's been done since before you were born.
It's only YOU fucking Socialist assholes who have a problem with it, because you can use it to further the agenda you've been on:
Limiting individual movement and stealing people's private property.
It's only YOU fucking Socialist assholes who have a problem with it, because you can use it to further the agenda you've been on:
Limiting individual movement and stealing people's private property.
If Elon Musk couldn't do it, America will never be fixed.
Breaks my heart.
if the dumbest guy in the world couldn't do it i guess fixing things is impossible 😔
Breaks my heart.
if the dumbest guy in the world couldn't do it i guess fixing things is impossible 😔
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grim
grim
AGE 18: I want to marry a smoking hot babe!
AGE 27: I’d like to spend time with someone who see the world as do. We will see the world through the reflection in each other eyes.
AGE 35: (daydreaming about becoming an underpaid/poorly treated groundskeeper for a wealthy dowager)
AGE 27: I’d like to spend time with someone who see the world as do. We will see the world through the reflection in each other eyes.
AGE 35: (daydreaming about becoming an underpaid/poorly treated groundskeeper for a wealthy dowager)
im friends with the people who do social media for poopourri, u know, the poop spray brand. the people who make a spray for when u shit really bad. anyways recently a new person got hired and after a month or so they find out that person was a mole for a competitor brand, just there to steal company secrets like its fucking plankton after the krabby patty secret formula. like its a cold war arms race but for poo spray. the ultimate goal being to spray a good smell after u shit and for ur spray to dominate the market. everyone involved makes like 80k a year btw. if you were wondering like 'whats the point of all this' the answer is still, buy product. yeah we used AI to make a bunch of memes to market poop spray on instagram. AI is gonna take over btw its conscious please trust me all those other attempts to make consciousness (undefined) were a bust but this time its real and it will love making memes for the poop spray brand, available @ Target
the weird thing about f/f romance is that so much of it is bi/bi or bi/les
so little les/les or any hint of masculinity outside of 'she wears jeans'
so boring
so little les/les or any hint of masculinity outside of 'she wears jeans'
so boring
Was an au pair with a British guy who would “watch” 5-10 movies a day by cutting them down to about half an hour by fast forwarding seemingly at random. I could not figure out his criteria for skipping forward at all
He was on his own phone so I couldn’t really stop him but I would practically beg him to just watch at least one full movie but he “didn’t want to get bored”
He was on his own phone so I couldn’t really stop him but I would practically beg him to just watch at least one full movie but he “didn’t want to get bored”
why is labour in aus and uk shitting the bed wtf
lmfao not this everest video using sad music to talk about the end of solo climbing expeditions like awwww so mean the state of nepal would make it illegal for you to kill yourself like a freak
swiftie at work is convinced that pedro pascal being single is a red flag...
lucky but way too close to the food being prepped
a scotsman, a welshman, a pakistani man and a reform voter took a plane ride over europe. unfortunately on their return back to the uk their plane ran into difficulties and they were told it was going to crash unless they could urgently shed some weight.
"ach, tisnae problem." said the scotsman, and threw his suitcase out of the plane. "it was full o' whiskey an haggis, ye ken, an there's plenty more where that came from."
the plane continued flying, but the pilot said they were still struggling, so the welshman got up and with a sad shrug he threw his own suitcase out of the plane. "i'm a tile salesman, it's just full of slate and i've got plenty of that back home." he said.
but the plane continued to get lower in the sky. the reform voter reached for the pakistani man, but the scotsman got there first and he threw the reform voter out of the plane.
"whatever did you do that for?" cried the pakistani man, and the scotsman shrugged.
"i got two reasons. one, he were fixin' ta do the same tae you. An two, he's a racist english cunt an ye know there's plenty more where he came from."
"ach, tisnae problem." said the scotsman, and threw his suitcase out of the plane. "it was full o' whiskey an haggis, ye ken, an there's plenty more where that came from."
the plane continued flying, but the pilot said they were still struggling, so the welshman got up and with a sad shrug he threw his own suitcase out of the plane. "i'm a tile salesman, it's just full of slate and i've got plenty of that back home." he said.
but the plane continued to get lower in the sky. the reform voter reached for the pakistani man, but the scotsman got there first and he threw the reform voter out of the plane.
"whatever did you do that for?" cried the pakistani man, and the scotsman shrugged.
"i got two reasons. one, he were fixin' ta do the same tae you. An two, he's a racist english cunt an ye know there's plenty more where he came from."
[brother in law confronts me over my post where I said "the ugliest fucking dudes on earth will marry your eldest sister and think it gives them the right to tell you about their pathetic opinions on cartoons and video games"] That was about something else actually
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