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nayrt i think you can add any weird shit to spice cake and it would still be fine, up to a point
is it like a bloody mary but in cake form
i would eat that
i would eat that
you know what's fucking delicious
zucchini bread
or zucchini muffins
or zucchini cake
zucchini bread
or zucchini muffins
or zucchini cake
Heterosexuality is a couch. Nobody even bats an eye if you keep it in the living room for everyone to see–it’s simply expected. I mean, where the hell else would you keep it? Hidden in a bedroom? No, that would be weird.
Homosexuality is a bed. Having a bed in a public room is considered weird and gross–you’re expected to keep it in private bedroom you close the door to before anyone else comes over. Because even though there are a million and one things someone can do sitting on a bed that aren’t sexual (and plenty of ways to have sex on a couch), the first and foremost thing anyone associates beds with is sex.
Bisexuality is a Western-style futon. Sometimes it functions like a couch, sometimes it functions like a bed, but whichever position it’s in at the moment, it’s still a goddamn futon. People who want to use it as a couch give you shit for not having a real couch; people who want to use it as a bed give you shit for not having a real bed. It’s acceptable in your living room, but only if you make extra certain to put it in couch position and hide the sheets before company comes over. Otherwise, you’d better hide it in a guest room.
Asexuality is a table. No matter how many times you tell people it’s not meant to be sat on, dickheads with no manners will try to park their nasty asses on it anyway.
Homosexuality is a bed. Having a bed in a public room is considered weird and gross–you’re expected to keep it in private bedroom you close the door to before anyone else comes over. Because even though there are a million and one things someone can do sitting on a bed that aren’t sexual (and plenty of ways to have sex on a couch), the first and foremost thing anyone associates beds with is sex.
Bisexuality is a Western-style futon. Sometimes it functions like a couch, sometimes it functions like a bed, but whichever position it’s in at the moment, it’s still a goddamn futon. People who want to use it as a couch give you shit for not having a real couch; people who want to use it as a bed give you shit for not having a real bed. It’s acceptable in your living room, but only if you make extra certain to put it in couch position and hide the sheets before company comes over. Otherwise, you’d better hide it in a guest room.
Asexuality is a table. No matter how many times you tell people it’s not meant to be sat on, dickheads with no manners will try to park their nasty asses on it anyway.
yt ppl are so weird bc they go on about this shit but are so condensending to poc about ~trying to look white~
nice try mom but im still not eating my veggies
"Homosexuality[...] weird and gross"
literally all u have to take away from that excerpt
i hate asexy tumblr so much
literally all u have to take away from that excerpt
i hate asexy tumblr so much
reading nothing but arguments is really fucking me up rn
tomatoe texture is so nasty i h8 them so much
" How people treat sexual orientation, as explained with furniture. "
i hated them so much that i refused to eat them for like 20 years. not even cherry tomatoes
only recently have i begun to tolerate them on burgers or deli meat sandwiches but they still groce me out in anything else or plain
only recently have i begun to tolerate them on burgers or deli meat sandwiches but they still groce me out in anything else or plain
i hope the rumors are true and emily blunt is captain marvel
i still feel bad for her bc of black widow but then again that role turned out to be shit so maybe it worked out for the best
i still feel bad for her bc of black widow but then again that role turned out to be shit so maybe it worked out for the best
Here comes the big finish! The audience claps and cheers. Flowy arms. Shimmy hips. Spinny jump! Launching air split jumpy thing! T-spin! Crouch-spin! T-spin! Crouch-spin! ALL KINDS OF SPINS! Kickity-kick AND POSE! The end! Standing ovation!
i looked everywhere for one of my fave song mashups but i couldn't find it even on the skeeziest of sites
the original uploader is still active on tumblr and youtube so i asked him to reupload it
the original uploader is still active on tumblr and youtube so i asked him to reupload it
also beds are associated w sleep first not sex
im not gonna lie, i've b8d to menage a 3 before. and i may do so again
I want to believe
plz I need some captain marvel/spider woman interaction stat
gimme enough for a music vid
plz I need some captain marvel/spider woman interaction stat
gimme enough for a music vid
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