(Anonymous) 2015-06-21 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
do you ever poop, look at the turd in the toilet, and think to yourself "wow i could take a dick that big if i wanted to"

i do sometimes, especially if it's a particularly impressive turd

(Anonymous) 2015-06-21 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
dicks are harder than shit tho

(Anonymous) 2015-06-21 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
dicks are made of shit

(Anonymous) 2015-06-21 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
depends on the shit

urgent question

(Anonymous) 2015-06-21 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
what if your shit is a 2 on the bristol scale

(Anonymous) 2015-06-21 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
thanks to meds, all my shit is liquid