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My co-worker was out of town for an office pancake breakfast. In her absence, we decided to make her up a breakfast plate. We ended up making a vitruvian man made of sausages on a royal chinet plate and hiding it in her office. She found it, and then the vitruvian man began to travel office to office. It was sealed with tape, but that didn't stop it from starting to go mouldy.

The vitruvian man was hidden in desk drawers, under paper piles, behind coats. I knew it was my turn for the vitruvian man to end up in my office but when I got in, I couldn't find it anywhere. Later in the day, one of our VP's came in to meet with me about a serious matter. He asks me a question, and in thinking of my response, I look up. There on the ceiling, mission impossible style, is a mouldy man made of sausages with it's taped on smiley face looking down at me. I awkwardly carried on the conversation with the VP through random laughter which didn't make sense to him. I had to throw out the plate after that. In total, we had it moving around the office for about a month.